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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
My mums partner showed me a poem the other night that he wrote about me, I can't stop giggling at so I thought I'd share
It's written from my point of view, aimed at my mum.
I think that you are smelly for asking much of me,
You know I've got so much to do that little time is free,
I'm thinking thoughts that you could never understand,
While my MP3 is playing tracks of my favourite band,
I think that you are smelly for nagging me each day,
To do the chores I know will never go away,
What difference does it make if I don't do what you ask,
For tomorrow you'll just nag again to do the same old tasks,
I think that you are smelly for my interenet to end,
I never get enough enough time for all my messages to send,
Why can't you understand that the computer is my friend,
And all online relationships need much time for me to tend,
I think that you are smelly for nto seeing things my way,
Just because I've told you of a meet I have today,
It's not my fault the place it two hundered miles away,
And in a tent within a muddy feild is where I'm going to stay
It's still a work in progress apparently.
I personally don't like it. It makes me sound like a typical teenager who never cleans her room, spends too much time on the internet, and who buggers off in a tent for the weekend all the time... *cough*
My mums partner showed me a poem the other night that he wrote about me, I can't stop giggling at so I thought I'd share
It's written from my point of view, aimed at my mum.
I think that you are smelly for asking much of me,
You know I've got so much to do that little time is free,
I'm thinking thoughts that you could never understand,
While my MP3 is playing tracks of my favourite band,
I think that you are smelly for nagging me each day,
To do the chores I know will never go away,
What difference does it make if I don't do what you ask,
For tomorrow you'll just nag again to do the same old tasks,
I think that you are smelly for my interenet to end,
I never get enough enough time for all my messages to send,
Why can't you understand that the computer is my friend,
And all online relationships need much time for me to tend,
I think that you are smelly for nto seeing things my way,
Just because I've told you of a meet I have today,
It's not my fault the place it two hundered miles away,
And in a tent within a muddy feild is where I'm going to stay
It's still a work in progress apparently.
I personally don't like it. It makes me sound like a typical teenager who never cleans her room, spends too much time on the internet, and who buggers off in a tent for the weekend all the time... *cough*
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
te he he.....smelly!!
te he he.....smelly!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Lol, that's great... looking forward to seeing the finished version
Lol, that's great... looking forward to seeing the finished version
Getting to the other side 
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
Lovley line to repeat there.
Lovley line to repeat there.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
BRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
fantabulous
fantabulous
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
that was funny.
dont worry though i'm probably worse lol my room is never clean.
hehehehe
that was funny.
dont worry though i'm probably worse lol my room is never clean.
hehehehe
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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