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729 posts
Location: OK, USA
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
Posted:
That's right ladies and gentlemen, it happens tonight. They say you never forget your first piece... hahaha so yeah what do you guys recommend I try the two opposing substances spread across? I've heard toast....
That's right ladies and gentlemen, it happens tonight. They say you never forget your first piece... hahaha so yeah what do you guys recommend I try the two opposing substances spread across? I've heard toast....
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veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
DO NOT
I repeat DO NOT try nutella and marmite together...
You will hate them both if you do...
Nutella = delicious, nutty, chocolaty, LOVELY!
Marmite = Kinda savory, I think its nasty! You could perhaps combine vegimite with marmite although i think both are absolutely nasty.... NASTY
Hope you like not being a virgin anymore...
Much love, drome
DO NOT
I repeat DO NOT try nutella and marmite together...
You will hate them both if you do...
Nutella = delicious, nutty, chocolaty, LOVELY!
Marmite = Kinda savory, I think its nasty! You could perhaps combine vegimite with marmite although i think both are absolutely nasty.... NASTY
Hope you like not being a virgin anymore...
Much love, drome
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272 posts
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Posted:
don't listen to dromepixie, she is biased
the best way to eat them is to mix them up into an unidentifiable goo and just shovel it into your mouth faster than you can swallow.
actually don't listen to me either. as even though I have a great deal of affection for the two of them I have fears that they may not like one another.
don't listen to dromepixie, she is biased
the best way to eat them is to mix them up into an unidentifiable goo and just shovel it into your mouth faster than you can swallow.
actually don't listen to me either. as even though I have a great deal of affection for the two of them I have fears that they may not like one another.
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
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Location: The Underworld
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Location: The Underworld
Posted:
My advice to you oh pure one, is as follows:
Marmite - Spread it thin.
Nutella - Spread it THICK!
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My advice to you oh pure one, is as follows:
Marmite - Spread it thin.
Nutella - Spread it THICK!
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Try them on hot toast...that's the best. The nutella melts into the toast and it's lovely....and marmite just goes well with toast!
And i agree....Spread marmite thinly and nutella thickly
Try them on hot toast...that's the best. The nutella melts into the toast and it's lovely....and marmite just goes well with toast!
And i agree....Spread marmite thinly and nutella thickly
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Location: San Diego California
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Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Man Cassandra sent me Nutella all the way from France and I have still not recieved it. That really depresses me. If anybody knows where I can get it here in the good ole US of A please let me know I am craving the ooie gooie goodness of Nutella!
Man Cassandra sent me Nutella all the way from France and I have still not recieved it. That really depresses me. If anybody knows where I can get it here in the good ole US of A please let me know I am craving the ooie gooie goodness of Nutella!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Ray, go to Safeway or Vons or whatever your local equivalent is. I assure you that they'll have it. And if not, just ask them to order it.
Ray, go to Safeway or Vons or whatever your local equivalent is. I assure you that they'll have it. And if not, just ask them to order it.
-Mike
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Location: Oxford, U.K.
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Location: Oxford, U.K.
Posted:
here's somthing you could try with a bannana from the nutella newbie thread ... look bout half way down the page.
here's somthing you could try with a bannana from the nutella newbie thread ... look bout half way down the page.
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Two dead men got up to fight,
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
I recommend that you try the Nutella first, because even if you spread it really thick, the taste's not going to linger for about 3 hours.
If you eat the marmite first, you'll probably still be able to taste it through the nutella and it'll taste rank.
Also, I second DFQ's advice, spread the marmite really, really thin - it's pretty potent
I recommend that you try the Nutella first, because even if you spread it really thick, the taste's not going to linger for about 3 hours.
If you eat the marmite first, you'll probably still be able to taste it through the nutella and it'll taste rank.
Also, I second DFQ's advice, spread the marmite really, really thin - it's pretty potent
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Location: England
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Location: England
Posted:
I highly recommend marmite on hot crumpets its the dogs you know what.
Never tried nuttella on crumpets but do know that its is most scrumtiddleyumptious on pancakes, oo theres a thought marmite on pancakes maybe 1 4 the future
I highly recommend marmite on hot crumpets its the dogs you know what.
Never tried nuttella on crumpets but do know that its is most scrumtiddleyumptious on pancakes, oo theres a thought marmite on pancakes maybe 1 4 the future
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729 posts
Location: OK, USA
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Location: OK, USA
Posted:
The test has come and passed, and I feel I am a better man for having tried both of these products. My review follows:
Nutella - this stuff is a decadent slice of Heaven! I fear the repercussions it will have on my arteries if I allow it to become a habit but it's nonetheless one of the sweetest toppings I have ever tasted.
Marmite - good Heavens people what were they smoking when they invented this sludge? If I were to set some skunky beer outside and distill all the liquid out of it, leaving a horrendous mass of gelatinous sewage in the glass, it would not begin to compare to the awful reek this compound carries with it. Not only did they engineer it to trip my gag reflex, it also has some sort of adhesive that causes it to coat my teeth with its funk and torment me mercilessly for the following several moments. I need some 151 to cleanse my palate after ingesting this dreck!
Anyway, purely personal opinions
The test has come and passed, and I feel I am a better man for having tried both of these products. My review follows:
Nutella - this stuff is a decadent slice of Heaven! I fear the repercussions it will have on my arteries if I allow it to become a habit but it's nonetheless one of the sweetest toppings I have ever tasted.
Marmite - good Heavens people what were they smoking when they invented this sludge? If I were to set some skunky beer outside and distill all the liquid out of it, leaving a horrendous mass of gelatinous sewage in the glass, it would not begin to compare to the awful reek this compound carries with it. Not only did they engineer it to trip my gag reflex, it also has some sort of adhesive that causes it to coat my teeth with its funk and torment me mercilessly for the following several moments. I need some 151 to cleanse my palate after ingesting this dreck!
Anyway, purely personal opinions
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Honestly, if the U.S. ever goes to war with the U.K., I think that the "Marmite test" will be the way that we'll find a spy. If you give a guy some Marmite and he gags, he's an American...
Honestly, if the U.S. ever goes to war with the U.K., I think that the "Marmite test" will be the way that we'll find a spy. If you give a guy some Marmite and he gags, he's an American...
-Mike
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Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
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Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
Posted:
Canada LOVES Nutella!(At least my part of canada does)marmite on the otherhand, ive never heard of, but it sounds like some kind of forest animal. not to offend anyone, but if you can load a peice of toast with nutella and it doesnt even compare to the rankness of the thinnest layer of marmite, then the choice is obvious. GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!
Canada LOVES Nutella!(At least my part of canada does)marmite on the otherhand, ive never heard of, but it sounds like some kind of forest animal. not to offend anyone, but if you can load a peice of toast with nutella and it doesnt even compare to the rankness of the thinnest layer of marmite, then the choice is obvious. GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!
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Location: Calgary alberta Canada
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Location: Calgary alberta Canada
Posted:
marmite
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crepes are great though and nutella goes with anything sugar based...
marmite
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crepes are great though and nutella goes with anything sugar based...
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
What did I tell you Brody?!
I TOO think the makes were smoking crack when they invented marmite but lots of people eat and (oh my god!) enjoy, so i guess more power to them!
Ciao, love hugs, drome
What did I tell you Brody?!
I TOO think the makes were smoking crack when they invented marmite but lots of people eat and (oh my god!) enjoy, so i guess more power to them!
Ciao, love hugs, drome
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Posted:
Marmite is only good for making gravy. Vegemite is only slightly better.
Nutella all the way!!! I am also pleased to say that I found fluff&nutella combined in the one jar at my supermarket the other day. It was stripey!!!
Marmite is only good for making gravy. Vegemite is only slightly better.
Nutella all the way!!! I am also pleased to say that I found fluff&nutella combined in the one jar at my supermarket the other day. It was stripey!!!
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Posted:
I agree that nutella is king but really does marmite truly deserve that bashing that it receives across this site.
Marmite has it's place in the universe, when spread thinly (to all that stated that marmite MUST be spread thinly I wholeheartedly agree) it is delicious, with cheese it is superb, toasted cheese and marmite sandwiches, great food.
*heads off to evilly start swapping nutella and marmite labels(maybe jars as well), causing all kinds of troubles throughout the world, mwa ha*
I agree that nutella is king but really does marmite truly deserve that bashing that it receives across this site.
Marmite has it's place in the universe, when spread thinly (to all that stated that marmite MUST be spread thinly I wholeheartedly agree) it is delicious, with cheese it is superb, toasted cheese and marmite sandwiches, great food.
*heads off to evilly start swapping nutella and marmite labels(maybe jars as well), causing all kinds of troubles throughout the world, mwa ha*
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
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Posted:
Hmmmm, I am gonna take a lot of convincing, sub darling. How's about I bring round the nutella body paint, & you bring the marmite + brush, & we see which is more successful
Hmmmm, I am gonna take a lot of convincing, sub darling. How's about I bring round the nutella body paint, & you bring the marmite + brush, & we see which is more successful
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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old hand
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Location: Bath, England
old hand
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Location: Bath, England
Posted:
Nutella body paint is definately going to win!!
However I do enjoy marmite but it has to be in the right context - as body paint it would be a definate flop but on hot toast or even cheese on toast it is yummy
Mark P
Nutella body paint is definately going to win!!
However I do enjoy marmite but it has to be in the right context - as body paint it would be a definate flop but on hot toast or even cheese on toast it is yummy
Mark P
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Location: San Diego California
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Location: San Diego California
Posted:
I want Cassandra's Nutella though
I want Cassandra's Nutella though
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom
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Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom
Posted:
Anyone ever tried marmite cheddar? Actually cheddar with marmite included in the cheese making process? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
J
Anyone ever tried marmite cheddar? Actually cheddar with marmite included in the cheese making process? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
J
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