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Login/Join to ParticipateStar Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Celebrated my birthday last night - woke up to find the usual clothes all over the floor but then a number of other pointers to enebriation of the extreme kind...
Every light in the house on - including the bedroom
A lump the size of an egg on my forehead - complete with graze
Front door unlocked and even more worrying no keys to be found anywhere!
I'm now a prisoner in my own home cos I can't leave til I find them! Have checked all the obvious places (several times, just to be sure 
) so now contemplating turning the house upsidedown but hangover screaming 'No Feckin Way!'Have learnt something new - do not drink things called Zombie that cost £7 a throw!
* wonders how she got to 49 without discovering this immutable truth*
So what are your tell-tale signs and/or worst waking moments?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Zombies sound fun.
Only i don't want your escourt, i don't want to wake up with an egg shaped lump on my head, sounds painful.
I don't think there was enough alcohol involved at my birthday. By the time i was getting into the swing of things people were going home
next birthday i need a bigger house so more people can stay
Glad you had a wicked birthday E - i'll plan the next one if you like!
Gayle.....!
6,650 posts
Lethal stuff *cracks up a raw egg, adds sugar and stirs*
So your mate was almost as pi55ed as you? Well...
You know it's been a good night, when you wake up:
noticing that you wear clothes that are not yours and have no idea how you got into them, or out of yours...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm not sure if I should admit this but a good night when...
"so WHAT nationality are you again??"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
member
59 posts
Location: Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
i always think if u dont remeber it, dont admit it lol
that will b alrite!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
One isnt that smart with a hangover!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
6,650 posts
universal language of love is the moaning so different, except for the french part? the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Location: Currently nr Salisbury, but occasionally Bath, or ...
Written by: Rouge Dragon
"so WHAT nationality are you again??"
I can safely say I've never been there... although i did makes with a women with whom we had one word in common: the name of the local cocktail delicacy. I can't remember what it was, but it hurt in the morning.
Surprisingly, we remembered each other in the pub the next evening!
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
the worst morning i had was on my 21st i woke up in hospital got up and went looking for my boots in nothing but a bikini a white fishing hat and rainbow toe socks. Dont know what happened that night most of it is black but i know that a friend found me befor i started to black out so thats good. so girls watch your drinks
Also when you wake up and some one has washed you and put you in your pjs. always freeks me out
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
when you start night/morning(12-4) day off in a spa, before you go to bed for a few hours, only to be woken up by the house owners father shouting at you that you were 'smirking'.
then when you get given a lift home your brother offers to drive to MDs to get you too much breakfast, so you go back to sleep
only to get up at midday without a hangover but feeling increbily tripped for the rest of the day, with an occasional stumble
yay for good nights "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Waking up in the middle of a cornfield with just a towel round me was a bit unnerving but not nearly so bad as subsequently finding out the door was locked so I I couldn't get in and having the neighbours walk past me in the morning asleep on the doorstep trying to hide my modesty with the smallish towel
Seems I'd climbed out over the balcony in my sleep and crossed a main road to get to the field
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
when you wake up in the morning to find that you are still drunk
Quid Pro Quo
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wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
When your bag of chips starts to ring like your cell phone
That was a confusing morning, the sad thing is it took me awhile to realize why my chips were ringing
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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