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grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
The real robots have tricked me into thinking that i was a robot.

They do not know that i have figured this out. I am not sure what they will do to me when they realize that i know.

I think they are just using me to further their existance.

What should i do?

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
We are not trying to use you, not to further our existence any way..........wait did i say we, um i meant they.........see now you have me all mixed up........circuits over loading.......must maintain control of grasshoppah........

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
unfortunately they do know know, as robots are constantly monitoring all web chat boards, discussion groups, etc.

so basically you are back to square one.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I thought that was the FBI

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
Remove their batteries and replace their lunchboxes with toasters.

That'll confuse them long enough for you to make a getaway..

Good luck..

grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
Written by:

Remove their batteries and replace their lunchboxes with toasters.
That'll confuse them long enough for you to make a getaway..
Good luck.




if i knew where they kept their batteries and lunchboxes i would.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
resistance is futile!!! grasshoppah will be assimilated!

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
No. Do I win?

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


I thought that was the FBI




the FBI is, in fact, run by robots.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
That explains a lot!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
one of my experiments gone wrong

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
.ti dear tonnac stobor eht os ,sdrawkcab gnitirw trats ot deen ew

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
!cixelsid era stobor eht ,tub krow dlouw tahT

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
can't be bothered grasshopper - robots got better code crackers than that!



P.S. you '.' at the beginning gave it away immediatly - avoid those in the future.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
hahhaha

so a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
dyxlexic MAN yes, robot no........

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
My apologies for this next joke...

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

etc etc

I might add that the pimp in question was a robot...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
grasshoppah, you like the idea of being a robot? the robots want you to think you are a robot? why don't you go on believing you are, then you both win. If they bring about your demise this way, it doesn't matter cos you would have died anyway, being mortal and all.

stobor esoht teg ot nalp a htiw pu emoc ot emit emos yub dluohs siht, eh eh.

ah, we really gotta get a better code.

grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
yes we do need a better code. but we cant talk about it on here because the robots the read this.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
...happohssarg uoy reve erew uoy rotinom lliw ew

!! su ot gnoleb ouy

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
What DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Assocciation biggrin

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


isol8edSILVER Member
Member
33 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
GLC!

insert witty statement here


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Green Leotard Central?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
You f**king knows it!! biggrin

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
the humans are dead, the humans are dead, we used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses....

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.



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