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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Bovril monkey
"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"
(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )
Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"
(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)
"I wonder how high these go?"
Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.
" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"
yip me again
do you guys have any good ones?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
bwhaaa haaaa haaa ARSN!!!!
oh wait
That was about me!!!!
*blush*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
oh, and im just going to point to my signature as my contribution to this thread
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
fallout is so funny!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
"its not very far really" - Magsthejedi shortly before a ridiculous walk to a free party in Falmouth!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'd have to rummage my brain for a few. i know there were loads of good ones from the weekend at joe's in kent
oh wait...i just remembered.....
something i believe flid said while filming the jelly wrestling I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
" snare drum, snare drum, symbol..."
ucof...I laughed for a straight five mins at this one
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
ooooooohhhhhhhh! I'm sure there were so many more from the Falmouth weekender! (but they can't have been very memorable, co i've forgotten them!)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
valura..." ARSN you should be the last person laughing at that!!"
Arsn " .... Well I was, first there was the_seal laughing, and then bovril, and then I was laughing"
Valura cracks up...
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Bovril: " you clone jesus and then there are hundreds of jesi' running around"
valura and arsn crack up...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
andy poibox from a recent thread in poi moves
"poi is fun"
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
addict
529 posts
Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom
Flynt: "The glass is half full.... and not of sarcasm!"
If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
"yeah you can laugh.....your not the one with the cold boob" Gidg
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Bovril monkey...reading sex and the supernatural
"Im very inetrested in the invasion of the penis snatchers"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
191 posts
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amsterdam)
hahahaha all those quotes are so funny
Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
ARASHI describing his own likeness in a photo:
"yes, my britches be fallin"
arashi puts the nit in shiz
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Simian: "Can anyone help me Selecta' Bo!"
I agree..the Bovotron is indeed a source of many a fine pant wetting moment.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"
and someone posted but I can't remember..
"The staff isn't hitting you, it's trying to hug you but it hasn't got any arms"
choice
Let's relight this forum 
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Although I like the funnies, I don't have any to remember but here's one for all the ladies out there:
"I'm not looking at her as someone to go to bed with, I'm looking at her as someone to wake up next to. " - Quix
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
"Juggling balls for sale - only twelve pounds each!!" - Frodo trying to sell Pink's juggling balls.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*waits for the quotes from bovril to come out*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
I feel like a strawberry shortcake !
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
thats soooooo wrong puko!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
You guys laughed at me cause of how naieve i really am sometimes.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
"How do you do a weave again?" - Beth, trying to demonstrate a weave.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants.
Katinca: Astro URINE to the rescue!!
Josh: It's completely inconsistant to imagine yourself as seperate from the universe. (right before disolving into a fit of giggles...)
Katinca: There's no I in team, there's only AM!......... I dont get that....
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
" Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants "
honestly that wins hands down!!!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Dentrassi----- "the men in MY family have penises"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Written by: Custom Bug
i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"
This one can actually be heard on the edited video for Falmouth 1. Which can be found here. I'm fairly sure it's my voice, but i can't for the life of me remember. It's just before Bug appears mysteriously out of the darkness.
And that party wasn't very far! It was about a mile, you lot are all wusses.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
arsn - *i do believe in poi! i do believe in poi!*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
A couple of classics from the Falmouth weekender.......
Mags the Jedi - "I'll happily drink Frodo's juice anyday"
Pink - "Do you want to feel my hot rock"
"What's a butterfly?"
"Stop catching them!" - when trying to teach Mill's mess to Oli.
Beth - "A bad spinner always blames his poi"
Brad_fire - "Has someone cleaned my balls?"
"I've got an idea, - 2 handed Juggling"
Oli - " I think that was an isolated cough" - after hearing Mags coughing after a short delay.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Huge giggles and falling-off-chair type laughter at all of the above - esp Josh and all of Bird's
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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