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On the bus today was a man that from behind looked like your average kind of bus passenger. He had a short black hair and a blue rain coat on. "So what!" I hear you cry. Well he turned round half way through the journey to ask the woman sitting behind him something and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! and BLACK!!!! and not unlike a very hairy caterpiller!!!! MONO BROW MAN! AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I had this terrible urge come over me. An itching burning desire. I wanted to pin him to the floor of the bus and tweezer the center of his mono brow away! Thankfully I had no tweezers on me or I might be in the police station right now explaining why I had attacked a middle aged man that was minding his own business on a bus.
I'm just as bad if I sit behind someone thats freshly shaved his head. Not shaved so close that there is nothing left. A No.1 stubble. I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.
Maybe I should pay a shrink to find out why I have these strange desires........ Nah! I'll just get you lot to analyse me for free
On the bus today was a man that from behind looked like your average kind of bus passenger. He had a short black hair and a blue rain coat on. "So what!" I hear you cry. Well he turned round half way through the journey to ask the woman sitting behind him something and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! and BLACK!!!! and not unlike a very hairy caterpiller!!!! MONO BROW MAN! AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I had this terrible urge come over me. An itching burning desire. I wanted to pin him to the floor of the bus and tweezer the center of his mono brow away! Thankfully I had no tweezers on me or I might be in the police station right now explaining why I had attacked a middle aged man that was minding his own business on a bus.
I'm just as bad if I sit behind someone thats freshly shaved his head. Not shaved so close that there is nothing left. A No.1 stubble. I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.
Maybe I should pay a shrink to find out why I have these strange desires........ Nah! I'll just get you lot to analyse me for free
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Ben!!!!
You promised me it was our little secret!!!
Ben!!!!
You promised me it was our little secret!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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hey i mentioned nothing about "THE tesco incident"
hey i mentioned nothing about "THE tesco incident"
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My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Everytime I visit this thread smutty talk going on with much reference to men in frilly pinnies.
Falmouth is looking more interesting by the minute..... * wanders off to find over-the-knee boots, suspenders and feather duster*
Everytime I visit this thread smutty talk going on with much reference to men in frilly pinnies.
Falmouth is looking more interesting by the minute..... * wanders off to find over-the-knee boots, suspenders and feather duster*
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I very, very nearly did this on Friday on the bus on my way home. This guy with freshly shaved hair sat down infront of me. Before I even knew I was doing it my hand brushed past the back of his head. Luckly I got a grip of myself and sat on my hands before I could give his head a real rub. He kind of glanced back at me but I think he thought he must have just brushed his head on me rather than the other way around because muttered sorry.
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funny part about this is that i love when people rub my freshly shaved head. next time you should just give it a shot.
I very, very nearly did this on Friday on the bus on my way home. This guy with freshly shaved hair sat down infront of me. Before I even knew I was doing it my hand brushed past the back of his head. Luckly I got a grip of myself and sat on my hands before I could give his head a real rub. He kind of glanced back at me but I think he thought he must have just brushed his head on me rather than the other way around because muttered sorry.
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Did you think of any yet Dave?
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I'm sure there must be something I can put in this thread without getting myself banned, I just can't quite think of it at the mo!
Did you think of any yet Dave?
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Lots, but none that I can post!
Lots, but none that I can post!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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damn, why didn't i meet all these head stroking people when i was a soldier
would have made having a shaved head more bearable for me :P
damn, why didn't i meet all these head stroking people when i was a soldier
would have made having a shaved head more bearable for me :P GOLD Member
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*cough*carleatherbondage*cough*
Damn this cough is getting so much worse......
*cough*carleatherbondage*cough*
Damn this cough is getting so much worse......
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You really should get that cough seen to, its sounds nasty!
You really should get that cough seen to, its sounds nasty!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Ooh this thread is great!
I always have an unreasonable urge to make fish faces and poke my tongue out at children.
I put peoples clothing tags in, and rudely tell them "tag dag!"
I need to know how to make myself a cup of tea when I come visit your house, having you make me one is nice, but in case you arent here, show me where the cups are! Must know this, almost as soon as I walk in.
Not my strange compulsion, but The Wench's, whenever it rains she likes to lie down on the driveway, or run outside with a fork and one shoe on if there is lightning, to see if it will blow her out of her shoe.
Ooh this thread is great!
I always have an unreasonable urge to make fish faces and poke my tongue out at children.
I put peoples clothing tags in, and rudely tell them "tag dag!"
I need to know how to make myself a cup of tea when I come visit your house, having you make me one is nice, but in case you arent here, show me where the cups are! Must know this, almost as soon as I walk in.
Not my strange compulsion, but The Wench's, whenever it rains she likes to lie down on the driveway, or run outside with a fork and one shoe on if there is lightning, to see if it will blow her out of her shoe.
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OOOOH!! Making faces at children is soooo much fun! They always look so surprised that an adult is pulling a face!
OOOOH!! Making faces at children is soooo much fun! They always look so surprised that an adult is pulling a face!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Is it only me that find this incredibly amusing? I may have to start doing that!
Written by: Flynt
Not my strange compulsion, but The Wench's, whenever it rains she likes to lie down on the driveway, or run outside with a fork and one shoe on if there is lightning, to see if it will blow her out of her shoe.
Is it only me that find this incredibly amusing? I may have to start doing that! Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
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Don't forget the tin helmet and the kite with a wire string!
Don't forget the tin helmet and the kite with a wire string!
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I have the compulsion to play with peoples hair once it reaches a certain length. One of the boys at spinning has this happen to him every week, hehehe.
Also, when I give hugs, I often get the impulse to give people scritches on their back or play with their hair... *shrug*
We save our beer bottle tops to put in our mailbox...
I have the compulsion to play with peoples hair once it reaches a certain length. One of the boys at spinning has this happen to him every week, hehehe.
Also, when I give hugs, I often get the impulse to give people scritches on their back or play with their hair... *shrug*
We save our beer bottle tops to put in our mailbox...
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I've started talking in my "stitch" voice alot lately. I can immitate him really well, but my friends keep wanting to hear it all the time.
Also, the tag thing. I have to put people's tags back in their shirts! Maybe its a calling...
I've started talking in my "stitch" voice alot lately. I can immitate him really well, but my friends keep wanting to hear it all the time.
Also, the tag thing. I have to put people's tags back in their shirts! Maybe its a calling...
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i also have erges like that except its with peoples hair that is afrod or fluffy i must touch and i do but i always ask them lol its random but most people wont mind if you look like a clean person
i also have a thing with smells aswell a love the smell of fruity hair and mens after shave or cologn love it just give in but dont act weird about it lol
i also have erges like that except its with peoples hair that is afrod or fluffy i must touch and i do but i always ask them lol its random but most people wont mind if you look like a clean person
i also have a thing with smells aswell a love the smell of fruity hair and mens after shave or cologn love it just give in but dont act weird about it lol
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i *sigh* fiddle, i can't seem to stand still without doing something with my hands, if i have my keys in my pocket (the their chain) i'll spin em round. This began well before i even thought of trying poi or staff or anything.
This may be one of the reasons i crack my knuckles:(
I have actually broken lots of things because of this strange habit.
I happen to spin pens during slow moments in class, throw em around, air drum, "pen drum", tap the table with two fingers as if i'm playing bass.
dear me...
i *sigh* fiddle, i can't seem to stand still without doing something with my hands, if i have my keys in my pocket (the their chain) i'll spin em round. This began well before i even thought of trying poi or staff or anything.
This may be one of the reasons i crack my knuckles:(
I have actually broken lots of things because of this strange habit.
I happen to spin pens during slow moments in class, throw em around, air drum, "pen drum", tap the table with two fingers as if i'm playing bass.
dear me...
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I got this strange thing, whenever i'm at my local coffee shop I always seem to get the smell of coffee and smoke on my hands, and I almost constantly have the palm of my hand over my nose because I absolutely love the smell of tabacco and coffee, even though I don't smoke I love it. I don't know what it is about but it smells delisious.
And also when a women wears "Ghost" perfume, it doesn't matter how unatractive the women is, I just got the constant urge to kiss and bite their neck.
I got this strange thing, whenever i'm at my local coffee shop I always seem to get the smell of coffee and smoke on my hands, and I almost constantly have the palm of my hand over my nose because I absolutely love the smell of tabacco and coffee, even though I don't smoke I love it. I don't know what it is about but it smells delisious.
And also when a women wears "Ghost" perfume, it doesn't matter how unatractive the women is, I just got the constant urge to kiss and bite their neck.
The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....
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this thread needs a bump
sticking out of tongues
and this goes with pet hates...if someone is chewing louding my desire is to choke them...i mean so literally
everything even
unattached hair
shaved heads
tags
necklace clasps that slip round front
everything else falls into fetishes
this thread needs a bump
sticking out of tongues
and this goes with pet hates...if someone is chewing louding my desire is to choke them...i mean so literally
everything even
unattached hair
shaved heads
tags
necklace clasps that slip round front
everything else falls into fetishes
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girls who set off every alarm in your head
piercings
scarrings
wrist wraps
chokers
...gah....the inner goth is screaming...must resist
girls who set off every alarm in your head
piercings
scarrings
wrist wraps
chokers
...gah....the inner goth is screaming...must resist
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you aint alone there Sixth!! mmm choker!!!
must also add, nice boots, or nice shoes!!
Written by: Sixth
girls who set off every alarm in your head
piercings
scarrings
wrist wraps
chokers
...gah....the inner goth is screaming...must resist
you aint alone there Sixth!! mmm choker!!!
must also add, nice boots, or nice shoes!!
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Im also one of those people who pull loose hairs from people. And I too have to always be doing something, even it its just kicking a wall.
Any one get the urge to weld giant horns and paint a cow face one those big oils pumps?
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I always want to make them up to look like raptors or cows or horses and such :P
And for some reason I lick things. Its like a territory sorta thing I think. My best licked object would have to be a cop car, with a cop in it and flashing lights, but I've licked most everything thats not nasty.
If theres no sound I have the desire to make one. Wheter its a hum or just singing at the top of my lungs. I dont like silence.
Im also one of those people who pull loose hairs from people. And I too have to always be doing something, even it its just kicking a wall.
Any one get the urge to weld giant horns and paint a cow face one those big oils pumps?
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I always want to make them up to look like raptors or cows or horses and such :P
And for some reason I lick things. Its like a territory sorta thing I think. My best licked object would have to be a cop car, with a cop in it and flashing lights, but I've licked most everything thats not nasty.
If theres no sound I have the desire to make one. Wheter its a hum or just singing at the top of my lungs. I dont like silence.
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what's that song...
i like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
oooh look what i'm wearing
what's that song...
i like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
oooh look what i'm wearing
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How bizarre!
Never noticed this thread before, and was literally just talking to a guy at work about having strange urges.
While walking through somerfield yesterday, there was a young chap stacking shelves, completely oblivious to the world around him and i sneaked up behinghim and shouted BOO! in his ear.
Poor kid almost kegged himself, and i felt awful afterwards, but i just couldn't stop myself.
I also have to randomly scream sometimes or make odd sounds while I'm driving, thankfully i manage to resist this normally if there's somebody else in the car with me.
Another bad one, is i often really want to take my clothes off, even in the cold weather i get that horrible urge thats almost like hunger to remove lots of layers, and just run around for a few minutes.
Thankfully i rarely give in.
I also also wantto provoke playfights with people, especially if they're male and a lot bigger than me, some sort of Jack Russell syndrome perhaps?????
Really should probably get meself some therapy!
How bizarre!
Never noticed this thread before, and was literally just talking to a guy at work about having strange urges.
While walking through somerfield yesterday, there was a young chap stacking shelves, completely oblivious to the world around him and i sneaked up behinghim and shouted BOO! in his ear.
Poor kid almost kegged himself, and i felt awful afterwards, but i just couldn't stop myself.
I also have to randomly scream sometimes or make odd sounds while I'm driving, thankfully i manage to resist this normally if there's somebody else in the car with me.
Another bad one, is i often really want to take my clothes off, even in the cold weather i get that horrible urge thats almost like hunger to remove lots of layers, and just run around for a few minutes.
Thankfully i rarely give in.
I also also wantto provoke playfights with people, especially if they're male and a lot bigger than me, some sort of Jack Russell syndrome perhaps?????
Really should probably get meself some therapy!
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lol kel, dont hold off on our account!
lol kel, dont hold off on our account!
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