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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
I haven't had a spin on my own/in private with fire for ages. There've always been loads of scary scary people watching so I've been too cautious to try out some trickier things that I've been working on.

Tonight I spun at home with only my mum watching and acting as my safety .

- 360 btb weave smoothly no problem . YAY!
- Buzzsaw without a hiccup . WAHOO!
- Rev. 5 beat weave (which I only got about 2 days ago) perfect . WAHAY!
- This nice little transition with btb butterfly I've been struggling with was seamless. OMG Go Napalm Fariy GO!

Then I go to do a basic move I (and the rest of the poi population of the universe) have been doing since they started spinning. High turn from backwards to forwards. All is ok....the SUDDENLY.....Get confused.....For no apparent reason. Two ROARING FUIREBALLS hurtle onwards...... Destination: THE FACE..... EEEEEEK!........... DUCK!!!.....To no avail...NOOOOOOOOO......THE EVIL POI ATTACK! Seconds pass as hours........SH!T......Fluffy Napalm Fairy flings the offending fire toys viciously to the ground where they can commit no further crime.......WRONG! The cardinal sin:

quote:
"Don't you go burning that grass! I've got this lawn looking really smart! Pick them up! They're scorching the....."
whatthehellisthatsupposedtomean?surelyyoucannotbeserious?thisisnotpartoftheact?

Huh? HUH???? I've burned of all the hair on the right side of my face. Including the eyelashes!! I LOOK LIKE A MUTANT. AND I'm you're daughter! And You worry about the grass! What's wrong with you?

Poi retrieved and extinguished in disbelief. That'll teach them. NOT SO SCARY NOW YOU SMOULDERING LUMPS OF UGLINESS.......HA!
Mother found on hands and knees nursing grass back to life.

* Exit stage right to call the men in white coats.......*

*************

So - I definitely still have and still show extreme respect for the fire. I always have and hopefully always will. Nothing was different this evening. But it seems my chief safety has become complacent. I've never had an accident with fire before. I'm not burned, just a bit wiser and a bit less hairy. It seems that my mother has stopped worrying about the dangers as she's seen me do it without an incident so many times she has become over-trusting and underestimates the danger. It was not on purpose obviously, but this put me at risk.
I had complete trust in her to look after me and when it came to it she didn't. I won't be making that mistake again. I'm glad it wasn't more serious. Make sure your safety will look after you.

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


FiveOhRavermember
28 posts
Location: South Florida


Posted:
Sorry to hear about your close shave. I've never tried it with fire...but I think it'd be cool. Thanks for pointing out how neccessary it is to have a safety...otherwise my idiot self would have eventually gone out, bought everything I needed, and then started spinning the fire around with not a soul in sight.

FiveOhRaver

If you have one for the road, I'll provide the chaser.


rexmember
263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA


Posted:
Pele's problem and this in the same day?

the planets must be aligned kids, please play careful.

glad to hear you're ok fluffy napalm fairy! so what to do now.. do you shave the other eyebrow off?

rex is glad he's not faced with this dilemma. yet.

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
lol. No, this isn't serious. Just a bit of a singed face! Eyebrow's not too bad - just a but curly, but eyelashes are short on one side I posted it more of a funny incident than a big scary happening.

Doesn't even compare with Pele's recent accident. *sends some happy thoughts her way*

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
eesh, glad ur ok sweetie. i can't belive she was so worried about the grass...

*hugs*

and, excellant advice. obviously this always applies but even more so if ur going to do something more risky like hand transfers or liek you were saying, things you don't know as well and perhaps havn't tried with fire before.

hope you don't haev any future accidents....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
There have been many close calls lately...

My friend was fire breathing and it came very close to whipping back into his face... his eyelashes arent quite the same..

Anyone know 'bairy fen'?
he had a bit of an accident after stilt walking and broke both wrists. OUCH! He aparently got off the stilts safely, was walking away and tripped landing on both hands amidst glass and other not nice things on the floor...

Yeah safety! Something to always think about... You never know whats going to happen! Always be prepared!

Much love, drome...

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*sneaks up to dozing Rex and shaves one of his eyebrows off*

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
No, no, no, no! You're supposed to dodge the poi!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Wengridnewbie
10 posts
Location: Canterbury


Posted:
When poin attacks........
This happened to my friend using my fluffy poi at a party saturday night. Its a good job it wasnt normal poi or fire poi.

The fact that we caught the effect on camera is what makes it amusing!

https://synthclarion.livejournal.com/472220.html

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

that photograph is utter genius - one of the best poi piccies i've seen biggrin

thanks for sharing smile


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*wince and cringe*

dats gotta 'urt wink

back


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Oh my goodness fluffy, I hope you're OK!

wink wink wink wink wink wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol thankfully it was your lashes and not your brows

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
but, was the grass ok?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: NYC


Oh my goodness fluffy, I hope you're OK!

wink wink wink wink wink wink



Sometimes I make myself laugh. And really, what else is there? ubblol

I hope you recover soon Fluffy. ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Recover soon? You know this happend 4 years ago lol

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, yes he does.

that would be the reason that he's laughing at (with?) himself again.


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: fluffy napalm fairy



"Don't you go burning that grass! I've got this lawn looking really smart! Pick them up! They're scorching the....."



ubblol



i can see your mum saying just that ubblol



Your face is less hairy fluff frown still at least it will save you on a few razors eh wink



Hope you - and your mum for that matter are both uberly well hug



I am going to pop in and see her (if your there of not) on my way to falmouth 6 biggrin do you reckon she will need a hand with the gardening?



oh yeh fluff - im still awaiting details! ubbloco



hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: coleman


yes, yes he does.

that would be the reason that he's laughing at (with?) himself again.



But it just keeps getting better. ubblol

And I'm both laughing with myself and at myself. But mostly at everyone else.

GET BETTER FLUFFY! WE MISS YOU!!!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

you know i didnt even notice it was 4 years ago...

although i have to admit to being slightly surprised when she said - ive just got reverse 5 beat and a buzzsaw with no hic ups..... ubblol - she had that years ago!

mmmmmm my "somethings not quite right here" instinct was right........... only a bit slow ubblol

rolleyes

I really must stop smoking ubblol

Im still going to see your mum, and as you damaged it, ill take her some grass ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


I really must stop smoking ubblol




 Written by: strugz


Im still going to see your mum, and as you damaged it, ill take her some grass ubblol



ubblol

2 of the most funny things i've heard in a long time ubblol

Gayle.....!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Fluffy

I'm sure you weren't as bad as This Guy

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock



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