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Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Hi everyone,

I think I may have broken an HoP record but I was wondering if anyone can beat it. I think I must have the title of person who spends most time on HoP and posts least. It has taken me a record 1 year, 1 month and 11 days to post 80 times and i'm on this bloody site almost every day at some point.

I quite chatty in real life but obviously HoP world shuts me up!!

BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sounds to me like you need to become addicted to a silly thread!!

That'll get your number of posts up!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
click here if you need tips on increasing your post count

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
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2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Quality's better than quantity me thinks.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
No, I wasn't complaining. See the title of the thread. Anyone remeber that Aesop's Fable. The tortoise ends up winning the race, so that means you're all in trouble - i'm set to have like 50,000 posts one day. It'll just take me the forever to get there.

While the smug bast*rd Hare will end up passed out under a postless tree. See Flids sig for example.

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I didn't think you were complaining, just commentating

Have you seen the add on the telly for kitkat minibreaks with Turkish from Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrells in it?

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


SupaflyBRONZE Member
TNT
173 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:
I feel your pain. I've been reading this site everyday since it was juggling.nz back in the day before it was home of poi and have just recently broken 100 posts. Guess we're what people call "lurkers" though! I just like reading posts where people are actually been kind and considerate to one another and thankfully that happens on this site a lot.

It's also my job to be on the internet 8 hours a day so this site is always a refreshing diversion.

Fear the evil monkey!


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
click here if you need tips on increasing your post count



its much faster to post if you stick to quick silly comments rather that long rants in the 'exploring christianity' and alike threads.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:


Dentrassi: thats what i do...

Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Dentrassi - Thanks for the advice but if I increase my post count too rapidly I might lose my title - and you've gotta love being a Tortoise. They're wrinkly and have their own built in crash helmet. Quality!!

Jafar - I have seen the advert. 0 miles an hour sounds like the sort of speed i'd like my life to be at. I think it might ruin Jason Statham's reputation though - advertising chocolate, what is he thinking??

FabergGOLD Member
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1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
If you get tired of being the tortoise you could always pop over to introductions and greet some newbies, that'll bump the posts up, and please some new twirlers too....

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Dentrassi: thats what i do...

really jon? i hadnt noticed....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
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Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
I did post on somebody's intro thread but I have to say it was hard to find a newbie.

Funny how in the intro thread all the people have about 30 pages of intro and have been here for years!!!

GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Jafar:


Have you seen the add on the telly for kitkat minibreaks with Turkish from Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrells in it?

I saw the advert first then saw lock stock and realised it was the guy from the advert. It's a great movie though!


I've been posting more cause you get the right to a photo album after 20 posts!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas



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