If you dive into a bathtub of boiling water with a mirror in the bottom, be careful not to panic or you may forget which way is up and drown
Just a dancer in the dark
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
- A.A. Milne
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
- Anon (I think)
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