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Elmosouthstranger
3 posts

Posted:
Just found this site while searching for fire toys.

Name: Elmo
Country: England
County West Sussex
Age: old enough to play with fire on my own! Not to old to learn poi.
Favourite Book(s)Olly Reed's autobiography Reed All About Me and anything by Terry Pratchett.
Favourite Ice Cream: Chilli - and before you laugh, Purbeck Chilli Ice cream is superb.
Hobbies: Fire eating/breathing; knife throwing; shooting; photography; cooking; motorcycling and most importantly BEER.

And the answer to the Ultimate Question: MARMITE!!!!

FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Welcome to HoP! Plenty of burning going on here, along with kiss stealing. Marmite=bad

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Warior DrakeSILVER Member
The Dragon Professor
203 posts
Location: New York, currently homeless, USA


Posted:
Welcome to your new home, or if you leave at some point, your current cult. You'll find plenty of pyros for pleasure and business among our ranks and much insanity so be prepared. Feel free to play with anything you want, but don't destroy the command center, that upsets Zordon and you have no idea how long it takes me to get that floating head quiet when he goes on one of his tirades.

Enjoy your stay

Don't let your world end with you

p.s. No, just in case you're going to ask, I did not misspell Warrior, its supposed to be like that.


Icarus FordeBRONZE Member
Just Icarus//Spinner//Pyro//Geek
261 posts
Location: New Zealand


Posted:
Welcome to the clan.

Our current psychologist (who was previously trying to wean us off our fire addictions) has had to go and visit his psychologist after a severe mental breakdown, but don't worry, we should be shipping and assembling a new one soon. They're getting less and less reliable nowadays, something to do with the manufacturing process I think.

And I second Warrior, please don't upset Zordon - he gets crabby if he's woken before 11am. frown

Elmosouthstranger
3 posts

Posted:
Thanks all.
Fire adiction is good - otherwise we'd all still be sitting in caves eating raw mammoth!!

astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Marmite!
Shun Nutella, it attracts squirrels.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Welcome to HoP! Shun squirrels... Just cuz...

Enjoy your stay, oh and help yourself to the popcorn. We do grin

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!



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