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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
cantus
to what you knowand another
to something else you know.and...... well things match
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
*note about post above*
its sensless, but you might well i hope you will know
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Happy new year dude. Hope it's of to a good start for you
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I dont know, and probably never will.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Mind like a steel goldfish that girl
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hello there
hope you've had a good x mas and a happy new year!!!
hows things going?
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
yeah happy new year and all that [censored]!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
mynci's Unkahl... I liked cantus
just slow getting back online A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
whats this doing all the way down here?
terrible. hope you're doing well sir, and keeping busy!
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
How is your weekend sir?
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
nuff said Meh
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
glad to hear it
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Ooh are you going to put marmite on them?
Erm yeah anyway. I was looking through my documents folder on my compootle earlier today and i came across a really random poem that I wrote in November 2002. So i thought i'd share it with you. I've posted it on HoP before. But i have no idea where.
tis only meant to be silly by the way. In case you were wondering
Whilst contemplating,
My friend suggested,
That in minds of angels,
Great thoughts rested.
They sit all day,
Look down from high.
Where watching all beneath
Go by.
From this idea my friend
Surmised that angel's minds
All cognisance
Comprised.
"We'll glean this knowledge
(My plan's a winner,)
We'll invited invite a cherubim
Around for dinner!"
"And so" he cried,
"Let us make haste,
We have to tidy up
This place.
And make it cosy, warm,
Inviting.
Our guest won't come
If all is frightening.
He began to scheme,
To plot. To plan.
I think,
He never saw the tram.
Now he sits on clouds
Above
And contemplates man's hates
And loves.
He'll fit in well
In Heaven's host
Contemplating
With the Holy Ghost
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
No one seems to have a copy of dave though
Meh
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
hiya! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hello
Meh
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oh ... a hello thread!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello ...
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
(in best Papa Lazarou) HELLO DAVE!!!
sorry i just saw all those hellos and talk of dave and couldn't resist..
*wanders off to be random elsewhere*
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
ooh, hello!
I've come to post nice things in your intro now!
nice things.
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Oh thanks
Did you see my website yet or are you still having issues with it?
Meh
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
I have, but I used internet explorer (shudder!).
I really like your travelling gallery in particular, and I really don't know how you do the amazing celtic knots! I like the dragons as well (i'm a dragon fan!).
If I ever get a website with my work up and running then I'll let you know, though my work is more of the sculptural kind!
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
If I was a cat
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You'd look run over?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Will thinks he's fat and ginger. Moreover he thinks that's how i describe/see him. I've given up bothering to tell people that they've got the wrong impression of how i see/treat them.
Elaine thinks i make jokes about her being old all them time..... and don't get me started on Mint Sauce....
If people don't bother paying attention then I really can't be bothered with any of it any more.
Meh
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Looking at that picture, Will also likes to have sex with Sofas...
And now it's no longer my birthday, I can say: Hello Catnuts!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
happy birfday
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Hoppy birthday Mr
back
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
You're giving up being insulting??? but why? you're so good at it and what else will you have to talk to us about??
And 'can't be bothered' is just weak and pathetic. I won't tolerate that kind of attitude so you can just get yourself bothered OK? OK???
Oh yeah - Happy Birthday young man! - is it ok for a paraonoid geriatric to post here ?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Happy Birthday Cantus
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Happy Birthday that man!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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