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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
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Posted:
Thank you studio

Hi and welcome to Channel 7 news with me, Nuggit. I'm here with Professor Notalot, the leading authority on woodchucks.

Professor, just how much wood must a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck must chuck wood?

Well Nuggit, we have to take in to account the age of the Woodchuck, as well as it's own personal experience. Most Woodchucks average 10 to 12 but a young healthy Woodchuck can easily manage more.[/]

Really? What other factors can effect the end result?

Ah, the most problematic factor is the weather, I mean if it's a really windy day, the trojectory of the wood is less, culminating in more effort and exersion from the Woodchuck. And on rainy days, it's near impossible to reach 5 or 6 owing to the slippery nature of the Woodchuck.

And professor, can we expect good things from this years Woodchucking olympics?

Oh definitatly yes. We've got some really good up-and-coming young Woodchucks who are more than qualified for this sort of thing, all in all, it's going to be a good show.

And there we have it, a bloody good show! Next week I'll be interviewing the Three blind Mice in connection with the murder of Humpty Dumpty last weekend.

Nuggit sitstill, Channel 7 news, at the olympics.

Over to the studio.

ubbloco

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ROBZILLAHAIL TO THE KING BABY
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Posted:
i already posted this thread about 2 weeks ago!!!!

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wink beat me to it robzilla hug

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ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Bubbles_SILVER Member
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Posted:
if a woodchuck chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

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Nellen03stranger
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Location: USA

Posted:
Today i brought a question which is that i want to buy some tiger wood and i dont know its proper price if anyone know here than contact here back....?

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