Forums > Social Chat > The "that doesnt make sense!" thread

Well in the past few days i have been thinking more and more about things that dont make sense but people dont think about it such as that woolwich advert with the people who claim they have been in jamaica for 15 years honeymooning but 1. You cant get 15 year passports and 2. If you were in Jamaica for 15 years you would have a Jamaican passport and so it really doesnt make sense! and aswell i was telling a joke to my friends yesterday (A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder, goes upto the bar and says "a pint of beer for me and half a pint for my pet here tiny," and the bar man asks why he is called tiny and the man says "because hes my-newt (minute),") when my friend who has heard it before says that i have told it wrong and that a man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder but if there is a lizard on his shoulder than the whole punchline doesnt make sense and the thing on his shoulder really isnt his newt its his lizard and so the joke really isnt atall funny (well its not that funny anyway) so i was wondering what other things like this have people thought about?

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the world wouldnt be so much fun if every thing made sence

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