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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
61 posts
Location: Manchester, England
hmm first post in here in god knows how long =/
I drank on Saturday for thr first time in almost 15 months =/ =/
I gave up drinking for my boyfriend... but we split up... so I drank :]
yeah.. i'm bored in work and my friends better save some of their alcohol for when I finish =/
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I was going to bump this, but x_non_x was quicker! Can I just point out my amazing spelling skills while "under the influence"? Thanks
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
they're wonderful...but how many times have you gone over it to check?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
I'm not drunk.. I"ve only hgad 1.. okay so 2... okay so maybe 7 or so. But I swear, I'm not drubnk!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
61 posts
Location: Manchester, England
^^^ lol
yay going to an unsigned bands gig tomorrow, need money for alcohol... damn my being skint >_<
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I was drunk twice last night...good effort, i thought!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
61 posts
Location: Manchester, England
maybe running from academy to the bus stop (half hourish away) on Tuesday whilst drunk wasn't the best idea i've had... my legs are still killing me >_<
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I;m not drunk. I'm just wide awake at 4.30am and unable to walk straight...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah, I;m *not* drunk...mmhmmmmmmm
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*flops down onto a beanbag in the corner* well i'm settling in for the night, not quite drunk yet though still have a bit of work to do but i'm getting there
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131 posts
Location: leicester, uk
Hmmmm, im depressed now...
this has just remeinded me i havent been drunk in an age!!!
*wonders to find alchmahol*
What to do in case of fire??? LET IT BURN!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
mmmm, having a wine wholesaler around the corner ROCKS!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom
I'm not drunk yet...
Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters
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83 posts
Location: Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
I’m not drunk yet either, but I most definitely will be later and if all goes to plan I will be for most of the weekend too!
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Hye guys, what up
Not sure how much brandy and kahlua i had tonight. but i know i started drinking more when my cousin came over
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
sunday afternoon session-side for me
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hmmm on the kahlua again
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
It's so depressing that I double post in this thread.
please someone be an alcoholic with me so we can at least do it together!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
I would love to but I dont think my body would be able to handle it.
How about I pretend to be one?
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
ooooh ill be your perfect candidate haha
i got kicked out of college because the only thing i brought to class every day was a bottle of whisky haha
meow happy little panda bear 
i love you
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
here look ill even double post lol
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I just had a quick re-read through this thread.
Bloody hell, I used to be a bit of a regular here...
I'm not drunk. 'cos there's no-one to go to the pub with.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i'd go to the pub with you
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I would go to the pub, but I've just been and am gonna passh out
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I'm off to the pub inabit, with the full intention of drinking my brother under the table
hooray!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Now, i am well am tr8ily [censored] drunk,
teh yayszor!
God bless cider
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
im not drunk. but i intend to get that way before 10.00 this morning
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
lotd fo vida,
aleghic,
red blotches. freshers weektistheboimb,
4. 47 in the orning,
my room smekls. i loves the univesity
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Hyeooooo!
I'm drunk
wheeeeeeee!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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