All BC ppl - What shall we do with the drunken Premier?

I had this emailed to me I thought it was funny:

ON THE ISLE OF MAUI
(Sung to the tune of: What Shall We do with the Drunken Sailor?)

What shall we do with a drunken Premier?
What shall we do with a drunken Premier?
What shall we do with a drunken Premier?
On the Isle of Maui.

The right lane s been his political motto,
But straight down the centre in a rental auto,
Hard to do when you re driving blotto ,
On the Isle of Maui.

Bought his booze from a private vendor,
That s what you do for an island bender,
Say to the policeman I surrender,
On the Isle of Maui

Stand on one leg, glare of the flashlight,
Walk in a straight line on this dark night,
Weaving now but at least he s going right ,
On the Isle of Maui.

Blow in the tube of the breathalyser,
A taxi s cheap; Gord, you re no miser ,
One year older, still not wiser,
On the Isle of Maui.

Put him in the back of the police cruiser,
Drunk tank next, like a common boozer,
B.C. s top man What a loser!
On the Isle of Maui.

Your guilt you say is uncontested,
Stepping down has been suggested,
Gord, the Shame!, you ve been arrested!
On the Isle of Maui.

Moral high ground in opposition,
Resign, you d cry with great derision,
Perhaps you ll re-think your position,
On the Isle of Maui.

Driving drunk can lead to ruin - ye,
Foolish man we may impugn thee,
Gordon - What a big Kahuni!,
On the Isle of Maui.

All right for those of you who don't know a Premier of a Provence is the same as a Govenor of a state in the US.
Last week Premier of BC (of my provence), Gordon Campbell was arrested for blowing 2 times over the legal limit in Maui.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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