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these are usually pretty lame but this one was quite impressive..>>> >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! >>> >It only takes about a minute....... >>> >Work this out as you read. >>> >Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! >>> >This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. >> >>> >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you >>> >would like to have SEX. (try for more than >>> >once but less than 10) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >3. Add 5. (for Sunday) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >4. Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid) >>> > >>> > >>> >I'll wait while you get the calculator................ >>> > >>> > >>> >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add >>>1751......... >>> > >>> > >>> > > >If you haven't, add 1750 .......... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if >>> >you remember) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >You should have a three digit number...... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >The first digit of this was your original number >>> >(i.e., how many times you want to have SEX each week). >>> > >>> > >>> >The next two numbers are your age. >>> >IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT? >>> > >>> >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT >>> >AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
these are usually pretty lame but this one was quite impressive..>>> >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! >>> >It only takes about a minute....... >>> >Work this out as you read. >>> >Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! >>> >This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. >> >>> >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you >>> >would like to have SEX. (try for more than >>> >once but less than 10) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >3. Add 5. (for Sunday) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >4. Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid) >>> > >>> > >>> >I'll wait while you get the calculator................ >>> > >>> > >>> >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add >>>1751......... >>> > >>> > >>> > > >If you haven't, add 1750 .......... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if >>> >you remember) >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >You should have a three digit number...... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >The first digit of this was your original number >>> >(i.e., how many times you want to have SEX each week). >>> > >>> > >>> >The next two numbers are your age. >>> >IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT? >>> > >>> >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT >>> >AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
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the henna lady
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the henna lady
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I think you have too much tim eon your hands Super!
------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...
I think you have too much tim eon your hands Super!
------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir... Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
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if i had too much time on my hands id be the best spinner on the planet...I have just enough free-time on my hands to keep me from going clinically insane
[image]https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
if i had too much time on my hands id be the best spinner on the planet...I have just enough free-time on my hands to keep me from going clinically insane
[image]https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
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Hmmmm....you absolutely sure you have just enough time...?
Noods
Hmmmm....you absolutely sure you have just enough time...?
Noods Fish are just like trees except they move and they're invisible
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Pooh-Bah
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My friend sent me this last week except it was 'How many times you'd like to drink beer' instead of have sex. Guess that shows what an Irish person's priorities are!!
My friend sent me this last week except it was 'How many times you'd like to drink beer' instead of have sex. Guess that shows what an Irish person's priorities are!!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Sex, beer, it all leads to the same place.... [image]https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
Sex, beer, it all leads to the same place.... [image]https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
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