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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
damn you makers of final fantasy x-2 **shakes fist at screen**
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HUSBAND??
he has been reduced to monosabyallic grunts and saying weird stuff like "chokobo" and "hit points" and talking in his sleep about summoning and blah blah blah....
and he has only had the game for two days!!!
what am I to do?!??how do I get his attention??
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
Okay WHAT is FF10-2????? I hear about it but dont know much.. All I know is i played FF10 and quarter way through then quite... I just thought it could have been better... Now I hear of this part 2.. Could it be a chance for redemtion?? is it bwetter that the first one????
PS. I would let Yuna seduce me anyday...
What are you loooking at me like that for??? Im not a dork. Im the macaroni with the cheese. THE MACARONI WITH THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSE!!! -Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
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1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
there is no hope now, me and my chocobo army will take over the world HA HA HA!!!
er, sorry, don't know what came over me. You should probably take the game away and hide it in your pants. Well it worked for my boyfriend anyway...
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
113 posts
Location: Greece/Athens
It would be a good solution to start playing the game to realize why he has been reduced to monosabyallic grunt !
Throwing the game out of the window
wouldn't be the best thing to do even if you really want to! 
Now seriously,I suggest you to let things roll for some time,I'm sure he will get bored of it soon enough so be patient...
Metal Rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
it can be fun anyway - by b/f got addicted along with me and it's a good game for 2.
we stayed up all night for about a week trying to fininsh.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
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You should probably take the game away and hide it in your pants. Well it worked for my boyfriend anyway...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Another computer widow is born - there is no escape.
I like Tao Star's idea!
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
it just happens with final fantasy im afraid .
ask slinky about that, never played a game in her life and then FFVII takes over her entire life.
for weeks
its really addictive the whole series is.
then we got FFVIII but thats a whole different story
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
my friend is trying to get me to start on the final fantasy kick....I WILL NOT SUCCUMB!!! zelda ate away enough of my time, and if not, then it was alice. i am staying away from video games! you all see what happened when i got obsessed with posting on here. imagine that obsession towards a video game...
X-2 is a bizarro game from what i hear. you play to get more outfits. the characters are all girls, and as you move up in level, you get new dresses to wear.
(sorry, the anti-girliness in me is just laughing my ass off on that one). ok ok, in all fairness, the different dresses give you better powers and all that. but it's just too funny... I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I am with Pounce on this one. I spend stupid amounts of time on here as well and have had warcraft and diablo issues before.
Wish you luck prizing him off,,,,may have to wait till game is finished.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya it's quite amazing the power video games have on boys sometimes. one time me and my boyfriend at the time were, ahem, having a fun private party, and i went to take a shower. i came out and he was playing a video game. i stood there, naked, putting on lotion, and he wouldn't pay attention to me.
i still tease him about that to this day....
i wish you luck valura. i'd say try nakedness, as that usually helps gain a boy's attention, but sometimes (as clearly seen in my example) it doesn't
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
hehe. im not into the whole computer game thing but the eyetoy on the PS2 is sooo funny if you put it on one of the effects. you can set it on rainbows so that lil' rainbow trails follow your poi
EDITED_BY: x_aimee_x (1077033366)
346 posts
Location: New York City
I still play Atari.
Frogger, breakout, keystone capers. Pacman. An analog girl in a digital world. What can I say.I do hope you find your hubby though.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
yes pounce has the right idea, seduce him back
naked, and possibly naked with beer.
that should work.
then again this weekend i heard mech compare a womans breasts to a ps2 controller.
true. sad. but true.
and wrong, but it did happen
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i've seen a bumpersticker that says "girls are no substitute for a PS2"
unfortunately, i think most men agree
that's just wrong. and sad. I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA
I still have my Atari too! My mom would never let us have a "NoFriendo," she would call it. I hear ya pounce, guys get too involved with their vidio games, don't get sucked in! HOP is bad enough!
Although atleast I know I'm dealling with Real people here. (I think 
) I like the hidding the game in your pants idea! That could really go somewhere...
~FS
FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
<-----me laugh ing so hard i can't reply!no, actually i know what you are talking about. I get spaced playing robotech and gta3 on my x-box.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Valura, have you tried cosplaying as Yuna? That might work
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Valura, have you tried cosplaying as Yuna? That might work
runs off to buy black hair dye and buy BIG guns.....
I was addicted to the sims for like months... so I think this might be payback time!!!
seriously have many of you become addicted to this series? I hear that its totally addictive... kinda like smack or sex..
I have an addictive personality so I completly hear what pounce is saying, addiction to hop +addiction to ps2..... Im soooo not going there...
I have jumped around in fron of the pootah and said "hello? remember me??" in my cutest kiwi accent voice...it is yet to work!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
346 posts
Location: New York City
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My mom would never let us have a "NoFriendo," she would call it. ...
Nofriendo. Love it.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
187 posts
Location: USA
that reminds me of my female character on www.go-gaia.com you play forever just for clothes for your avatar, really sorta dumb, but addictive. But nothing i have ever heard of (cept cheese wiz) is more addicting that everquest. been playing for bout 2 or 3 years. used to play 8 hours a day. I talked about it all the time like it was a new girlfriend or something, i was obsessed. but the bad thing is i knew when to log out and have fun with my family, but my father constanly misses meals because he's raiding or has a group. hes seperating himself from the family so dont let that happen to your b-toy. but have fun with it!!
EDITED_BY: Twisthem488 (1077062968)
Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys
48 posts
Location: Perth
We just finished playing FFX .... although neither Josh nor myself were seduced in the process. And if we were it was by the big delicious aeons and beautiful artwork... and by this I mean not at all ... and we certainly never played it more than 12 hours at a time
But ***YUM!!!***
FFX-2 !!! Valura.... I reckon you should jump right in there while he's asleep and start your own game and totally overtake it ... maybe camp out in front of the ps2 with a mini fridge fully stocked so that you don't need to move for any reason? Toilet breaks may pose a problem... but I'm sure something could be worked out Either that..or..
...worse case scenario.. you could lend it to me and I could give it a happy home where the lil game cd would be loved and nurtured with as much excessive attention as two recovering game-addicts can muster. 883 posts
Location: Stevenage
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i've seen a bumpersticker that says "girls are no substitute for a PS2"
unfortunately, i think most men agree
It's pretty worrying, lots of people give up on the idea of going out to sit on the computer/in front of the tv and stuff... been doing about it in comms.... it freaks me out... no wonder england has an obesity problem
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
GLI I know how long you spend in chat with me!!!!!!!
My butt is flat since I joined HoP!!!!!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Yes, it is very true... except when someone sends me a poo virus. Damn them... that was why i skidaddled out of chat earlier monkeys!!!!!
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
912 posts
Location: Cheltenham
Elanna beat me to it. In my experience only one thing will steal a man back to his loved one after falling for such a character... cosplay. And hey, they say sharing fantasises in the bedroom is healthy.
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