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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
offers Flynt AND Valura both bibs...
Both of you are in for some punishment...
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
wait just one goshdarn minute!!!
hehe
why am I in for some punishment???? i didnt do nuffin i werent allowed to! I'm single! i can daydream n perve all i like! Zoinks!
do love the picture tho.... is that a smile on the kittiekats face?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ahaha...I think his eyes are closed in deeeeelight
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
hooray for animal smutt Can I get the a HoP Man-Thong
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
you can wear a hop thong sweetie...Im sure everyone will be stoked!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
299 posts
granny undies are the bomb!
from armpits to yer knees, white cotton, boilable and sooo sexy
Hehe
Why?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
espically when they have been worn so much that the cotton has become all threadbare and you can see bums through them.....muah ahahaha
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
those are man undie's ! hehehe
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Its my birthday....my buh buh buh birfday
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
looks around to talk to someone but notices that noone is here.... sigh
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
I did miss chicken
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hey puk... notice how it kinda echos around here when you talk?... tis empty... sings in a wounded voice.....
allllll by myself..... dont wanna be.....
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
and all the pixies are dancing!!!
zoinks!
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and here they are in a mosh pit!!
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oh no wait. Thats just some cute shirtless guys.
My bad.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
*mops up drool* sorry about the flood there, its all right Puk, you don't need to build that ark, and don't click the mouse on those animal purchases there. Flynt, good girl, fetch some more, and maybe we can get you a scooby snack (and not my version either)
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
YAY people remember me...thanks flynty...I wuv yer
and bram... everytime I go to ring you its like 3.00 in the morning in canada land... I will try this weekend. PROMISH.....
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
or you could call me tonite when I let you know when to call me cause I am babysitting right now, but I should be home in the next little bit
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Sorry bram Im a slacko...
I also missed you a few times didnt I flynty? I will call you tonight ok missy?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thanks for your pm miss flynt... your a crack up
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ewww plumbers cleveage!!!!! yucky bunny...
*whispers flynts phone number to one of themost sexiest' guys in the pic, his eyes light up and he asks for 40 cents... which I flip to him with a cheeky grin...*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Valura, careful, you might start a smutt joint
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
smutt? who's being smutty? I thought I was being a tad witty with my cracks ... Or do you think I was scraping the bottom of the barrel?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
nagh, your just being a bit cheekier than most...
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Im just glad that its not me that is the butt of the jokes... love yer work charles, but you really have to ass yourself...is this the right thing for us to be disscussing?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Let me sphinc about it first, to make sure we haven't made an anus (heinous) mistake.
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
scccccrrrreeeecccchhh....BANG! CRASH sorry just gatecrashed this little party...hmmmmm...animal porn, underpants, bum jokes, and cute guys....sound like my kind of age group [although some of the tattoos and manboob action reduces cuteness factor somewhat].
Hulloo Crazy Chicken!!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hello Beautiful Girl!
I know you've been having a real hard time at work lately, and I just wanted to say, Hang in there! Its just a job, you'll be ok, and when people are rude to you, hang up and then swear at them! xoxoxoxoxxoxoxo
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
quote:I don;t mind people deliberately playing with the language. I do it myself lots. You've noticed that surely?
Originally posted by Valura:
Yesh they get very very hot...
I smell like singeyness after I use them.... Tee hee (ducks the keyboard that c@ntus throws in disgust because of the blatant disregard of the english language)
I just correct people's spelling cos I'm a tad fussy sometimes
Singeyness is a good word. I would most like have said "I smell of burneded" but that's just me
Meh
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
This one time Arsn burned all his nose hairs...
I wouldnt kiss him because he smelled of burneded mr fraggle..ew yucky...
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Charles...you win.. I cant think of anything else to say except chocolate starfish...how in the blazes am I meant to put that sneakily into a sentance???
Flynt sweetie...My mobile is broken!!! I cant get your number off it... it wont turn on....aaarrrggghhh dont think I wasnt thinking of you...I just cant ring you yet!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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