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And this is me, Mike. Just moving to London from the garrison town of Colchester where you've got more drunks and squaddies than Elton John has wig transplants. Here's me ( but more so):

Name: Michael 'Hood' AKA Voltage AKA Captain Morgan AKA 'Put the stick on the ground!'
Age: No idea, fluctuate between 12 and 30, 19 for the moment.
DOB: 13/12/84 (I'm a sagitaurius and damn proud of it!)
Location: London/Colchester, depends where I'm crashing
Main talents: Fire staff (still learning), fire breathing, street theatre, speaking Dutch, philosophying, and being greedy with the captain morgans.
Hobbies: As above, drinking, travelling by foot (Ok, maybe both), being a bad man, reading terry pratchet, causing a nuisance of myself, performing arts (mainly theatre) and waiting for the canary in my head to die.
Previous convictions: none (I leave no evidence)
Religion: is silly in my opinion, but I do practice witchcraft
Good things bout me: I can cook anything I find and eat it (no one else will), I can hold my drink, full of usefull and useless information, and will always give a helping hand
bad things bout me: I am blatantly honest, I am a bastard at times, I've got an ego the size of uluru and have a copious collection of strange weapons

So that's me in a nutshell, which would be a funny sight if someone takes a picture.
I started firestaff twirling after I saw a girl in oddballs (camden) trying out a new staff and thought that was pretty cool. Can't do poi for peanuts as my hand eye coordination leaves much to be desired of. Started twirling with a glorified broom stick covered in UV paint. Firebreathing is going alright, though I learnt to shave before hand.
I found HOP of course after a mate told me about it. We used to practice while we worked at the Odeon in Colchester, while the screens where empty (amazing how useful brooms can be).

So now I'm on my way to London..

WAHOO!

Kill a man, and you're a murderer.
Kill millions of men, and you're a conqueror
Kill everyone, and you're a god.

'And they still haven't found the bodies...'

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.

Kill a man, and you're a murderer.
Kill millions of men, and you're a conqueror
Kill everyone, and you're a god.

'And they still haven't found the bodies...'

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

when i am rich you will be my drug monkey

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely

Kill a man, and you're a murderer.
Kill millions of men, and you're a conqueror
Kill everyone, and you're a god.

'And they still haven't found the bodies...'