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Location: Brisnyland
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Location: Brisnyland
Posted:
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,
there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...
dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,
there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...
dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch
regret nothing, learn everything
fire_light_movement
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Location: here
Posted:
Hmmm... I'm running out of futurama ones.... will have to go and watch them some more..
Futurama:
Professor: Oh and Fry, this is our intern Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine.......... I like having her around because she has the same blood type as me.
Simpsons:
Grampa: AHHHH Death...
Lisa: Grampa thats the dog.
Grampa: AHHHH Death...
Bart: Thats a lampshade Grampa.
Hmmm... I'm running out of futurama ones.... will have to go and watch them some more..
Futurama:
Professor: Oh and Fry, this is our intern Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine.......... I like having her around because she has the same blood type as me.
Simpsons:
Grampa: AHHHH Death...
Lisa: Grampa thats the dog.
Grampa: AHHHH Death...
Bart: Thats a lampshade Grampa.
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Location: Melbourne Australia
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Location: Melbourne Australia
Posted:
Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't but now daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience, EVER!
Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't but now daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience, EVER!
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
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Location: England
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Location: England
Posted:
On the occasion of a Homer induced meltdown at the plant Mr Burn and Smethers are bailing to the one and only escape pod, at which point Mr Burns closes the door on Smethers-
Smethers-"for the love of GOD sir, there are two seats!"
Mr Burns (re-opens the door)-" Yyyeeees... I like to put my feet up" (Door closes)
Unashamed git. V. funny...
On the occasion of a Homer induced meltdown at the plant Mr Burn and Smethers are bailing to the one and only escape pod, at which point Mr Burns closes the door on Smethers-
Smethers-"for the love of GOD sir, there are two seats!"
Mr Burns (re-opens the door)-" Yyyeeees... I like to put my feet up" (Door closes)
Unashamed git. V. funny...
happy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland
Posted:
hey thanks for the greats response guys, this is a great comp... im currently building my arsenal as we speak and getting my designs down pat,, ill post them as soon as i get pics, my latest creation are "double flails" = wik>chain(1ft)>3ft staff(pretty crome and black stripes)>chain(1ft)>wik.... very cool very dangerous if in uncoordinated hands.. for eg. mine...
fun anf flame..
ummm by the by if you are not one of the lucky for winners im going to be building different toys for very modest prices for HOP people everyone else will get their wallet lightened substantially... umm toys prices fallow the pattern of cost of building materials and 10quid for every hour of labour so thats like 15 quid labour and another 10 to 15 for material that includes a meter of wiking on average, the benefit of my service is that you can submit me your own designs nor just explain what you have in mind and it will be ready within a week, probably closer to two to three days...
just pm me with designs and whatnot and ill be more than happy to ablidge...
happyhunting
mythmitch
[ 26. January 2003, 06:49: Message edited by: fi-PRIMATE-re ]
hey thanks for the greats response guys, this is a great comp... im currently building my arsenal as we speak and getting my designs down pat,, ill post them as soon as i get pics, my latest creation are "double flails" = wik>chain(1ft)>3ft staff(pretty crome and black stripes)>chain(1ft)>wik.... very cool very dangerous if in uncoordinated hands.. for eg. mine...
fun anf flame..
ummm by the by if you are not one of the lucky for winners im going to be building different toys for very modest prices for HOP people everyone else will get their wallet lightened substantially... umm toys prices fallow the pattern of cost of building materials and 10quid for every hour of labour so thats like 15 quid labour and another 10 to 15 for material that includes a meter of wiking on average, the benefit of my service is that you can submit me your own designs nor just explain what you have in mind and it will be ready within a week, probably closer to two to three days...
just pm me with designs and whatnot and ill be more than happy to ablidge...
happyhunting
mythmitch
[ 26. January 2003, 06:49: Message edited by: fi-PRIMATE-re ]
regret nothing, learn everything
fire_light_movement
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Posted:
Ralph : "This is my swing set, this is my sandbox... i'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where i sore the lepricorn, he told be to burn things"
Ralph : "This is my swing set, this is my sandbox... i'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where i sore the lepricorn, he told be to burn things"
Thomas
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Location: here
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Posted:
20 days later and we're still going strong??... cool
Futurama: erm.. gone blank.. I'll post one tonight
Simpsons:
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
20 days later and we're still going strong??... cool
Futurama: erm.. gone blank.. I'll post one tonight
Simpsons:
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia
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Ralph : Me fail English, thats unpossible.
Ralph : Me fail English, thats unpossible.
Thomas
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Location: Queensland
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Location: Queensland
Posted:
Marge "Homer your over stimulated, we'll get some beer into you then its straight into bed"
HOmer "Yay...beer beer beer bed bed bed"
Marge "Homer your over stimulated, we'll get some beer into you then its straight into bed"
HOmer "Yay...beer beer beer bed bed bed"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Location: Melbourne Australia
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Location: Melbourne Australia
Posted:
Bart: Gee, sorry for being born!
Homer: I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Bart: Gee, sorry for being born!
Homer: I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
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Posted:
Futurama:
Zapp: Alright Kif, let's teach these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do.
and another (cos I forgot last night)
Leela: I don't want to die at the age of 25...
Bender: Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I don't think that's going to happen.
i'll do simpsons one later
Simpsons:
Futurama:
Zapp: Alright Kif, let's teach these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do.
and another (cos I forgot last night)
Leela: I don't want to die at the age of 25...
Bender: Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I don't think that's going to happen.
i'll do simpsons one later
Simpsons:
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Location: Queensland
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Posted:
Ralph .... "Mrs Krabopple and Principle Skinner were in the clostet making babies, and i saw one of those babies and the baby smiled at me"
Chief .... "Making babies huh"
Ralph .... "Mrs Krabopple and Principle Skinner were in the clostet making babies, and i saw one of those babies and the baby smiled at me"
Chief .... "Making babies huh"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia
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Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia
Posted:
Homer : All my life I've been an obese man, trap inside a fat mans body.
Homer : All my life I've been an obese man, trap inside a fat mans body.
Thomas
happy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland
Posted:
whats this,,, filing through miscellanious documents,, page two me thinks not... if it happens again ill have to forfiegt the competitetion for lack of interest.. just kidding i wouldnt do that... would i?
happyhunting
mythmitch
whats this,,, filing through miscellanious documents,, page two me thinks not... if it happens again ill have to forfiegt the competitetion for lack of interest.. just kidding i wouldnt do that... would i?
happyhunting
mythmitch
regret nothing, learn everything
fire_light_movement
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Posted:
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooo....(dramatically shakes fists at the sky while falling to my knees) i love this comp
Its the reason for my entire existance!
soo......
Carl and Lenny walk into Homers office, and find him spinning on his chair! (they wana go meet Frank Grimes)
Carl and Lenny "hey Homer, you busy?"
Homer "Yes!"
Carl and Lenny "Wana go check out the new guy?"
Homer "Well i don't know, I'm kind of dizzy, i think i should call in sick"
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooo....(dramatically shakes fists at the sky while falling to my knees) i love this comp
Its the reason for my entire existance!
soo......
Carl and Lenny walk into Homers office, and find him spinning on his chair! (they wana go meet Frank Grimes)
Carl and Lenny "hey Homer, you busy?"
Homer "Yes!"
Carl and Lenny "Wana go check out the new guy?"
Homer "Well i don't know, I'm kind of dizzy, i think i should call in sick"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Posted:
I can't belive I forgot this one...
I can't remember what context but it's homer referencing MACAMADAMIA NUTS...
I can't belive I forgot this one...
I can't remember what context but it's homer referencing MACAMADAMIA NUTS...
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia
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Posted:
Homer : "I'm not normally a praying man, but if your up there, please save me Superman"
Homer : "I'm not normally a praying man, but if your up there, please save me Superman"
Thomas
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Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
"wow, what am i smoking? oh yeah."
- bus driver
"wow, what am i smoking? oh yeah."
- bus driver
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Location: Madrid, Spain
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Location: Madrid, Spain
Posted:
homer:"weaseling out of things is important in life, it's what differences us from the animals........... 'xcept the weasel."
homer:"weaseling out of things is important in life, it's what differences us from the animals........... 'xcept the weasel."
Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda
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Posted:
Bart: Alright... infectious... I got me some teachers to lick
after learning he has Pink Panda disease
Bart: Alright... infectious... I got me some teachers to lick
after learning he has Pink Panda disease
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
member
28 posts
Location: Queensland
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Location: Queensland
Posted:
grounds-keeper willy "do u have any grease woman?"
Lunch lady Dorris "yes...yes we do"
grounds-keeper willy "then grease me up woman!"
grounds-keeper willy "do u have any grease woman?"
Lunch lady Dorris "yes...yes we do"
grounds-keeper willy "then grease me up woman!"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
Ralph: Even my buggers (sp?) are spicy!
Ralph: Even my buggers (sp?) are spicy!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Location: Queensland
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Posted:
Mojo, homer's monkey is grosely obease and left on the stoop of where he was picked up from.
The helper hands him a computer and Mojo starts typing ....... "Pray for Mojo"
Mojo, homer's monkey is grosely obease and left on the stoop of where he was picked up from.
The helper hands him a computer and Mojo starts typing ....... "Pray for Mojo"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Posted:
Homer talking to Marge : "Get used to it honey, from now on we'll be spelling everything with letters"
Homer talking to Marge : "Get used to it honey, from now on we'll be spelling everything with letters"
Thomas
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Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
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Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
Posted:
"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
teeheehee
gives me giggles in my belly
"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
teeheehee
gives me giggles in my belly
Fire... A bushmans telly
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Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Posted:
Lisa: I am the lizard queen
Lisa: I am the lizard queen
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quote:
Homer:- "operator, give me the number for 911"
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Posted:
"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
skechada!
"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
skechada!
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Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
I know you cant always read a whole thread before contributing, buti just want to point out there's a fair number of doubles now! credit goes to the first person, no?
Futurama: "You've all been very bad..except for you zoidberg. Here's a gift" "yay, a pogo stick!"
The first part is by santa claus, teh second by zoidberg
I know you cant always read a whole thread before contributing, buti just want to point out there's a fair number of doubles now! credit goes to the first person, no?
Futurama: "You've all been very bad..except for you zoidberg. Here's a gift" "yay, a pogo stick!"
The first part is by santa claus, teh second by zoidberg
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Location: Queensland
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Location: Queensland
Posted:
Police chief wiggum stirres up the sniffer dogs by singing off key
"ME MO MAR ME, MO ME MAR MO"
Police chief wiggum stirres up the sniffer dogs by singing off key
"ME MO MAR ME, MO ME MAR MO"
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...
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Posted:
[ 06. February 2003, 23:31: Message edited by: :garbo: ]
quote::garbo:
Marge: Maybe you can take some concilation in that something you made is making people happy.
Homer: Oh look at me, i'm making people happy , i'm the magical man from happy land , in a gum drop house on lollypop lane .......Oh by the way, i was being sarcastic
[ 06. February 2003, 23:31: Message edited by: :garbo: ]
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