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Location: state of confusion
you hop around and make some noise, scare little girls, and get cought by little boys...........your crunchy when fried, but taste like ass........im gonna step on you, and leave you a smear in the grass.............................................love F>F
relax everyone this is just a joke from one friend to another
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
nice is this going to be before or after the weekend?
rofl
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
that was a wonderful poem, FF
you should have spaced it out like this:
(and spell check it)
GRASSHOPPAH
You hop around and make some noise,
Scare little girls, and get caught by little boys
Your crunchy when fried, but taste like ass
I'm gonna step on you, and leave you a smear in the grass
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Fryed Fish
relax everyone this is just a joke from one friend to another
Why'd you post it here then?
Just curious.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
to get a rise out of grasshoppah, and to let the world (or at least HOP) know that i love my lil grasshoppah, yes ido yes i do, whos a good grasshoppah? yes you are
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
I love everything about Fryed Fish
I do believe that it is my favorite dish
Crispy on the outside, firm in the middle
Especially good when cooked on a griddle
From Florida, It's the best
Way better than the rest
Not very good in New York City
Fish in that town tastes really sh*tty
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
that was good give a min ill have another one for you You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: grasshoppah
Not very good in New York City
Fish in that town tastes really sh*tty
You sure that was fish you were eating? 
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
well, her name was fish....
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
You may want to start on some antibiotics dude. That chick hangs out on my street corner.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
hahahaha
i am kinda itchy too....
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
New York hoppah's are the worst,
They'll make your pe**s swell and burst....
Its were they live, in the trash,
You'll need medication to clear up that rash
So watch your self around those bugs,
Our you'll be driping all over the rugs.
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
O my god yall r so bad
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
we try, its a gift to be able to make peole laugh, and to be able to slam each other and understand ITS JUST A JOKE...........besides grasshoppah wont do any thing cause he's my bitch
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Fryed Fish
New York hoppah's are the worst,
They'll make your pe**s swell and burst....
OK, now you've gone too far jerk. Say what you want about my pe**s but WHY IN THE HELL would you put an apostrophe after "hoppah"? It's like those signs all over my neigborhood with quotes around everything.
I don't whine about spelling, typos or most grammar but misplaced quotes and apostrophes are just ig-nant.
I'm out.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Fryed Fish and Grasshoppah need to get a room and make some freaky grassfish or something.
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1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
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Always make time to play in the snow.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I've been avoiding this thread for ages. Heaven knows why i bothered to venture in now...
Meh
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
*smug*
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
well spotted
Meh
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
God cant anyone play nice?
SMile, the sun is shinig (here) its a new day
and n-e-one can misplace an aposterphe
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
fryed fish doesnt have the best spelling skills...
he hates it when you point it out to him....
so next time he is on your nerves, point out some of his spelling errors...
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
Fryed Fish: Start hitting spell check!!!
Grasshoppah: People don't really get on my nerves.
Everyone: I can't really spell either
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
jeez you two, definelty get a room!
i just spent last 5 mins trying to do a poem for both of you but im crap so you dont get the 'pleasure' nor do you get the frequent pleasure of my spelling mistakes cos for once i am actually being careful, apart from bad grammar but that doesnt matter, ok im rambling, you two lovers get a room and enjoy your fire spin later
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
look it take skill to slam each other the way we do.......you should see our live comedy act, its alot better............AND SO WHT IF I CANT SPELL
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe
spelling is for kids, grownups have microsoft word
-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.
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