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its april fools day today, no they havent installed a third water tap into hundreds of yorkshire homes with negativly charged particles that makes you loose two stone in two months ! or have they.................?
On that note... Can someone please get me a bucket of steam, please? Find me a sky hook?
A left handed screw-driver? 
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh i completely forgot it was April Fools day today!
I haven't pulled a prank on anyone for years!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
I got an e-mail in work today and it basically read something like this:
Oh my god, has anyone checked the glasto website today? The tickets went on sale at 8 this morning not 8 tonight and they are all sold out! What are we gonna do? x
Not what you need when you turn up to work late with a hangover and i was stupid enough to believe it for all of 5 seconds!
why do people think that on April 1st they automatically become a comedian??
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! 
3,149 posts
Location: London
anyone else see the story in various papers (Metro, Times, probably others) about British plans from WW2 for nuclear landmines, with three hens inside them to stop components from freezing?
The Times claims that it is not an april fools hoax...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
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A left handed screw-driver?
Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
My housemate phoned me this morning to tell me someone had stolen the wing mirrors off my campervan!
Like a sucker I believed him......tch 
he knows I don't wake up till at least 9am...the little tinker! 
Let's relight this forum 
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
When I was a kid, my sister and I hid all the furniture from the sitting room....couches and tables....my mother came home and went ballistic when we told her it was like that when we got back from school.
She was well pissed off when I stopped her phoning the police....meh, we thought it was funny.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
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A left handed screw-driver?
Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though
so when are they going to start making screw drivers for right handed people then?
Every screwdriver I have ever seen has been symetric and therefor handed-less.
Er... did I just fall into an april fool's joke that I had already been warned about?
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
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Hey, Van...um...there's a wart on your nose...
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teehee, van, that was too easy
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
huh? what! ... er, uhm...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Location: middle of Troon
:P:P:P:P:P duh!! aw
vanise cos he's simple random murbles
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
My dad came rushing into the garden on thursday saying that he'd heard on teh radio that germany and france were converting to the english pound
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Location: London
^ Actually they did go on sale on the international number which was selling british tickets.
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