Forums > Social Chat > swinging vs SWINGING???

Posted: 25th Mar 2002
Ya man, I once posted a thread on here, any canadian swingers...people found it cind of amusing, from then on i started using spin rather than swing------------------Do You ever Question Your life? Do You ever wonder Why? Do you ever see in Your dreams, All the castles in the Sky??

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Posted: 25th Mar 2002
OMG!!!I received that exact same email!!!If you don't reply you receive.."Hey, I haven't heard back from you. I thought you would be interested but if not I am sorry for bothering you."Each email has a UBB for this married couples/swinging site so here's what I think it is..... I think that they set up their computer for a random search for "swingers". When it finds them it sends them to that site, as a form of cheap and irritating advertising.I responded yo the second one and like you, haven't received an answer.Other than that, i average an offer every two months or so from people who arbitrarily find this site!I think it is very funny and flattering! So, Daniel....wanna go swing? ------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...https://www.pyromorph.com

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

Posted: 25th Mar 2002
hehehe, It took me a while to figure that email out too I don't know what word to use when people ask what I'm doing. I can't call it spinning, dj's spin, and when I use the term twirling, most people think of marching band. And oddly alot of people have no idea what fire dancers are. I usually give up trying to explain ------------------Ambiguous

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Posted: 25th Mar 2002
Just to show you what an innocent mind I have.....One time, when I first moved to Sheffield and didn't know my way around, I got lost. Not badly lost. But just far enough off the beaten track to make me panicky. It was pouring with rain. Raining so hard it was bouncing back off the street into my face. Obscuring my vision.So, I'm lost, damp, half blind and miserable. But i have enough sense to work out where my house is in relation to my current whereabouts. I head in that direction.A short way up the road, I was approached by an equally damp looking woman of indeterminant age. "Are you looking for any business, love?" she said.To which I, in my innocence, said "er yes, a post office."And she directed me to a post office. Sorted.It was only about an hour later, when I was nearly home, it dawned on me that she was in fact a prostitute and had been solicting for business. Not as I assumed a mobile personification of the Sheffield A-Z.

Meh

Posted: 25th Mar 2002
Before venturing into the world of poi and staff, I swung clubs.During my GCSE french Oral exam I was asked my hobbies so naturally I replied that i am a club swinger. The look on her face was a treat!! A 15 yr old with such a lucrative hobby! Fortunately a few nifty drawings later I was off the hook and she was rather flushed. OOOPS!Gruff

Posted: 26th Mar 2002
Cantus, that's hilarious! I have to admit to having a similarly slow brain myself a couple of times, in seedy Soho of all places! While waiting for a friend I once had a 5 minute chat with one lovely lady of the night. Not that I have a reputation for hanging around seedy bars in SoHo at all!

Posted: 26th Mar 2002
ROFL!Tee Hee, I'd never thought about that before! I'm usually really slow when it comes to things like that - you kno, taking 10 minutes more than everyone else to understand jokes and stuff, but then that makes it all the more funny for everyone else as they watch me trying to work it out!e*

Posted: 27th Mar 2002
Waasall this racket going on 'bout swingin n’ poi n’ staff and sex n’ all that rubbish. None o them, ain’t got nuthin’ to do wiv swinging, proper swingin’. Now let me tell you bout swingin’, let me tell you bout proper swinging, cos.. Now I'm the king of the swingers,Yea.The jungle VIP.I've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' meI wanna be a man, mancubAnd stroll right into townAnd be just like the other menI'm tired of monkeyin' around!Oh, oobee dooI wanna be like youI wanna walk like youTalk like you, tooYou'll see it's trueAn ape like meCan learn to be humen too( Gee, cousin Louie You're doin' real good)Now here's your part of the deal, cuzLay the secret on me of man's red fire.(But I don't know how to make fire )Now don't try to kid me, mancubI made a deal with youWhat I desire is man's red fireTo make my dream come trueGive me the secret, mancubClue me what to doGive me the power of man's red flowerSo I can be like youYou!I wanna be like youI wanna talk like youWalk like you, tooYou'll see it's true, Someone like meCan learn to be, Like someone like meCan learn to be, Like someone like youCan learn to beLike someone like me!Cousin Louie

Posted: 27th Mar 2002
There's a general theme running through your postings Louie. can't quite put my finger on what it is though.....

Meh

Posted: 27th Mar 2002
Oh man... ------------------ColesId love to be a glow-wormCuz a glow-worm's never glumIt's hard to be downheartedWhen a light shines out your bum

Coles
Id love to be a glow-worm
Cuz a glow-worm's never glum
It's hard to be downhearted
When a light shines out your bum

Posted: 27th Mar 2002
Thats crazy i just posted a topic related finding people that spin in oklahoma and almost put swinging. then i thought about it a sec and put spinning instead ------------------And beauty is not a need but an ecstasy. It is not a mouth thirsting nor an empty hand stretched forth, but rather a heart inflamed and a soul enchanted.It is not the image you would see nor the song you would hear, but rather an image you see though you close youreyes, and a song you hear though you shut your ears. -Kahlil Gibran

And beauty is not a need but an ecstasy. It is not a mouth thirsting nor an empty hand stretched forth, but rather a heart inflamed and a soul enchanted.It is not the image you would see nor the song you would hear, but rather an image you see though you close youreyes, and a song you hear though you shut your ears. -Kahlil Gibran

Posted: 27th Mar 2002
Reminds me. I've got a flyer in my wallet for a poi night. The heading, in big bold font: "Swingers Night"!!!Must make mental note not to open wallet wide in shops!

Posted: 28th Mar 2002
Hey king louie, that is a quote off of "the Jungle Book" isn't it?

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