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FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Well I went to Joes in Kent this weekend and introduced myself to the people there, and now I have decided to introduce myself to everyone! So here I am, and tell me what u think….. please note that I am slightly insane, ask UCOF!.





Name:Tom spank

Age:20

Sex:Male



Location: Southampton, UK



Marital Status: per usual!



Occupation: JUGGLER!



Fav. Toys: Clubs!



New Best Word: Snotgobbler



Hobbies: Sailing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, POI, try and juggle, Diablo, walking, swimming, driving my car fast



Fav Food: steak obiously



What I want to do when I grow up: i want a big house so that I can have poi partys every weekend.



Fav Drink: Coke, cause im a lame censored T total.



well there you go, enjoy pointing and laughing, lol. sorry i like to laugh at my own jokes cause no one else does and i feel that i might offend them if i dont? WTF am i on about...



ill leave you to decide





Frodo x x x x ubbloco



passing through, this world still lives.


UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: South Wales


Posted:
umm
confused

I could name 5 people on here who match that description wink

hug

FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
okay, but we are talking specifically about.... u've read it.

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UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ahem..
angry

Please remove that name now I have seen who it is.
and as I havent met him... I cant pass judgement other than take your word for it.

But please remove the name. Its not nice. *looks stern*
Please? smile

hug

FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
u.c.o.f for you i have removed the name from my intro.

i do though feel so very strongly about my other comments in a certain persons intro. it is my only choice. if the someone, who has been named, responds to me, then i shall remove the post in his intro.

i want it sorted, i have no other choice! i hope u understand, this has been going on a good while. he just needs to grow some balls!

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FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
im scared for my life.... the flow have just been booked for a gig at a club called "from dusk till dawn" argh...

scary vampires!

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hug You are a mate...um.. mate! biggrin

That vampire night could be fuking STONKING biggrin
I quite like girls dressed up as vampires.. what with all that sucking and stuff. They must have very good jaw muscles wink

and one more theng: hug2

FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hug2 ucof!!

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UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: South Wales


Posted:
yes?
That is I smile

FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
haha.. i do hope that ucof is enjoying his hugs!!

So im just getting ready to go off for a gig, and im warming myself up in the usual way. starting to scream and shout at things, sing to things loudly and generally do annoying things that disrupt my housemates evenings!!

strugz dosent seem to need to do this, why do i?

whats everyone upto tonight?

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm currently helping Strugz wind down from having to do a gig with some nutter called frodo....

Meh


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hahaha!! yeah right, i will have to find someone else if he cant keep up!!

lol!!

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
He mentioned drunken girls limboing under you to gain entry to the club.

Meh


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
*runs in, huggles frodo, pulls down his pants, runs out giggling*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hey shes back!! yeah, how u doin pounce?

remember that near steamy incident in the shower?

cantus, he didnt mention the 2 girls pole dancing my legs, whilst the other limboed?

that was the best!!

check out the action that happens at the club we work at


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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
censored does that happen inside eek



is that why thay make us work outside ubblol



Frodo - what you talking about - thats not her, wierdo ubbloco



oh and just for the record - it wasnt 2 girls - he wishes - it was a girl and a bloke!!



ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
it so is!!




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the brunette!!



and hey, u work outside, i get to go inside!! hahaha!!





and look, your outside in this one: right at the back!


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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ok ill let you off..........

i look great in that photo biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
wink

so u do!

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MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm coming to watch tonight ubblol !!!!!!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
fro, where on dontstay in are those pics?

Step (el-nombrie)


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i get payed to watch!! how good is that?!

its exciting you know!

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
was that your nuts gig?

Step (el-nombrie)


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
no... that wasnt the nuts one....
thats still to come!! yeee haa

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Those pictures are rather nice. smile
Especially the one with Strugz in :swoon:

FrodoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
they are good. and we have more of that tonight....oh the pain!!

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pounceSILVER Member
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh but of course i remember the near steamy shower incident wink maybe next time it won't be so "near" devil

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


FrodoBRONZE Member
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i was rather hoping it would be "closer", lol.

grrrr... i have to make costumes this week... and my sewing finger is hurting!! anyone wanna do it for me?

i want to buy some new socks today, what colour should i get?

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i wnet and bought new socks (we are talking poi right) yesterday,and alli could get in blokie colours was blue and dark blue bands, how much doe sthat ssuck!

i want some nice black and white ones, anyone knwo where i can get some?

Step (el-nombrie)


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
What size feet have you got Mech? do you want stripes? short or long? thick or thin? I might be able to get you some.

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mechBRONZE Member
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i want some for poi, some knee length ones, maybe one black and one white,

and then

a pair of b&w stripes

Step (el-nombrie)


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