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Login/Join to ParticipateHoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
The real robots have tricked me into thinking that i was a robot.
They do not know that i have figured this out. I am not sure what they will do to me when they realize that i know.
I think they are just using me to further their existance.
What should i do?
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
We are not trying to use you, not to further our existence any way..........wait did i say we, um i meant they.........see now you have me all mixed up........circuits over loading.......must maintain control of grasshoppah........
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
unfortunately they do know know, as robots are constantly monitoring all web chat boards, discussion groups, etc.
so basically you are back to square one.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I thought that was the FBI
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Remove their batteries and replace their lunchboxes with toasters.
That'll confuse them long enough for you to make a getaway..
Good luck..
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
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Remove their batteries and replace their lunchboxes with toasters.
That'll confuse them long enough for you to make a getaway..
Good luck.
if i knew where they kept their batteries and lunchboxes i would.
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
resistance is futile!!! grasshoppah will be assimilated!
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
No. Do I win?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
I thought that was the FBI
the FBI is, in fact, run by robots.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
That explains a lot!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
one of my experiments gone wrong
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
.ti dear tonnac stobor eht os ,sdrawkcab gnitirw trats ot deen ew
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
!cixelsid era stobor eht ,tub krow dlouw tahT
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
can't be bothered grasshopper - robots got better code crackers than that!
P.S. you '.' at the beginning gave it away immediatly - avoid those in the future.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
hahhaha
so a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
dyxlexic MAN yes, robot no........
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
My apologies for this next joke...
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
etc etc
I might add that the pimp in question was a robot...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
grasshoppah, you like the idea of being a robot? the robots want you to think you are a robot? why don't you go on believing you are, then you both win. If they bring about your demise this way, it doesn't matter cos you would have died anyway, being mortal and all.
stobor esoht teg ot nalp a htiw pu emoc ot emit emos yub dluohs siht, eh eh.
ah, we really gotta get a better code.
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
yes we do need a better code. but we cant talk about it on here because the robots the read this.
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
...happohssarg uoy reve erew uoy rotinom lliw ew
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
What DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Assocciation
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
Member
33 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
GLC!
insert witty statement here
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Green Leotard Central?
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
You f**king knows it!!
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
the humans are dead, the humans are dead, we used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses....
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
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