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305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
right....
i've just chopped a fresh pineapple for work and some bugger has put some pineapple in the middle. i wanted rings.....
which one of you was it????
they do grow hollow in the middle, don't they? and if not....who eats the bit from the middle before they go in the tin?
B x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*hides at the talk of eating pineapples*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
i used a really big knife...and pretty much hacked it as well..i wasnt gentle.havent eaten any yet...im saving that pleasure for later.....
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
wasnt me.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
*guilty look then slinks away*
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
ooh... I LOVE the inside bits! I'll eat them if you want...
*sighs* should just do what I love doing... chop the pineapple in half and scoop out the flesh with a spoon... 'tis awesome... been to long since I did that... and I think Gita gave me weird looks, lol
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
pineapple *shudder*
back
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
i have no idea whats going on. i think its better for me this way.
You'll find me on the dance floor
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
the bits in the middle are used for pineapple chunks i'm sure.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
They probably squeeze them for juice and feed them to livestock.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
hmm, the middle bit of a pineapple.
that would mean...
my BRAIN!!!!
*runs away covering ears*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Um sorry Becs I own up, twas me. I couldn't resist the look of ya face when the middle bit was all filled in
What did ya think of my hady work? Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Summer pineapples are the best. It's like eating liqiuid gold...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
is that another of your connotations mr lightning?
(if it's not, you may want to run a search for liquid gold in google.co.uk
) 145 posts
Location: South-East Ohio (the foothills of the Appalacian M...
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Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!
Scary and yet somehow, exciting....mmm pineapple....
"...heaven is ordering a six piece chicken nugget and getting seven...and a switchblade."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
if you eat too much it starts disolving your gums
not nice trust me
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In other words, it's the thumps bump
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
pineapple...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drools*
divine... *runs off to get some*
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Pineapple is so nice, fresh pinaple that is. The tinned [censored] is so disgusting and ....proscesed. Not to mention it just tastes like tin yuk. Eat pinaples fresh or dont eat them at all.
Must eat fruit now.....
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
i made a shocking discovery.....
at work today they told me that theres a pineapple corer like an apple corer.
some evil person/machine goes round DELIBERATELY ruining pineapples to put them in tins like rejects.
go - pineapple salvation starts now......buy them whole!!!
....
Then chop em up!
B x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i like coring apples. it's fun. it must be a big one to do a pineapple. but strawberry's are better.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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