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Location: Nottingham UK
I was talking With my friend (Darth) Paul and he said if he was a Jedi Knight he would probably go over to the Dark Side as the temptation would be too much. He's a really lovely guy and it got me thinking if he would go over to the Dark Side it could happen to anyone.......
So my question is this: If you were a Jedi would you be able to resist the temptation of going over to the Dark Side of the Force?
Are we nearly there yet?
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
nah, I'd just make some light-poi.
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
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Location: ringwood,nj usa
it might be a good idea to know both sides of that reality
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
As long as the light side offers beer.
Jesus helps me trick people.
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
I'd probably end up slightly towards the dark side.
The temptation of getting powerful faster wouldn't send me over to the dark side, but it's those little niggly things that really wind you up that would.
Stuff like people being really rude for no reason - I'd be so tempted to put them in their place.
Sooner or later, I'd end up using my powers for myself rather than others, so I'd get nudged very slowly towards the dark side.
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[ 19 June 2002, 20:10: Message edited by: TheBovrilMonkey ]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Location: London, England
Slightly off point but an amusing paragraph I read in the new Festival Eye;
At the last census in April at least 10,000 people registered 'Jedi' as their religion, which is the number needed for a religion to be officially recognised.
"May the Force be with you"
anniesparks
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I be working with the light side....espically after I saw the way that Yoda went off with his light sabre, that little guy went to town!!! I got all excited and decided that the light is the only way to go... I just dont wanna look like Yoda when Im his age...
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Location: Southampton
I was one of the many who chose Jedi as a religion in the census but unfortunately although there were over 10,000 who also chose this it doesn't mean it's classified as a religion. The census is just for staitstical and informational purposes and the reponses cannot dictate whether something becomes a recognised religion or not.
Still, I sometimes like to think of myself as one of the founders of the Jedi movement for my vote, at least that's one thing that when I have kids one day they can be proud of me for!
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
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Location: San Diego California
Some of you guys make me wonder... none the less I would choose the Light side, ultamatly the Light wins soooo, I wanna be on the winning team.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Staying with the star wars theme, unless you've been living under a rock for ages, you'll know that Hayden Christensen plays Anakin who then becomes Darth Vader.
However, since Vader is almost 7 feet tall and Anakin is only about 6 foot tall when he's 19 (so he's probably finished growing), I want to know how he gets so tall.
Some of the extra height would be the armour, but I think the reason that Vader is so feared is that he's not afraid to wear stilettos
[ 20 June 2002, 03:22: Message edited by: TheBovrilMonkey ]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
I think Darth Vader wears big platform boots like Gene Symmons from KISS. Who, incidentally, is more scary than Darth Vadder.
Are we nearly there yet?
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
I know it is a "light" and "entertaining" question, but it is one I've asked myself for as far as i can remember regarding WWII... I know what i would like to *think* I would do ... but until I'm facing it, I'll never know for sure what i'll actually *do* ...
or was that off topic ?
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Location: Rochester, NY, USA
quote:Most of Darth Vader's body was destroyed in a battle with Obi-Wan and as such is a cyborg. The reason for the height increase is because they created the new body to be taller and more imposing.
Originally posted by TheBovrilMonkey:
since Vader is almost 7 feet tall and Anakin is only about 6 foot tall when he's 19 (so he's probably finished growing), I want to know how he gets so tall.
Some of the extra height would be the armour, but I think the reason that Vader is so feared is that he's not afraid to wear stilettos
As for me, I'm pretty lazy so I would probably be with the Light side. You have to be quite ambitions to be a Dark Sider and I'm not.
But the thought of using telekinesis to get stuff from the fridge or using the force to find the remote...
Don't worry, Valura, unless you're a member of Yoda's race you won't look like him ever. Besides, he's hundreds of years old. Humans tend to die out after just over one hundred.
Unless of course you use the Dark Side to transfer your body into a clone and continue on like the Emporer does.
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Location: London, England
erm...id probably stick with the light side. not for any moral reasons - im just too damn lazy, and lack the drive to be truly evil.
id be happy as long as i got to use a light sabre
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Location: Houston, Texas, USA
I would be neither..id come up with my own "Side" It would be affectionately called :
"Defend the innocent when need be/I dont have a problem with you, but you piss me off and ill squish your brain with the force/makes girls' dresses fly up/who cares if i want to open a beer bottle with the force and poor it in my mouth such that id be a lazy bastard/have fun at parties making simple minded people do stupid things/middle gray area" Side
In short id call it, the cool Side of the force.
"work, light beer, no parties, a Jedi craves no these things"
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
At first, I figured I'd be a horrible Jedi, but then now I realize I'd be pretty good. I mean, I've already given up a lot of what the Jedi have to give up to follow my own dream, so perhaps Jedi wouldn't be that tough.
As for staying away from the Dark Side, it would be tempting, but I figure that if it's doable, then I can do it.
I mean, Yoda, using the light side, could spit lightning bolts. As long as the light side has all the same tricks, then I'd stick there.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
At first, I figured I'd be a horrible Jedi, but then now I realize I'd be pretty good. I mean, I've already given up a lot of what the Jedi have to give up to follow my own dream, so perhaps Jedi wouldn't be that tough.
As for staying away from the Dark Side, it would be tempting, but I figure that if it's doable, then I can do it.
I mean, Yoda, using the light side, could spit lightning bolts. As long as the light side has all the same tricks, then I'd stick there.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Hmmmm... I would probably go for the side with the better force powers and cooler lightsabers. If a side gave me a black lightsaber shaped sorta like a Scimitar, I would go for their side b/c black is a cool colour, and a curved sword is just kool.
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4,308 posts
Location: York, England
er... i'm not a starwars fan.
but can someone help me out as to what teh qualificatiosn are for light adn dark side Jedi's....????
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Location: London, England
argh! bram!! now u made me go over to the dark side! as long as i got one of those swords u described...
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Location: NorCal
quote:*note to self: force Kyrian to watch all Star Wars movies until she can no longer resist the force and becomes a fan*
er... i'm not a starwars fan.
I would be a light - sider... but only if I didn't have to live on that creeped-out planet with Yoda!
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6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I think the Klingons would be dark Jedi
and the Vulcans would be the light side.
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339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
i really wouldnt mind.. as long as they let me twirl with their light sabres id be rather content wherever
[ 20 June 2002, 11:56: Message edited by: sarah... ]
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Location: NorCal
quote:yeah but don't forget that time Spock tried to kill Kirk over a woman.... that pon far stuff turns em all to the dark side, Klingons just accept it more
I think the Klingons would be dark Jedi
and the Vulcans would be the light side.
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
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Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
Jedis are kool but I want to be an Ewok and live in the trees!
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Location: Berlin, Germany
I'm so there with you, Sun spot. Ewoks are wicked! And I just want to live in a tree in general.
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk
I admitt. I AM A JEDI. I put that on my Cenus form as did both my parents, my brother and sister. I am NOT from this world. I am your father! (But with female genitals)
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Klingons ? vulcans ..; ??? *sigh*
I used to be sooooo in love with Mr Spock ...
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
My father with female genitals?
*shudder*
That's an image I can do without
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
I would probably go to the dark side if they gave me a double sbare, kinda like a staff, b/c then I could twirl with it. And Rasputina I didn't specify which side I would go to. I just said the side that gave me a sabre like that would be the one I would go for. But it would be extremely awesome to get one that was like the black curvy one, but was a double like darth mauls
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