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What is it, anyway?
And who came up with the idea?
-Mike
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of course, only if they are truly "all in a row" for my convinience
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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lol rouge!
I think we all know what cockles resemble
Cockles of course!
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Hmmm...
Oysters...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I dunno. Cockles don't look so bad to me.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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they're not maids! they're 'hot chicks'. but i suppose they'll do. do they serve cockles?
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I dont think I have ever seen a guy complain about being presented with "hot chicks all in a row"
And i don't know if they serve cockles, you might need to ask them. but i'd be careful you explain what you want or you might get a good slapping!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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i'd rather be slapping their...........*ahem*
"hi, yeah, i was wondering if i could eat your cockles...."
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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'Nice Oyster'
'Ooo! I can see the pearl!'
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Location: Adelaide
mmm cockles! Salty goodness!
And back on the topic of haggis we have an Australian equivalent that is called 'meat pie' and to the best of my knowledge it contains lips and arseholes as well as other miscellaneous body parts from undisclosed mammal sources.
Doesn’t stop me eating them though. Amazing what you can do with a bit of gravy!
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The Chinese put all sorts of offal in their cuisine
As mentioned in earlier post - the deep fried intestines which were very nice until I found something in it that should've been washed away more thoroughly.
But I have vivid memories as a 5 year old of mum washing a pig's lung by filling it up with water under the tap and emptying it out again, like a balloon. Was used in soup.
Satay tripe is LOVELY though...
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Yep the Chinese have definitely got some crazy stuff going on. Its kind of fun trying to work out what part of the animal it came from. I had Yum Cha the other night and finally worked up the courage to have the chickens feet. Not reccomended! But I admire the way that they use the whole animal, it is a stark contrast to western cultures that throw most of the animal away.
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It took me a while to take to teh chicken feet but when done right - marinaded and steamed with black beans it can be lovely.
It's strange what each country considers the delicacy. Over in the west we tend to favour chicken breast but the chinese, it's always an honour or a goodwill gesture to receive/give the chicken drumstick. And some people fight over the fish head as well!.
I love the roe in ANY steamed fish. As a kid it made me feel like I was eating HUNDREDS of fishes at once.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Neon you reming me of the Walrus and the Carpenter wandering down the beach serenading the oysters only to get great satisfaction from consuming the lot. I can picture your eyes lighting up and hands rubbing together when you discover a bounty of roe! Just think of the potential the poor little buggers would have had if you hadnt come along.
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Dried Oysters are another favourite of mine. Best used in a pork/shiitake/water chestnut/oyster steamed patty or 'meatcake' as they call it (actually literally translated it 'meat biscuit' but it doesn't sound right - then again same for 'moon-biscuit')
So not far off from the truth jungleboy...
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*downs a kilpatrick*
yay for seafood!
yay for Australian Haggis! pastry is so much nicer than intestine skin
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Lol! Don't think we use sheep guts n e more! Not very...nice.
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*droool*
lol
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i'd rather be slapping their...........*ahem*
"hi, yeah, i was wondering if i could eat your cockles...."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
you SO make that seem dirtier than it was neamnt to be!
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as if that wasn't supposed to be dirty!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Mr. Majestic, my dear, I do believe your halo is resting on your horns.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
*evilgrin* LIES!
my halo hangs from the light fitting i'm standing under!
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