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Location: UK
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Location: UK
Posted:
Hello good evening and welcome, we have a lot to get through so if you are sitting comfortably I shall begin
Name: Dan
Location: UK
Hometown: Croydon (not my fault)
Age: Older than I act (by quite some way)
Sex: M
Occupation(s): warping the minds of the young
Favorite Food(s): Steak, chips, crisps, peanuts, toast, peanut butter I could go on but I won't.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? In order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow must beat it's wings 43 times ever second .
Toys: Diabolo, staff, clubs, contact juggling, torches, flower sticks
Hobbies other than the obvious: running, weight lifting, video gaming, playing bass, and music in general.
Please note for the next 3 questions I am just going to write the ones that come into my head that I like, there are many others which I have forgotten or left off for fear of making this the longest intro ever
Favorite Book(s): American Gods, Soul Music, The Hard good bye
Favorite Movie(s): Fight club, Batman, Airplane
Favorite TV show(s):Big Bang theory, Bottom, Futurama
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? I don;t know but I bet I could make a fortune selling tickets.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I have no intention of doing any such thing.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Metallica, 36 crazyfists (which should probably go on my movie list as well), Disturbed, The Boss, Drowning pool, Dire Straits, Rob Zombie, Nils Lofgren, Paul Simon, Elliott Smith, Deftones, The Bluetones, Everclear (OK I'll stop now but many more I forgot as well)
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? no it's the fat that makes your bum look big the pants are doing their best to hold it in!
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* Is it wrong that I'm not really a fan of any? Give me peanut butter every time.
Hello good evening and welcome, we have a lot to get through so if you are sitting comfortably I shall begin
Name: Dan
Location: UK
Hometown: Croydon (not my fault)
Age: Older than I act (by quite some way)
Sex: M
Occupation(s): warping the minds of the young
Favorite Food(s): Steak, chips, crisps, peanuts, toast, peanut butter I could go on but I won't.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? In order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow must beat it's wings 43 times ever second .
Toys: Diabolo, staff, clubs, contact juggling, torches, flower sticks
Hobbies other than the obvious: running, weight lifting, video gaming, playing bass, and music in general.
Please note for the next 3 questions I am just going to write the ones that come into my head that I like, there are many others which I have forgotten or left off for fear of making this the longest intro ever
Favorite Book(s): American Gods, Soul Music, The Hard good bye
Favorite Movie(s): Fight club, Batman, Airplane
Favorite TV show(s):Big Bang theory, Bottom, Futurama
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? I don;t know but I bet I could make a fortune selling tickets.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I have no intention of doing any such thing.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Metallica, 36 crazyfists (which should probably go on my movie list as well), Disturbed, The Boss, Drowning pool, Dire Straits, Rob Zombie, Nils Lofgren, Paul Simon, Elliott Smith, Deftones, The Bluetones, Everclear (OK I'll stop now but many more I forgot as well)
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? no it's the fat that makes your bum look big the pants are doing their best to hold it in!
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* Is it wrong that I'm not really a fan of any? Give me peanut butter every time.
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Posted:
Not read the last one, but good choice of books otherwise.
Welcome to HoP!
Peanut butter is nearly as bad as Nutella, since it contains nuts. Which attracts squirrels. Which is bad.
But welcome anyway.
Not read the last one, but good choice of books otherwise.
Welcome to HoP!
Peanut butter is nearly as bad as Nutella, since it contains nuts. Which attracts squirrels. Which is bad.
But welcome anyway.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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3 posts
Location: UK
3 posts
Location: UK
Posted:
Thank you for the welcome.
The last book is actually a graphic novel by Frank Miller (it's the first Sin City book and the main one in the film)
What do you have against squirrels? They are cute and fuzzy. At least they're not as bad as the Elks.
Thank you for the welcome.
The last book is actually a graphic novel by Frank Miller (it's the first Sin City book and the main one in the film)
What do you have against squirrels? They are cute and fuzzy. At least they're not as bad as the Elks.
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Posted:
Ah, well, nothing against Frank Miller at all. Just not read much of his stuff.
There are pictures buried all over the forum of the evil that are squirrels.
Ah, well, nothing against Frank Miller at all. Just not read much of his stuff.
There are pictures buried all over the forum of the evil that are squirrels.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Posted:
Nutella and PB are both wins! Don't listen to Aston.
*beats Aston with a rolled up newspaper*
Welcome to HoP!
Nutella and PB are both wins! Don't listen to Aston.
*beats Aston with a rolled up newspaper*
Welcome to HoP!
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