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Location: inside your head
Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Long John Silver
Arrrrr - why be ye not talking like a pirate?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
I be talkin' like aa pyrate, can't ye under'tand me lad?
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
I can be hearin' ya just fine Arrrrrrrgh!!!
"Rogger the Cabin Boy"?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
I be a cabin Girrrrrllllllll!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Half of one if you're Gene Simmons.
Can it be home time now please?
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Yes. It just isn't being to spite you.
What does a piece of eight work out as in Aussie dollars?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
It works out to be a piece of eight in a foreign currency.
How is it that after only two days of work, my killer bunny slippers are already super-dirty?
"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)
Proudly MCRmy
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Because you never wash yer feet.
What happens when i do this?
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
That.
Has anyone seen my pen?
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)
Why am I so sleepy?
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Written by: Medusa
I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)
Why am I so sleepy?
Because you slept too much earlier (at least, that's always my mum's logic.... I'm not certain how that works- so we might need to get Doc Lightning in to answer that one).
Why won't my kitties get along?
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
coz at the moment they are trying to figure out who has the biggest balls
Why pidgeons have impecable aim?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Because they're annoyed you can't spell their name.
What should I get as a middle name?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Bob.
Why did I wake up crying uncontrollably this morning?
"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)
Proudly MCRmy
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom
cos you were being bitten awake by a crocodile
Who's the man who delivers ten times out of ten?
Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
A figment of your imagination.
why does the earth revolve?
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
because it is but a single bullet in this gun of a universe.
Why are women crazy?
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
newbie
6 posts
Location: USA
because we are confused creatures.
Anyone in USA Florida
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
There are a lot of people in USA Florida
Where was I on May 5 1965?
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
newbie
6 posts
Location: USA
i wasnt born yet
why were sox and ennis balls eaiser than poi
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
I find socks to be pretty damn difficult. It's so hard to find my feet some days.
Does free will exist in a world of science where the brain can be explained by a complex and inevitable chemical reaction?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Depends who's asking.
What should I put for a question?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
A stupid question
If I forgot a number between 1 and 10 would that mean that I had 11 fingers?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon
It means you have 14 fingers and one toe. On one hand.
Mata Ashita!
Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Why didn't you ask a question?
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Because an evil monkey smothered him in smelly dog farts.
How did I forget that I'm working when I work every Wednesday?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
because of wishfull thinking
why won't children do as they are told?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon
Because they're really demon hampsters in disguise.
Why are you refreshed before you sleep and groggy when you wake up?
Mata Ashita!
Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Hormone levels
Why do people keep thinks like altoids boxes because they think they'll come in handy when they never actually do?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
People enjoy little trinkets.
Isnt super glue amazing?
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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