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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
No way, the crocodile would snap the tiger's head off.
No way, the crocodile would snap the tiger's head off.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Not if it was Tony the Tiger.
He eats Frosties you know!
They're GRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
Not if it was Tony the Tiger.
He eats Frosties you know!
They're GRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
as a tadpole once said to me....
only the truley wise never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
that should clear up the confusions surrounding this dilema.
as a tadpole once said to me....
only the truley wise never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
that should clear up the confusions surrounding this dilema.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hmm, indeeeed Tony the Tiger would indeed have the advantage over an ordinary Crocodile. However, in a fight Tony the Tiger versus Roald Dahl's The Enormous Crocodile, I would again have to come down on the side of the Croc. You'd need an elephant to take down a one of them (they grab the crocs tail with their trunk, spin them round like mental reptile poi and chuck them into the sun, whereupon they are 'frazzled' to a 'frizzle').
But yeah, its a pretty close matchup really. The croc, he's got the big snappy jaws y'see, and he can be really fast when he wants to (though he would lack stamina). Hmmm.
Depends on environment i suppose. Tigers are very good swimmers (unlike other cats) but in the water a Crocodile would take them down. In a jungle environment it'd be a much fairer fight. Crocs and Tigers are both sneaky, but only Tigers are cunning. If the Tiger was cunning enough, he would tire the croc out with coming close, then backing off just quickly enough, like that Steve Irwin guy.
If you have trouble imagining that, maybe this diagram will help. The cheeky tiger is the light green head, and the enraged croc is the red one:
Anyway, what about if everyone on HoP had a bar fight like in a Western. Who would be left standing at the end?
I reckon C@ntus is secretly well 'ard, he'd do well. But I can easily imagine him being taken out by FNF in a sudden dramatic twist. A blow to the head when he least expects it, but I dunno whether it'd be with a chair or a bottle of Sasprilla
Hmm, indeeeed Tony the Tiger would indeed have the advantage over an ordinary Crocodile. However, in a fight Tony the Tiger versus Roald Dahl's The Enormous Crocodile, I would again have to come down on the side of the Croc. You'd need an elephant to take down a one of them (they grab the crocs tail with their trunk, spin them round like mental reptile poi and chuck them into the sun, whereupon they are 'frazzled' to a 'frizzle').
But yeah, its a pretty close matchup really. The croc, he's got the big snappy jaws y'see, and he can be really fast when he wants to (though he would lack stamina). Hmmm.
Depends on environment i suppose. Tigers are very good swimmers (unlike other cats) but in the water a Crocodile would take them down. In a jungle environment it'd be a much fairer fight. Crocs and Tigers are both sneaky, but only Tigers are cunning. If the Tiger was cunning enough, he would tire the croc out with coming close, then backing off just quickly enough, like that Steve Irwin guy.
If you have trouble imagining that, maybe this diagram will help. The cheeky tiger is the light green head, and the enraged croc is the red one:
Anyway, what about if everyone on HoP had a bar fight like in a Western. Who would be left standing at the end?
I reckon C@ntus is secretly well 'ard, he'd do well. But I can easily imagine him being taken out by FNF in a sudden dramatic twist. A blow to the head when he least expects it, but I dunno whether it'd be with a chair or a bottle of Sasprilla
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Oooh bar brawl!!
I see myself as a Calamity Jane type figure
whipcrackaway whip crack away! Yee haw!
Oooh bar brawl!!
I see myself as a Calamity Jane type figure
whipcrackaway whip crack away! Yee haw!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
member
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
Posted:
I would exit the bar wearing a cloak of confusion so that none could see my face. Then I'd run away. Possibly to the circus, but not necessarily. Certainly not one of those Circuses with wild animals in. I'm not allowed around animals. They tell me to do things.
I would exit the bar wearing a cloak of confusion so that none could see my face. Then I'd run away. Possibly to the circus, but not necessarily. Certainly not one of those Circuses with wild animals in. I'm not allowed around animals. They tell me to do things.
"Thats very confusing"
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Do they tell you to kill women of loose morals?
Do they tell you to kill women of loose morals?
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Personally, in a fight, my money would go on Pozee and Ray - both trained killers (or military if you prefer).
Santanatwo, Shibaki and Sickpuppy all look fairly handy too.
thistle does Kung Fu - so she's pretty scary. Plus she's a mum so extra hardness points.
Knagii knows no fear so he'd be nasty opponent.
And Bram's ugly so he wouldn't be worried about being hit in the face...... ( )
Personally, in a fight, my money would go on Pozee and Ray - both trained killers (or military if you prefer).
Santanatwo, Shibaki and Sickpuppy all look fairly handy too.
thistle does Kung Fu - so she's pretty scary. Plus she's a mum so extra hardness points.
Knagii knows no fear so he'd be nasty opponent.
And Bram's ugly so he wouldn't be worried about being hit in the face...... ( )
Meh
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
hhhmm....vielleicht...
and can i just say a huge thanks to Mysterio Lord Of Confusion for deciding that his first ever post on HOP should be in my intro!
cheers mate!
hhhmm....vielleicht...
and can i just say a huge thanks to Mysterio Lord Of Confusion for deciding that his first ever post on HOP should be in my intro!
cheers mate!
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
Posted:
How do you know I didn't post somewhere else first then delete it?
I do that kind of thing you know. I am the Lord of Confusion.
I'm not sure if that means Lord of All Confusion or just Lord of Some Confusion. Its fairly confusing.
That C@ntus fraggle clearly believes me to be a dangerous lunatic. Is he wrong? Who can tell?
How do you know I didn't post somewhere else first then delete it?
I do that kind of thing you know. I am the Lord of Confusion.
I'm not sure if that means Lord of All Confusion or just Lord of Some Confusion. Its fairly confusing.
That C@ntus fraggle clearly believes me to be a dangerous lunatic. Is he wrong? Who can tell?
"Thats very confusing"
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I can tell, and you are not a dangerous menace...have you ever met this confusing HOP guy
he is way more confusing than you...
oh and i knew it was your first post as it said number of posts:1 under your sig... and if you write and delete a post that number doesnt go down as you still posted in teh first place.....so i really wwas never confused in the first place... so there!
I can tell, and you are not a dangerous menace...have you ever met this confusing HOP guy
he is way more confusing than you...
oh and i knew it was your first post as it said number of posts:1 under your sig... and if you write and delete a post that number doesnt go down as you still posted in teh first place.....so i really wwas never confused in the first place... so there!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
well...another day...and another boring shitty day in the life of me...weather is nice tho...of to spittalfieilds tonight..you know...the same old same old
boring, bored, nothing to do, german lesson next...whoopdeedoo...um...hmmmmmmmm...yeh.....so...what you doing? anyone fancy a smoke and a pancake?
cos im going to put the kettle on and skin up a bifta...
anyone want any?
well...another day...and another boring shitty day in the life of me...weather is nice tho...of to spittalfieilds tonight..you know...the same old same old
boring, bored, nothing to do, german lesson next...whoopdeedoo...um...hmmmmmmmm...yeh.....so...what you doing? anyone fancy a smoke and a pancake?
cos im going to put the kettle on and skin up a bifta...
anyone want any?
member
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
Posted:
That stuff will mess up your head and make you talk entirely in capital letters you know.
That stuff will mess up your head and make you talk entirely in capital letters you know.
"Thats very confusing"
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
yes...i suppose it would...but i dont and i havent...and before you ask..im not confused...for i am a gorilla with green things on my toes..
yes...i suppose it would...but i dont and i havent...and before you ask..im not confused...for i am a gorilla with green things on my toes..
Moat monster
208 posts
Location: someplace murky
208 posts
Location: someplace murky
Posted:
Who is that mysterious Mysterio I wonder?
Who is that mysterious Mysterio I wonder?
A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hehehehe that Mysterio Character is was Doozy, although I'm not sure he's still monkeying around in these parts.
Quote from Jon :- "I can't believe you did that last night"
Sorry but if you flirt with guys for a laugh, one of them will eventually turn round and traumatise you for life -
Hehehehe that Mysterio Character is was Doozy, although I'm not sure he's still monkeying around in these parts.
Quote from Jon :- "I can't believe you did that last night"
Sorry but if you flirt with guys for a laugh, one of them will eventually turn round and traumatise you for life -
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
but....i never flirted with you...only with your shoe...its well fit!
but....i never flirted with you...only with your shoe...its well fit!
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
methinks thou doth protest too much
methinks thou doth protest too much
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
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Posted:
hes a bloke!
im sorry mate but you just dont do it for me....you toe on the other hand...well thats a different matter... lol
hes a bloke!
im sorry mate but you just dont do it for me....you toe on the other hand...well thats a different matter... lol
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
WOOHOO! post 200!
anyhoo..
i have a brand new toy and its brilliant!
it is....the feather duster of fear!
bow down to me all you mortals...who are feather dusterless!
mmmmuhhhhaaaahahahahaaha!
WOOHOO! post 200!
anyhoo..
i have a brand new toy and its brilliant!
it is....the feather duster of fear!
bow down to me all you mortals...who are feather dusterless!
mmmmuhhhhaaaahahahahaaha!
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
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Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably
Posted:
Excuse me, but have you seen my sense of self-worth?
I was playing with it when someone asked me to show them how to pass their sense of purpose under their leg then round the back of their head.
So I put it down on the ground right around here, and then forgot about it.
Its white with a blue stripe. You can't miss it.
Only without it I feel a bit... worthless.
(Of course a sense of 'worth' is merely a production of a quality-obsessed mentality which is easily leant toward masturbatory capitalist self-aggrandisement, which is all too common in our society where all are obsessed by their 'rights' and what they 'deserve'. Why is it that these same people never question the b-side of this moral 12", eg. their 'duties' and what they 'owe'?)
er...
flibble.
Excuse me, but have you seen my sense of self-worth?
I was playing with it when someone asked me to show them how to pass their sense of purpose under their leg then round the back of their head.
So I put it down on the ground right around here, and then forgot about it.
Its white with a blue stripe. You can't miss it.
Only without it I feel a bit... worthless.
(Of course a sense of 'worth' is merely a production of a quality-obsessed mentality which is easily leant toward masturbatory capitalist self-aggrandisement, which is all too common in our society where all are obsessed by their 'rights' and what they 'deserve'. Why is it that these same people never question the b-side of this moral 12", eg. their 'duties' and what they 'owe'?)
er...
flibble.
"Thats very confusing"
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
"the question my dear watsonTV, is not how, but why. if moriarty was surely to have have the both of us done in, he would have surely done it by now" said sherlock betterhomes. "it is the lesser of two evils, firstly, being tickeld by the feather duster of fear, or chosing between ainsley harroit or antony whorrel-thompson. and then, my dear watsonTV, we shyall surely elude to discover the perpitrator of this crime! Come watsonTV. We shall depart for Paris!"
"Ok" replied Dr watsonTV calmly
"the question my dear watsonTV, is not how, but why. if moriarty was surely to have have the both of us done in, he would have surely done it by now" said sherlock betterhomes. "it is the lesser of two evils, firstly, being tickeld by the feather duster of fear, or chosing between ainsley harroit or antony whorrel-thompson. and then, my dear watsonTV, we shyall surely elude to discover the perpitrator of this crime! Come watsonTV. We shall depart for Paris!"
"Ok" replied Dr watsonTV calmly
Poi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London
316 posts
Location: London
Posted:
TUT TUT Jon!!
Don't u know what a Chinchilla looks like?
Guess not. So thought i'd better educate you!
[image]https://animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/APAsrch3.cgi?qt=chinchilla[/image]
See ya later mate!
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TUT TUT Jon!!
Don't u know what a Chinchilla looks like?
Guess not. So thought i'd better educate you!
[image]https://animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/APAsrch3.cgi?qt=chinchilla[/image]
See ya later mate!
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Is that magnets!?
Poi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London
316 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Oops link to pic did nay work oh well!
Oops link to pic did nay work oh well!
Is that magnets!?
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oooohhhhh. now i will never get to find out what a chinchilla looks like..
christ...im shattered....
oh...
england 2 turkey 0
COME ON ENGLAND! (and Mr. Spoon too)
oooohhhhh. now i will never get to find out what a chinchilla looks like..
christ...im shattered....
oh...
england 2 turkey 0
COME ON ENGLAND! (and Mr. Spoon too)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*wanders in sniffling* Ahh...Ah...AHHHH! CHOO!!!
Non-Https Image Link
Sorry, Jon. I guess I just gave you a cold.
*wanders in sniffling* Ahh...Ah...AHHHH! CHOO!!!
Non-Https Image Link
Sorry, Jon. I guess I just gave you a cold.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
ahhh piss off mike....i dont want none of yo shit, bitch. unless it comes greeen and round and can be set on fire....no..i dont want a booger either...now.pull yout your sack (no..the one in your trousers...no that came out rong...the one with the stuff inside...NO! argh!)
i'll shutup now
ahhh piss off mike....i dont want none of yo shit, bitch. unless it comes greeen and round and can be set on fire....no..i dont want a booger either...now.pull yout your sack (no..the one in your trousers...no that came out rong...the one with the stuff inside...NO! argh!)
i'll shutup now
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
um...i need hugs......my gran died this morning and im feeling a little and possibly even a bit
oh well......another day tomorrow..
um...i need hugs......my gran died this morning and im feeling a little and possibly even a bit
oh well......another day tomorrow..
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
So sorry, Jon.
So sorry, Jon.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
addict
642 posts
Location: UK, London
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Posted:
Big , no I mean big
Well what ever you prefer!
Big , no I mean big
Well what ever you prefer!
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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