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20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
Posted:
What would make your clubbing experience perfect. Music, venue, people, prices etc?
What would make your clubbing experience perfect. Music, venue, people, prices etc?
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member
517 posts
Location: Sheffield, England
517 posts
Location: Sheffield, England
Posted:
French Electro / Electrotech
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French Electro / Electrotech
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Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cheap drinks, venue in an area where I don't have to walk past fighting rugby fans/gang members, taxi rank outside, decent toilets so you don't have to queue for more than about 5 minutes, enough bar staff so you NEVER have to wait for more than 5 minutes (ie managers go on the bar at peak times), good live band with excellent indie/rock DJs between bands.
Free cloakroom! Yes!
Cheap drinks, venue in an area where I don't have to walk past fighting rugby fans/gang members, taxi rank outside, decent toilets so you don't have to queue for more than about 5 minutes, enough bar staff so you NEVER have to wait for more than 5 minutes (ie managers go on the bar at peak times), good live band with excellent indie/rock DJs between bands.
Free cloakroom! Yes!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Also, good air conditioning so you can smoke inside without choking everyone else... a strict door policy so underage kids won't be vomiting on my shoes, also to keep out anyone with a violent attitude or those carrying guns and knives... a semi-covered large outdoor area with heating (for smoking of joints or fireplay)
Also, good air conditioning so you can smoke inside without choking everyone else... a strict door policy so underage kids won't be vomiting on my shoes, also to keep out anyone with a violent attitude or those carrying guns and knives... a semi-covered large outdoor area with heating (for smoking of joints or fireplay)
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Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well.. you'd hope so!
Written by: Firepoise
keep out [...] those carrying guns
Well.. you'd hope so!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
newbie
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
Posted:
erm, yeah!
erm, yeah!
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member
186 posts
Location: San Francisco, USA
member
186 posts
Location: San Francisco, USA
Posted:
NOT SO $&(*@^#^!!! LOUD!!!!
Honestly WHY the hell does every single last public event with music seem to be at like 200 decibels? Music sounds like CRAP at that volume!! If the speakers are buzzing and overloading it ruins everything! If my head hurts and my hearing is being damaged and I can't have a conversation with anyone to save my life even if I'm screaming at the top of my lungs 6 inches from their head, something is VERY WRONG. Being in a club should NOT sound like being trapped in a washing machine full of rocks going WHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKA... if there's a DJ and you can't even tell they're doing anything because the music has blended into an amorphous roaring noise, that's not a good thing!!
Anytime I've gone to a club or any public venue with music, I take heavy-duty earplugs. Sometimes even that isn't enough. One time I was taken to a concert and had no earplugs-- I lasted maybe 5 or 10 minutes with my fingers in my ears till I had to get up and leave to escape the pain.
What is WRONG with these people?? ARRRRGH!!!
NOT SO $&(*@^#^!!! LOUD!!!!
Honestly WHY the hell does every single last public event with music seem to be at like 200 decibels? Music sounds like CRAP at that volume!! If the speakers are buzzing and overloading it ruins everything! If my head hurts and my hearing is being damaged and I can't have a conversation with anyone to save my life even if I'm screaming at the top of my lungs 6 inches from their head, something is VERY WRONG. Being in a club should NOT sound like being trapped in a washing machine full of rocks going WHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKA... if there's a DJ and you can't even tell they're doing anything because the music has blended into an amorphous roaring noise, that's not a good thing!!
Anytime I've gone to a club or any public venue with music, I take heavy-duty earplugs. Sometimes even that isn't enough. One time I was taken to a concert and had no earplugs-- I lasted maybe 5 or 10 minutes with my fingers in my ears till I had to get up and leave to escape the pain.
What is WRONG with these people?? ARRRRGH!!!
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Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I love loud music! The louder the better! If you can feel it through every cell in your body you feel so good.. it's like an internal massage! Every cell loosened and relaxed.. I love it! The louder the better!
But to be fair, a cheap earplug dispenser wouldn't go amiss for those who aren't so keen. My old drummer totally ruined his ears by playing without plugs all the time...
I love loud music! The louder the better! If you can feel it through every cell in your body you feel so good.. it's like an internal massage! Every cell loosened and relaxed.. I love it! The louder the better!
But to be fair, a cheap earplug dispenser wouldn't go amiss for those who aren't so keen. My old drummer totally ruined his ears by playing without plugs all the time...
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Lol, oops, sorry, it's going to take far too much for me to explain that... suffice to say that in certain places, certain people are permitted into pubs and clubs with guns - and they don't have to look dodgy either.
Lol, oops, sorry, it's going to take far too much for me to explain that... suffice to say that in certain places, certain people are permitted into pubs and clubs with guns - and they don't have to look dodgy either.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Before I post I need to know something:
Is this supposed to be a serious or a silly itsgoingtogoofftopicinlesstimethanittakesforagermantostealyoursunbed thread?
Before I post I need to know something:
Is this supposed to be a serious or a silly itsgoingtogoofftopicinlesstimethanittakesforagermantostealyoursunbed thread?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
1) Astral projection
2) Lots of blacklight
3) Decent temperature
4) Agree on NOT SO
LOUD!
1) Astral projection
2) Lots of blacklight
3) Decent temperature
4) Agree on NOT SO
LOUD! -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
newbie
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
Posted:
this is serious, and dont take the piss out of germans!!!! i am half german!!!!!!!!!
this is serious, and dont take the piss out of germans!!!! i am half german!!!!!!!!!
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im learning German at Uni
and Ive also got some ammoutn of Germanness in me too. So im going to take the piss when I like
and If its serious, then it changes my answers to:
Enough space to move
Not so loud
Nice toilets.
Friendly bouncers.
Free Water.
A floor that is neither slippery or sticky.
Somewhere quiet to go, sit down and talk.
Stuff like that really.
And you havent answered my Pm. How rude!
Im learning German at Uni
and Ive also got some ammoutn of Germanness in me too. So im going to take the piss when I like
and If its serious, then it changes my answers to:
Enough space to move
Not so loud
Nice toilets.
Friendly bouncers.
Free Water.
A floor that is neither slippery or sticky.
Somewhere quiet to go, sit down and talk.
Stuff like that really.
And you havent answered my Pm. How rude!
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
no worries
i'm all german and hmmm how long would it take?
no worries
i'm all german and hmmm how long would it take?
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newbie
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
Posted:
you said let you know when someone mentions something about my signature. that has not happened yet. you can take the piss some more now you sour crout.
you said let you know when someone mentions something about my signature. that has not happened yet. you can take the piss some more now you sour crout.
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
[bitch]I couldnt give a slippery eel when you reply. Its up to you.[/bitch]
Now come here, I wish to snog your face off.
[bitch]I couldnt give a slippery eel when you reply. Its up to you.[/bitch]
Now come here, I wish to snog your face off.
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Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posted:
Huge outdoors area? a nice rural or forest or beach or....at least natural setting?
Honestly I dont think clubs are that wonderful...Outdoor Festivals drop kick em a mile IMHO.
Germans run some of the slickest outdoor festivals IMHO...except for the toilets tho...eeew.
Josh
Huge outdoors area? a nice rural or forest or beach or....at least natural setting?
Honestly I dont think clubs are that wonderful...Outdoor Festivals drop kick em a mile IMHO.
Germans run some of the slickest outdoor festivals IMHO...except for the toilets tho...eeew.
Josh
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Josh - [Old link]
So I guess there wont be any outdoors at all there.
Josh - [Old link]
So I guess there wont be any outdoors at all there.
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Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posted:
woops.
Good luck with the club nite djTimP - theres so few ppl willing to push nights into existence. I always applaud anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is. Good luck!
Josh
woops.
Good luck with the club nite djTimP - theres so few ppl willing to push nights into existence. I always applaud anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is. Good luck!
Josh
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newbie
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
20 posts
Location: Leeds UK
Posted:
nice one josh thanks!
nice one josh thanks!
Kick back, relax and role me a FAT ONE!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
A place where i can wear as little as i wanted without people dancing up to you trying to chat you up or think your there to be perved at, had my own space (Although if i do go out dancing people get stomped on if they rome into my space, lol)
drinks hmmmmm plenty of water and OJ please and prices that are not more than a beer. and as for Music heheeh Fatboy has to be played as he rocks same as chem bro's and some prodigy and then plenty of metal,punk and oh not forgetting fearfactory, some pop stuff like Maz manson and some new bands and maybe some pixies, bauhouse ? on spelling it and some 'origional' goth stuff from the 80's. (yeah showing my age) the Atsmosphere would be not too disimilar from a fetish club but when i go out i have to dance and please no "big fish little fish card board box" dancers i like it loud to drown out people convo's and as for the lightning, sexy stobes, a bit of smoke, black lights and some pretty colourfull ones for the songs like fatboy etc. errr i think that would do.
A place where i can wear as little as i wanted without people dancing up to you trying to chat you up or think your there to be perved at, had my own space (Although if i do go out dancing people get stomped on if they rome into my space, lol)
drinks hmmmmm plenty of water and OJ please and prices that are not more than a beer. and as for Music heheeh Fatboy has to be played as he rocks same as chem bro's and some prodigy and then plenty of metal,punk and oh not forgetting fearfactory, some pop stuff like Maz manson and some new bands and maybe some pixies, bauhouse ? on spelling it and some 'origional' goth stuff from the 80's. (yeah showing my age) the Atsmosphere would be not too disimilar from a fetish club but when i go out i have to dance and please no "big fish little fish card board box" dancers i like it loud to drown out people convo's and as for the lightning, sexy stobes, a bit of smoke, black lights and some pretty colourfull ones for the songs like fatboy etc. errr i think that would do.
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
sounds good to me
sounds good to me Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Large playa in the middle of the Black Rock Desert?
Written by: Josh
Huge outdoors area? a nice rural or forest or beach or....at least natural setting?
Large playa in the middle of the Black Rock Desert?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm with the Froggy goth one above...
Except for the pervert thing... we have to get our kicks someplace! Im reformed though...
I'm with the Froggy goth one above...
Except for the pervert thing... we have to get our kicks someplace! Im reformed though...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
hehe well i don't mind as long as you don't come dancing up to me groin first with a bottle of beer... you would wear the beer, unless your a chav, grrrrrrr *Takes deep breath and clams down* lol i hate it when they do that
hehe well i don't mind as long as you don't come dancing up to me groin first with a bottle of beer... you would wear the beer, unless your a chav, grrrrrrr *Takes deep breath and clams down* lol i hate it when they do that
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posted:
yeah lightning!! BRC is my fav town in the US tourist seasons pretty short around those parts tho..lol
Josh
yeah lightning!! BRC is my fav town in the US
tourist seasons pretty short around those parts tho..lol Josh
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