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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*dashes in. Looking severely out of breath. Pounces on Maus*
*pauses for breath* Meh
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
*sneaks in, plays with mouse*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
do you like the waggleby?
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Angelfire don't like to share
Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Sheesh, everyone is movning so fast...
***Checks all ther drinks for food colouring additives***
...Yup, thought so...cochineal in EVERYTHING...
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
No veggies then
Thought i'd drop by and say Happy Christmas Mr C - hope you're feeling better but i suspect the prospect of a Starry january has boosted your frial constitution no end huh?
Anyhoo - hugs smooshes n wishes for th festive season and see you in a couple of weeks
:kiss2: Is 4 birthdays at one meet some sort of record? There were a few at Fal4 but they seemed to get a bit lost in the rain...
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
With the festive season approaching I thought i'd best get you a christmas present, and i couldnt think what to get you, so i got you a mail order bride
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Gah!! What the smeg is that? Wasn't she one of the girls that Linden hooked up with at Falmouth?
Meh
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
You'd be surprised what a google image search brings up with the key words 'crazy happy christmas'
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i think the official name for them is an Afgan hound, but 'dumbest dog ever' would be more apt from what i've heard
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
There used to be a cartoon about an afghan hound called "What A Mess". I think Gazzabee and Mint Sauce might be old enough to remember it. You should ask them...
Meh
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
is that the doggy you were on about having in your thread cantus?
one of my uncles used to own a couple of afgan hounds
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
No i would say the dumbest dog is this one, the gordon setter
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we have one and oh my god, they are known for being unintelligent but this one makes the others seem bright
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It's ok Pige. I understood what you meant. No one would wan't to applaud Wilbur anyway, so I'm sure he understood too
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
As its christmas i thought i found these drunk girls and thought i'd give them to you
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
If perspective dictates that ojects get smaller the further they are from the viewer. How far away is the girl on the right?
It's a very kind gift Wilbur but i'd much rather have one sober girl
Meh
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
she may not be far away and could just be jail bait
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Do they have smaller heads then?
Meh
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i just thing the girl on the left ate luches for all three of them
Happy easter Cantus
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
did you get your card yet?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I'm allowed to admit being scared of it? Even my brother exclaimed when he saw it...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
psst Pige I was talking to Guy. About the terrifying christmas card he sent me.
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
That narrows it down
Rougie's one had a koali bear on it. Lemming's was handmade, Star's one was just adorable , Kyrian's had a return address with the wrong name and Firepoise's was very possibly free when she bought wrapping paper Cards from civilians don't count i reckon.
ps I realise that pige was probably talking about the bulbous nosed girl in the photo that Will posted, but quite frankly i'm trying to draw a discreet veil
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Pige's card seems to have gotted lost in the post
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
yes you're allowed to admit being scared of the card! I think it's quite a good antidote to a lot of schmaltzy cards you get at christmas.....Plus, you can show it kids, tell them that's what father christmas looks like, and you can bet that they won't wait up to try and surprise him
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Hope you had a good christmas Mr Cantus
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Aargh stranger in the thread!! Stranger in the thread!! Bloody weird stranger in the thread First a dodgy mancunian and now this...If Ravehead comes in I'm buying a gun!
*counts to ten. takes a deep breath*
Erm I mean hello Mademoiselle Lepants. I had a substandard christmas with a few brief highlights. Thank you. How about you?
Meh
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Did you get my card Cantus?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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