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Location: South Wales
If you had to buy the Queen of England a christmas present, what would it be and why?
lets try and avoid the obvious: poi, staff, etc
I think i would buy her a phat pair of Nike trainers as i dont like the ones she usally wears.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
i'd buy her a wet plastic fish, for her to slap about her pretentious wan[censored]er son prince charles in the face with
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'd buy her an enrollment into a full-impact self-defense program cause it'd be funny to watch a prim and proper old woman kick some ass while screaming "NO! Back off mother[censored]!!!"
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*thinks* an official document saying australia voted to be a republic!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
a stamp with MY face on it for a damn change
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
i would buy her a set of novelty condoms.
i don't know why.
it just sounds like fun.
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New Hampshire has a point....
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
liking this question i asked my parents:
dad: a corgi skin rug
mum: a world vision sponsered child cos she'd rather one of them than charles as king
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i'd buy her a gough whitlam tshirt.
(for those who don't know - gough was the aussie prime minister back in the early 70s & was behind the 'it's time' aussie republic push!)
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I'd buy her a snowboard, so she can go snowboarding.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Quote:
dad: a corgi skin rug
i think princess anne beat your dad to it
corgi vs english bull terrier
next year the queens goldfish is set to challenge prince phillip's budgie in what is already being hailed as the royal christmas pet fight of the century...
back on topic - i'd give the queen some more seeds...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
I'd get her a pair of stout working boots and a job application form so she can earn back some of the money she owes in taxes.
Also dome Dame Edna specs to brighten her up a bit.
Peace. XxX
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strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hmmm....what about a pet rock.....a pink one from me and Pink..
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
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Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
a bouncie castle D:
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
id buy her a big fat cup of magic mushroom tea, i think that would do the job nicely she might not be so normal if the carpet starts to move and flow like water
and a bag to put over her head
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
yup i agree with Gnorc about the Pink rock.
Brilliant idea. I'm sure she'd love it and treasure it forever - i mean who wouldn't it's a pink rock
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
but then again Alice,
it IS a pink rock
157 posts
Location: A Melbourne boy through and through
i don't think i could go past giving the queen a coffee perculator, coz i mean, [censored], how much tea can one drink before it starts to loose its appeal, that and a large bottle brandy or some other strong as liquor that she can spike her coffee with
cheeers
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