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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
Random thingys ? can you be more precise ?
hello and to you ... can't really welcome you, you've been around too long for that
but still .. you ought to post a proper intro thread please ?
shine on
cass
Random thingys ? can you be more precise ?
hello and to you ... can't really welcome you, you've been around too long for that
but still .. you ought to post a proper intro thread please ?
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Awwight guys......big hugz, cheese, and chocolate stuff.
Keep Smiling and Stay Green peeps
Cam
Awwight guys......big hugz, cheese, and chocolate stuff.
Keep Smiling and Stay Green peeps
Cam
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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old hand
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Location: Bath, England
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
Posted:
Hey UCOF,
Bout time you got your own thread but hey I only just started mine too
I dont think we have met but I dont remember everyone I have met at various aprties and festivals.
We have got quite a big group that meet in Bath and most of us are willing to spin at the drop f a hat (any hour of any day!)
If you fancy coming along for a spin the big night is Monday nights at the moment but feel free to get in touch at any time (PM me to get number if you fancy visiting anytime)
If not I am sure our fire will coincide at some stage in the future,
Mark P
Hey UCOF,
Bout time you got your own thread but hey I only just started mine too
I dont think we have met but I dont remember everyone I have met at various aprties and festivals.
We have got quite a big group that meet in Bath and most of us are willing to spin at the drop f a hat (any hour of any day!)
If you fancy coming along for a spin the big night is Monday nights at the moment but feel free to get in touch at any time (PM me to get number if you fancy visiting anytime)
If not I am sure our fire will coincide at some stage in the future,
Mark P
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Location: The Underworld
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Posted:
Hello! I would like more details please! this is the intro thread y'know! C'mon! Hurry up!!
Hello! I would like more details please! this is the intro thread y'know! C'mon! Hurry up!!
Az abouve, So below...
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
U know more about him than is safe 4 your sanity already hon -
[ 12 September 2002, 00:33: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
U know more about him than is safe 4 your sanity already hon -
[ 12 September 2002, 00:33: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
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Posted:
alright me gorgeous?
i see youve set up your own place here.. lovely jubbly brings surprise pot plant as a thread warming prezzie . . dont worry the blue colour will die down soon lol
hugs and fluff
lolli x x x
alright me gorgeous?
i see youve set up your own place here.. lovely jubbly brings surprise pot plant as a thread warming prezzie . . dont worry the blue colour will die down soon lol
hugs and fluff
lolli x x x
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
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Location: Bath, England
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Location: Bath, England
Posted:
enjoy
P
enjoy
P
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Location: London
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Posted:
Thanks for the pressies guys...ive put the jib in a box next to lolli's potted plant...
Thanks for the pressies guys...ive put the jib in a box next to lolli's potted plant...
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
Oh no....
Haven't got you a present........
(*runs off*)
Oh no....
Haven't got you a present........
(*runs off*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
(*runs back carrying medium sized, bong shaped object*)
Kewl, I got you a table ornament.....
But you have to guess what it is......
I'll go stick some ice in the freezer
(*Wanders off in direction of kitchen*)
(*runs back carrying medium sized, bong shaped object*)
Kewl, I got you a table ornament.....
But you have to guess what it is......
I'll go stick some ice in the freezer
(*Wanders off in direction of kitchen*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: London
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Posted:
erm....is it an elephant shaped pepper?
erm....is it an elephant shaped pepper?
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Posted:
No, it's a pepper shaped elephant.
Kewl Party Friday BTW.....
Tea?
No, it's a pepper shaped elephant.
Kewl Party Friday BTW.....
Tea?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
Big hugz bud
See you around soon (prolly Thursday)
been wicked to post round here
Stay Green -
Cam
Big hugz bud
See you around soon (prolly Thursday)
been wicked to post round here
Stay Green -
Cam
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Big thanks to everyone whose posted on me fred...lets me know who actually likee me and can be arsed to find out more...thanks..
Big thanks to everyone whose posted on me fred...lets me know who actually likee me and can be arsed to find out more...thanks..
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Location: Laguna, California, US
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Posted:
ah, here's a present fer ya mate. . .
a gold-plated tiny spoon on a long long long more than a bong long handle made of welded chain link so it's stiff and sturdy to clean out any . . . elephant shaped pepper seeds
meanwhile, ya got me dinin on steak & cheese, know what i mean (* nudge, fookin ull nudge *). . . (* aherrrrrm! *)
come over the big puddle & we'll show ya a proper Philly cheese steak sandwich on a hoagie roll before desert. i've never tried sara lee's superchocolate thingee, she makes em good, huh?
[ 08 October 2002, 22:20: Message edited by: FireMike ]
ah, here's a present fer ya mate. . .
a gold-plated tiny spoon on a long long long more than a bong long handle made of welded chain link so it's stiff and sturdy to clean out any . . . elephant shaped pepper seeds
meanwhile, ya got me dinin on steak & cheese, know what i mean (* nudge, fookin ull nudge *). . . (* aherrrrrm! *)
come over the big puddle & we'll show ya a proper Philly cheese steak sandwich on a hoagie roll before desert. i've never tried sara lee's superchocolate thingee, she makes em good, huh?
[ 08 October 2002, 22:20: Message edited by: FireMike ]
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Got anymore Chocolate Gateaux? i have my coffee stirer(sp?) ready!
Got anymore Chocolate Gateaux? i have my coffee stirer(sp?) ready!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
lol...yes...i have plenty more gatueax....
firemike...how good is steakandcheese.com? its amazing!
and erm...thanks for the wierd spoon type thingy...looks...erm..ahh...useful..yes...very useful..thanks
lol...yes...i have plenty more gatueax....
firemike...how good is steakandcheese.com? its amazing!
and erm...thanks for the wierd spoon type thingy...looks...erm..ahh...useful..yes...very useful..thanks
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Posted:
But the whole reason was that she didnt know how the large the elephant actually was when inflated.
But the whole reason was that she didnt know how the large the elephant actually was when inflated.
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Posted:
??? - Being completely out weirded
??? - Being completely out weirded
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Posted:
huh? what? by who?
huh? what? by who?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
By you, rather disgustingly too I might add.....
Keep it up.
Oh and my nipples haven't quite been the same since tuesday.......they're getting Jonathon withdrawal symptoms -
By you, rather disgustingly too I might add.....
Keep it up.
Oh and my nipples haven't quite been the same since tuesday.......they're getting Jonathon withdrawal symptoms -
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Havoc
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Posted:
good lord... small boy was outwierded, and he invented a word me thinks too!
Well UCOF is a worthy contender for the wierdness award, although naturally in a good and complimentary way only!!
Havoc
good lord... small boy was outwierded, and he invented a word me thinks too!
Well UCOF is a worthy contender for the wierdness award, although naturally in a good and complimentary way only!!
Havoc
you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!
Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!
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Posted:
Why thank you mr wombat, and your mother too
Why thank you mr wombat, and your mother too
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Posted:
weeeheee! *hugz* to you bofe! Jonathan, i heard you did a wicked sparkler spin on sat night...... heheheehee neat! xoxoxxo just wanted to say hi anyways!
weeeheee! *hugz* to you bofe! Jonathan, i heard you did a wicked sparkler spin on sat night...... heheheehee neat! xoxoxxo just wanted to say hi anyways!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
yo, nice to meet you at the weekend, even if you did upstage me
nice suit btw, here, have an apple.
Tom
yo, nice to meet you at the weekend, even if you did upstage me
nice suit btw, here, have an apple.
Tom
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Posted:
Flynt....yes..it was true...i was spinning sparklers....and yes i did upstage nix! yipee!
Nix...sorry mate...you were making people feel insecure...i had to alieviate the tension in the air and make people look at me instead! oh...and thasnk for the apple...very tasty and nutrisious and green and crunchy and alluring and mesmorising (aside to smallboy and bovril monkey...hee hee...mesmerising) and luxurious and fresh and muchny and..erm...lots of other good cool sounding words. here...have a small giraffe as a thank you gift.
Flynt....yes..it was true...i was spinning sparklers....and yes i did upstage nix! yipee!
Nix...sorry mate...you were making people feel insecure...i had to alieviate the tension in the air and make people look at me instead! oh...and thasnk for the apple...very tasty and nutrisious and green and crunchy and alluring and mesmorising (aside to smallboy and bovril monkey...hee hee...mesmerising) and luxurious and fresh and muchny and..erm...lots of other good cool sounding words. here...have a small giraffe as a thank you gift.
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Posted:
Spit-roast rolls in
"squeels"
rolls out
Spit-roast rolls in
"squeels"
rolls out
trust no-one except who u trust
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
erm.....ahhhh...thanks....i think
erm.....ahhhh...thanks....i think
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Posted:
*mumblemumble-mesmorising-mumblemumble-uncalledforgrr*
hey darling,
whats all this about choccy gateux and here was me thinking you were a honey cake freak lol
forgot to say on the phone, i have lovely jubbly photo's of you and sparklers that i need to get developed and send to you.
am now really missing you and others since the weekend, was so good to see you ,thanx for helping with the surprise! yay!
huge hugs and kisses
lolli x x x
*mumblemumble-mesmorising-mumblemumble-uncalledforgrr*
hey darling,
whats all this about choccy gateux and here was me thinking you were a honey cake freak lol
forgot to say on the phone, i have lovely jubbly photo's of you and sparklers that i need to get developed and send to you.
am now really missing you and others since the weekend, was so good to see you ,thanx for helping with the surprise! yay!
huge hugs and kisses
lolli x x x
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Posted:
hahaha...the chocolate gateaux 'incident' relates back to the last summer spinnin' where we were forced to eat a sara lee double chocolate gateux with coffee stirers cos they were the only things i could see in my very stoned state
what photos? from reclaim the beach? if so...fantastic!
we ALL miss you too honey!
hahaha...the chocolate gateaux 'incident' relates back to the last summer spinnin' where we were forced to eat a sara lee double chocolate gateux with coffee stirers cos they were the only things i could see in my very stoned state
what photos? from reclaim the beach? if so...fantastic!
we ALL miss you too honey!
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