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><< The other night I was invited out for a night with "The Boys".>>I told my wife that I would be home by midnight.promise!>>Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.>>At around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.>>Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and>cuckooed 3 times.>>Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine>times.>>I was really proud of myself, having a quick and witty solution, even when>smashed, to escape a possible conflict.>>The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her 12>o'clock.>>She didn't seem disturbed at all.>>Whew! Got away with that one!>>She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.>>When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three>times, then said "Oh fuck," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.">enjoy....Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
><< The other night I was invited out for a night with "The Boys".>>I told my wife that I would be home by midnight.promise!>>Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.>>At around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.>>Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and>cuckooed 3 times.>>Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine>times.>>I was really proud of myself, having a quick and witty solution, even when>smashed, to escape a possible conflict.>>The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her 12>o'clock.>>She didn't seem disturbed at all.>>Whew! Got away with that one!>>She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.>>When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three>times, then said "Oh fuck," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.">enjoy....Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
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Location: germany
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Posted:
that's another 10 points.i just read it to my girl and she laughed hard!
that's another 10 points.i just read it to my girl and she laughed hard!
frank bentzin
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Location: Liverpool, NY, USA
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Location: Liverpool, NY, USA
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that was fanfuckintastic!!!! keep them coming------------------the music feeds my soul that glows and grows with every spin i take.
that was fanfuckintastic!!!! keep them coming------------------the music feeds my soul that glows and grows with every spin i take.
the music feeds my soul that glows and grows with every spin i take.
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Location: NY, USA
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Location: NY, USA
Posted:
LMAO.Thanks super...You're super.(cheese cheese, i couldn't help it.)
LMAO.Thanks super...You're super.(cheese cheese, i couldn't help it.)
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Location: NY, USA
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I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to say that... maybe sinse I joined.
I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to say that... maybe sinse I joined.
Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...
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