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Login/Join to ParticipateAll the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
so in light of flynt's and my engagment **giggles** i thought i'd start this thread. we were brainstorming who we'd have in our wedding, and this is what we came up with so far....
Nx would be a bridesmaid
Valura would be our priestess
Seven would be our ring bearer if we could train him well
mech would be our page boy
Gidg would be our flower girl
Lightning would be an usher
flid would be our bouncer
and Spitfire would be our wedding planner
other positions are still open. applications are accepted via PM.
so who would you have in your wedding?
*please note, this is a joke. it's for fun. we are not trying to leave anyone out, it's just us being silly
*I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Could I pllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee be the annoying uncle???
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
but of course. but you gotta practice at being annoying. cause so far, you don't annoy me. unless perhaps you kept yelling, "huh? i can't hear you! i have a banana in my ear!"
oh wait....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oooooooh, I get to be a flower girl!!!!!! What kind of flowers do you want?
Gidg grabs a basket and runs off to collect various types of flowers.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
See this pouncey girl... you all should have seen her as a lil princess... she used to run around the house in her mommy dresses, and there was is one time where she planted her lips on the family pet... oh, it was sooooooo cute, look, I have pictures...
and then there was this time, I think it was the first day of school, and she just wouldn't take no for an answer, so we just had to fold, and off she went wearing her wounder women under-roos... oh... look, she blushing...
I beleive that was also the day that she slipped and fell into the mud, their she was... just covered in mud... hey pouncey... come over 'er... yeah, don't be shy... look at this mug.... ain't she just adorabubble* (*Rightfull credit for word to Valura)... now go get me another beer...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
346 posts
Location: New York City
I can do your makeup honey.
What do you want to look like?
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
rightful credit for adorabbuble goes to Flynt.... definatly Flynt
I would love to be your priestess!!! OHH *thinks of the magic she could work at such a lovely gathering!!*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
HAHA!!! oh and arsn, flynt says you can get drunk at the reception and grope the priestess ONLY.
yay! i'm poo at my own makeup. bubblishis is now our makeup person
hmmm, i dunno what kind of flowers we want gidg. i'll ask flynty tho
this is too fun. **giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
come'er miss priestess girlee... *hic* I know you like me *hic*... all I's wants is a kiss...
... and maybe a... oh... I don't feel so well!... Throws up all over the Priestess * 
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh bloody hell...
now my priestess robes are ruined...
Flounces off to the drycleaners...
**shakes fist at drunken monkey uncle**
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Then I guess my roll of annoying uncle is compelte... I give you my blessing...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
*practices his walk up the ile*
&trips falls, knock over bend, and swollows hat*
DAMIT!
Step (el-nombrie)
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Could I be the caterer? Who can't spell.... Catering person... heh
*walks around* Voud vou like eh cocktail weeenie?????
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
would there be... wait for it... "Jelly shots"...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
yay yay for the jelly shots!
random murbles
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veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Duh
Orange jelly shots none the less!!! Actually... All colours... of the rainbow! And they'd be arranged in order!
red orange yellow green blue violet
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Can I be the one who floofs your dress and checks its all straight before you go......
......and I will be the one saying drunkenly "you are so beautiful"
I love weddings!!!!!
Can I help make your dresses!!!!!!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
this is just cracking me up more and more
yes bobo you can be the caterer (nice one arsn, very well thought of
)and gnor, i was hoping you and narr would be my bridesmaids!
of course, vegassexgodes would be my maid of honor. I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
912 posts
Location: Cheltenham
hmmmm what could I do?
"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty" - Mal Reynolds
"I can't tell the difference between an electron and a cat" - Brother of a friend
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg skips up to Arsn with a basket full of flowers and talks to him in a little girls voice
Uncle Arsn? Are these good flowers? Gidg lifts up the basket to Uncle Arsn.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Yeah, but *hic* both of youse are lookin better... *hic*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
Can I be towl boy
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
only in a HOP wedding would we have a bouncer and a towel boy! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Only a Hop wedding would have a bouncer "and" I'm stiil aloud in
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA
Oooh.. can I decorate?? Pretty please????
I'll make it all purdy and such...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg runs up to Flynt with her basket of flowers
Auntie Flynt! Auntie Flynt! Look at the pretty flowers I found! They're ... mmmm ... Gerbils! No, no that's not right. Gibbils? ... Gibbons? ...
African Daisies! Non-Https Image Link
Gidg looks up hopefully at Auntie Flynt
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
I could be the really annoying person who just gets in everyones way and tells people what to do in an annoying voice...when I don't really know anything about what I am talking about.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Ooooooooo...I forgot...congratualtions dear hearts......
Mwah
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Can I be the best man/maid of honour? I promise to organise a great bucks party/hens night involving only the classiest of strippers and the sweetest alca-ma-hol.
I also promise to forget the rings and have to substitute with krispy kreme doughnuts, or possibly onion rings.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I think you'd have to have Malcolm to provide the Lighting. He could light the whole affair with LED's!!
Can I be the driver and take Miss pounce and Miss Flynt to the church( oh hang on, like that'd happen...two girls getting married in a christian church!!
) to the registry office please? I'll stretch my CamperVan like a limo and it's already painted white. But no shenanigans on the back seat I know what you're like young lady....unless of course I'm sitting in the front peering into my rear view mirror!
(Wedding music please Meastro)
Here come the Brides
Dressed up in stripy leg warmers and fetish clothes
Here come the Brides
We all love the most
Tum Tum Tum Tum
Tra la la la
Tum Tum tra la la Tum traaaa la la laaaaaaaa
Cue throwing of ribbons and rice and all things nice especially jelly/jello.
And can I make a request that at the reception there are definitely, absolutely, catagorically, undefiably no MARMITE OR VEGIMITE OR OTHER MITE/YEAST RELATED SPREADS SPREAD ON ANYTHING OR IN POTS FOR DIPPING OR TWIGLETS?!
I hope you two have a long and happy future and don't become another divorce statistic!!
Let's relight this forum 
Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA
I think I'll be Duston Hofman in "The Graduate" Running to stop the wedding!
I'll be the one who stands up when the preacher says " Speak Now, or forever hold your Peace" Or I'll be the one getting the smile from under the vail.
I'm Jelouse!
FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!
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