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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You know you work in St Kilda when someone doesn't even bother going into the bathrooms to snort cocaine.
I know this is traditionally done with work industry, but I laughed so much when that happened last night I had to bend the rules!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
You know you work for Poje when you go home sore and crying.....
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
you know you dont work when you're mjk
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
You know you work in South Africa when a major download that is almost complete is cut because of the stupid power shortage!
Damn you Eskom!!!!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.
Kupo!
198 posts
Location: auckland
You no you work as a courier when you learn to swear out the drivers window and drive over round abouts
please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
You know you're a doctor when your roommate vomits and you catch it in a mixing bowl without so much as twitching an eyebrow.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom
You know your a secret agent when you get your license to kill.
Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!
Member
Location: USA
you know you're a culinary student when someone jumps out of a bush and beats your ass when you go to a mcdonalds.
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Written by :jarle
You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.
that made me lulz. so so true.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by :Mr MajestikWritten by :jarle
You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.
that made me lulz. so so true.
yup! me too!! Kinda scary really!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Written by :Neon_Shaolin
You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...
Oh my word! I do that all the time! Hehe!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
You know yer a HoPper when you don;t get any work done while your at work...
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA
I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.
This might be location specific, but-- you know you're in food service when you learn some Spanish but all you know are curse words.
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...
You know you work in telesales when you start getting excited whenever people sound friendly on the phone.
Idolized by Aurinoko
Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
Bob Dylan
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA
You know your in music retail when all you hear is a symphony of 300 guitar players, all playing out of tune and not even the same song, but you can still focus on the one kid that is going to be a star.
Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom
Written by :GeoffonTour04
you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections
So true.
Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
you know you work with young offenders when you can actually have a conversation with someone who has committed some horrible crime...or you talk to colleagues about a client seriously injuring another person with the same tone you speak about a client who stole some clothes...
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Member
37 posts
Location: USA
You must be an office manager when you have to teach the same four guys how to do the same two things every day.
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
You know you're a zookeeper when you read this
Written by :CaffeinatedKatieand think the comment's about lemurs.
I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
489 posts
Location: Perth
You know you're a med student... when you get sick and they refuse to let you in the hospital, for over a week. WOOHOO, HOLIDAY!! *cough, splutter, cough*
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
you know you work in a pizza pallor when the concept of a pizza party makes you physically ill.
You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
hehe I like the phrase "pizza pallor", might have to be used on some of my junk-food loving friends....
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you know you work in hospitality when the people who hold the power are the customers...
yes i know that can apply to a zillion jobs but I think there's some **** about to go down at my work.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
59 posts
Location: Connecticut
what kind of hospitality? like a hotel?
DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
You know you work in palliative care when someone asks you at a party what you do for a living and you get to say 'death'.
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
59 posts
Location: Connecticut
=D sounds like fun. almost as cool as pizza pallor! or maybe you deal with the aftereffects of pizza pallor.
DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom
You know you work as a bricklayer when you complain about the weather because its too cold, too hot, rainning, too sunny, too windy ect.
Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Working in a pizza parlour? I used to, and you know you work in a pizza restaurant when every delivery order after 11pm is from stoners.
And Oni, I work in a pub.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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