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PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA

Posted: 10th Feb 2005
I loved this! biggrin

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

b) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

c) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

d) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

e) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted: 10th Feb 2005
ubblol

I always wanted to learn another language!

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 10th Feb 2005

Written by: Pele

Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

Or some variation of! wink

MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
All the more reaons for me to convert to my second language for good! Yay!!!

DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Posted: 11th Feb 2005

I have allways wanted to learn Latin..... Et Honeste XD

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
Speaking 3 languages makes you "Tri-lingual".

Speaking 2 languages makes you "Bi-Lingual".

Speaking 1 language makes you "American".

Hey, I live here!

Socks

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
boy that's reassuring.........and all this time i thought it was the fast food...... ubblol

thanks for clearing that up pele wink

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
ubblol

Thats good, biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
I suck at languages, I studied Spanish for 4 years and only managed an F at GCSE! ubblol

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
Well im lucky enough to speak to languages fluently so i can alwys drop the english, its crap anyway

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
I would like to learn Japanese but have a feeling i wouldnt get very far frown

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
oui, c'est tres vrais... aww, crap. it's been to long since i took french. i'll just have to resign myself to dying an early death.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
Hey! Does sign language count as English? ubbloco

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Posted: 11th Feb 2005
erm.....

.....perhaps its not english that kills you....

(this could be risky)

.....but the mis-use of english?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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