Forums > Introductions > Now that's Evolution.. From horses to enya....

Well, I finally have an intro thread... Did you know i'm the sort of person to get part way through something and then become intensely distracted by another part of existence and my own conciousness--or lack thereof it at the time...
Well.. I've recently enrolled in the Monkey Magic school of enlightenment which includes improvised quotes from the Great Sage himself!! Those around me are automatically entitled to hear this great wisdom. HAHAHAHA YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE!!!
Damn.. I just lost..
Well.. to finish off my intro with a er.little? quote from this evening's dinner table -

Brettstar: 'On the first day of christmas i had a NAH..'
Me: 'on the second day of christmas i had a stress and a NAH'
Brettstar: on the third day of christmas i had an anyurism a stress and a NAH

etc.. to:

On the 11th day of christmas i was admitted to a mental hospital, went to KUALA LUMPAR, took acid,was coming down from yesterdays acid from accidently ingesting acid, was wired on coffee, drank heaps,ate too much, had an anyurism a stress and a NAH

on the 12 day of christmas I felt like s**T,
and on the 26th day of christmas there was a tidal wave....

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration. Life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie