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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
EDITED_BY: jo_rhymes (1135197570)
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hey lady
Glad to here it's going ok (apart from the hot water). My old neighbours were just like your's, 'community spirited'
They wanted to know everything. I got arround it by answering questions with the bare minimum and following them fast with questions of my own about them. They soon got the message and stopped asking and just got on with being nice neighbours.
I'm glad things are working out for you
Hey lady
Glad to here it's going ok (apart from the hot water). My old neighbours were just like your's, 'community spirited'
They wanted to know everything. I got arround it by answering questions with the bare minimum and following them fast with questions of my own about them. They soon got the message and stopped asking and just got on with being nice neighbours. I'm glad things are working out for you Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Matt and Freya, i hope we dont have to wait long! Nigel (our landlord) told us he'd fix it on monday.
although before we moved in he said it would take him half an hour and he could do it the day after we moved in, he is a total tool!
Thanks Skully!
Today I've been busy working on the flat and tidying it up, it's looking lovely, I just wish my folks were about because my brother Jon is being a right arse and I'm feeling all sad. Sym's away today and I'm feeling a tad blue.
Anyway, hopefully you can all come and stay soon! xx
Matt and Freya, i hope we dont have to wait long! Nigel (our landlord) told us he'd fix it on monday.
although before we moved in he said it would take him half an hour and he could do it the day after we moved in, he is a total tool!
Thanks Skully!
Today I've been busy working on the flat and tidying it up, it's looking lovely, I just wish my folks were about because my brother Jon is being a right arse and I'm feeling all sad. Sym's away today and I'm feeling a tad blue.
Anyway, hopefully you can all come and stay soon!
xx Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Jo! There was a lady who came into work last the other night who had a really gorgeous rainbow necklace on! I was like "wow! that's gorgeous! where did you get it!?" and she said "mardi gras" and I was like, "oh, damn"
Jo! There was a lady who came into work last the other night who had a really gorgeous rainbow necklace on! I was like "wow! that's gorgeous! where did you get it!?" and she said "mardi gras" and I was like, "oh, damn"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Hey sugar! glad you're in finally! And if that landlord isn't over today to fix that hot water of yours, tell him I'm gonna kick his ass!
You managed to sort out a lift to Falmouth yet?
Hey sugar! glad you're in finally! And if that landlord isn't over today to fix that hot water of yours, tell him I'm gonna kick his ass!
You managed to sort out a lift to Falmouth yet?
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jo - jo - jo dont be a ho - ho - ho so please go - go - gooOOOooo to falmouth
Jo - jo - jo dont be a ho - ho - ho so please go - go - gooOOOooo to falmouth
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey sexy people in my thread!! 
Our dumbass landlord still hasn't done anything about our hot water! what a tool!
we had our first night there last night, I cooked pasta and my friend Woody came over and we played Simpsons Cluedo!
Sian text me last night, she said she can take me down but not back home again.
there's no way i can take mollydog on a train for that long
so it looks like a no no from the jojo
But hopefully still on for the wales border meet
xxx
hey sexy people in my thread!!
Our dumbass landlord still hasn't done anything about our hot water! what a tool!
we had our first night there last night, I cooked pasta and my friend Woody came over and we played Simpsons Cluedo!
Sian text me last night, she said she can take me down but not back home again.
there's no way i can take mollydog on a train for that long
so it looks like a no no from the jojo
But hopefully still on for the wales border meet
xxx Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*wails and screams hysterically*
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*wails and screams hysterically*
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
aww Matt please don't cry
i will miss you lots but me and sym have our own place now, and we're RIGHT next to the train station in newbury, all you have to do is get your sexy gay ass on the train and you can stay with us!
aww Matt please don't cry
i will miss you lots but me and sym have our own place now, and we're RIGHT next to the train station in newbury, all you have to do is get your sexy gay ass on the train and you can stay with us!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
But you have to come to Falmouth, we have hot water and everything down here!
But you have to come to Falmouth, we have hot water and everything down here!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
i really really want to go but unless someone can offer me and molly a lift home there's no chance
i really really want to go but unless someone can offer me and molly a lift home there's no chance
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey my gorgeous Jo!!!
Congrats for you and Sym on finding a place together!yay!
I'd bring you hot water, but I think it would cool down during the journey
Take care babe!
Hey my gorgeous Jo!!!
Congrats for you and Sym on finding a place together!yay!
I'd bring you hot water, but I think it would cool down during the journey
Take care babe!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
thanks Nat!
Nigel (our landlord) has finally gotten round to sorting it out! hooray! (he's still doing it now)
molly is staying at the flat now til my folks get back so it's all nice and homely.
thanks Nat!
Nigel (our landlord) has finally gotten round to sorting it out! hooray! (he's still doing it now)
molly is staying at the flat now til my folks get back so it's all nice and homely.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
yay! Glad its all sorted hun!
Hope you have a lovely weekend, you will be missed lots and lots!
yay! Glad its all sorted hun!
Hope you have a lovely weekend, you will be missed lots and lots!
Close your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
Posted:
Hey Jo, Liked your hitchin rhyme!
Bird... hot water in cornwall? IT'S A LIE....
Hey Jo, Liked your hitchin rhyme!
Bird... hot water in cornwall? IT'S A LIE....
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
SSSSSHHHH!
Don't tell her that, she'll never come down!
SSSSSHHHH!
Don't tell her that, she'll never come down!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
I have hot water!
And cold aswell for the record...god I'm bored...is it home time yet?
Mornin Jojo!
I have hot water!
And cold aswell for the record...god I'm bored...is it home time yet?
Mornin Jojo!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Morning all! we have hot water! And right now I am in the flat on Sym's apple mac listening to Ken Bruce on Radio 2!
Molly's asleep on the sofa next to me and my hypnotherapist's hubby just delivered a desk for me!
All we need is my PC, the futon cover, and another cheap argos lamp and we're sorted!
I will miss you all this weekend when you're living it up down in Cornwall.
Remember everyone: September 19th- Talk like a Pirate Day. ARRRRRRR!!
Morning all! we have hot water! And right now I am in the flat on Sym's apple mac listening to Ken Bruce on Radio 2!
Molly's asleep on the sofa next to me and my hypnotherapist's hubby just delivered a desk for me!
All we need is my PC, the futon cover, and another cheap argos lamp and we're sorted!
I will miss you all this weekend when you're living it up down in Cornwall.
Remember everyone: September 19th- Talk like a Pirate Day. ARRRRRRR!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
We miss yous toos!
We miss yous toos!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
heya miss! long time no talk hope the flats going well
hopefully see you soon
heya miss! long time no talk
hope the flats going well hopefully see you soon
back
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Finally, here's a couple of pics of life at the flat.
Namely Sym and Molly chilling out and cuddling!
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Finally, here's a couple of pics of life at the flat.
Namely Sym and Molly chilling out and cuddling!
Non-Https Image Link
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Awwww that Sofa looks comfy...
I like Syms rugged Hairy chest... RAR! 
Awwww that Sofa looks comfy...
I like Syms rugged Hairy chest... RAR!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
My new expression of choice to signify how good something is, is: " 'kin A!" taken from the Mr Colemans "F*cking A!"
Aye, that sym looks 'kin a.
I'll be round in about 2 months
My new expression of choice to signify how good something is, is: " 'kin A!" taken from the Mr Colemans "F*cking A!"
Aye, that sym looks 'kin a.
I'll be round in about 2 months
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
thought I'd post some cute pics of molly when she fell asleep this evening
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thought I'd post some cute pics of molly when she fell asleep this evening
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
shes gorgeous and shiny
how old is she?
shes gorgeous and shiny
how old is she?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
she is 4, and now she's out of "I'm a cute baby puppy" stage, she is into stroppy teenage stage, where she sulks, and whinges, and strops!
she is 4, and now she's out of "I'm a cute baby puppy" stage, she is into stroppy teenage stage, where she sulks, and whinges, and strops!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
I can see her tongue.
I can see her tongue.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
she sleeps with her tongue dangling out, and she twitches and makes silly squeaky noises!
I'm taking her back to my folks' house today as they're back from holiday ( i will miss her lots).
she sleeps with her tongue dangling out, and she twitches and makes silly squeaky noises!
I'm taking her back to my folks' house today as they're back from holiday ( i will miss her lots).
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
not to fret though she's only a mile and a half up the road!
not to fret though
she's only a mile and a half up the road! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
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