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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.





here's a few to start.....



rod (fishing)

shaft (elivator)

member ubblol

boob (as in error)

censored the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken wink

prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)

knob (door)







i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them

darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Back to way earlier in the thread to Twonk is to strike someone unsuspecting on the head with your willy. Willy is a funny word.

Norge, its doing rude things to someones ear.

Twizzle is just amusing.
Flop, it makes a good noise sad really slowly as does plop. But still, twonking.

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh and baps. I deliberatley ask for crusty white baps in asda an my best freind cracks up.

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
not funny on their own b ut if said fast one after the other you sound like an irishman swearing ubblol

whale
oil
beef
hooked


try it biggrin

JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Cant believe im the first to say this...

Uranus

And befor I forget... SMARR!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
instrument biggrin

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
mouth? umm ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
nuts

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


FireByNiteSILVER Member
Are you up for it??
349 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Not mucha word but a phrase...



"Squeeze the ring on the end of the shaft and then push the shaft into the hole" ubblol ubblol



This was said by my uni lecturer the other day in class then wondered why we all cracked up laughing smile



(we were putting car gearboxes back together)

Are you up for it?
wink;)


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
BEES!

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
honkytonk

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afghan_bingoSILVER Member
member
116 posts
Location: Calgary, Canada


Posted:
1: smear (not a pleasent word)
2: leak ( conjures up images of trouser mishaps)
3: flange (ladies yoo-hoo bits)
4: crevise ( an incredibly dirty word)
damn i love words with filthy undertones.
big up words!

we were somewhere near barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...


raetoonewbie
8 posts
Location: ohio


Posted:
ointment.

also, I thought Chitty Chitty Bang Bang must be some kind of dirty movie when I first heard of it... wink (hey if my father was using words that end in -itty, it generally wasn't a conversation for the kids...)

Beware the mental parts when disassemble the yo-yo.


KittyKillenthusiast
365 posts
Location: Ontario


Posted:
pantaloons - could never keep a straight face with that word

Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
freedom...

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
diagnosis.. diiii aaag noooo siiiiiiis ubblol

well, works for me smile

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


hazingtonjourneyman
51 posts
Location: Sunshine coast, Queensland


Posted:
Or you could live in Humpy Bong in Brisbane, QLD and wait for it Humpy Bong State Primary School.
late one night after a very long weekend at a festival in brisvagas we found the sign outside the school stating its name utterly amusing.

Living is loving & Loving is Living
yet
Lying is Dying &
Dying can be Lying if you let it...


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pants, just coz

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


Filthy_BunnySILVER Member
Member
14 posts
Location: Glossop, Derbyshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
gazebo

roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I've got a friend giggles like a little child whenever you say the word 'Moot' (female lady part) and she's 30!



As in rhyming with 'Put' (to 'put' a fire out) not 'toot'



To come to think of it, 'put' is a weird word in itself if you think about it long enough!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
"Fecundity"

That one gave me a good giggle.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ubblol moot said *mut* sounds like south african word my cousens always coming out with, along with

kieff
charro


it annoys him whe i call him a yaap ubblol blu valley might have heard a few of these sorry but i don't know how they are spelled

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
uterus and womb

Womb has got to be the dumbest word. and Uterus sound sounds hilarious.

Those words were so made up by men.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: hazington


Or you could live in Humpy Bong in Brisbane, QLD




Monkey Bong's not bad either ubblol (It's up near Woodford!)

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
eavesdropping and
preposterous are the two that I come up with no, but more to follow...

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
spiffing biggrin

splodge biggrin say it enough times

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Moist.
I'm so immature.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ubblol not as immature as if you'd put "moist" "sponge" biggrin

LizzybethLizzy hearts sunshine hoop
272 posts
Location: midlands!


Posted:
i love mahoosive smile even though im thinking its not a "real" word smile and twizzle...although im pretty sure thats not either...oh dear im bad at this biggrin

if i could be a busy busy bee...


SeyeSILVER Member
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
 Written by: clarence_quack


Moist.
I'm so immature.


One of my female mates always used to come bouncing up to me at raves sweating profusely shouting "Look Si, I'm well moist!"
biggrin

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Bazongas ubblol

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