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Posted:
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,
there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...
dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,
there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...
dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch
regret nothing, learn everything
fire_light_movement
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Homer : Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic book Store guy : I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8kp interent connection to a 1.5 megabyte fibre optic T1 line, will you be able to provide an IP routor that is compatible with my token ring ether net lan configuration?
Homer : Can I have some money now?
Homer : Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic book Store guy : I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8kp interent connection to a 1.5 megabyte fibre optic T1 line, will you be able to provide an IP routor that is compatible with my token ring ether net lan configuration?
Homer : Can I have some money now?
Thomas
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Does this contest end? And am I the only one playing by the rules?
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen.
Does this contest end? And am I the only one playing by the rules?
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
Bart :why dosn't she like me? Is cause i've worn the same cloths for six years?
Lisa : face it she's the priest daughter and your the devils kabanna boy
Bart :why dosn't she like me? Is cause i've worn the same cloths for six years?
Lisa : face it she's the priest daughter and your the devils kabanna boy
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Posted:
this contest has a life span of one month from the day i posted the thread... and if the rule breaking was in relation to drome dont woz nyc, her quotes are just window dressing, how would it be fair to the rest of you if i let my hot water bottle enter the contest...
mythmitch
this contest has a life span of one month from the day i posted the thread... and if the rule breaking was in relation to drome dont woz nyc, her quotes are just window dressing, how would it be fair to the rest of you if i let my hot water bottle enter the contest...
mythmitch
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fire_light_movement
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Posted:
Homer : Hello, my name is Mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me
Post Office Guy : Ok Mr Burns, uh whats your first name?
Homer : I.. don't know.....
Homer : Hello, my name is Mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me
Post Office Guy : Ok Mr Burns, uh whats your first name?
Homer : I.. don't know.....
Thomas
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Location: Queensland
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Location: Queensland
Posted:
i loooovveee this one....
Homer to marge....
"you want the truth..you want the truth...you cant handle the truth, cuz when you put your hand into a pile of goo, thats your best friends face, you don't know what to do...forget it marge..its china town"
aarrrhahahhahahah my favourite!!!!!
(ps im a simpsonist)
i loooovveee this one....
Homer to marge....
"you want the truth..you want the truth...you cant handle the truth, cuz when you put your hand into a pile of goo, thats your best friends face, you don't know what to do...forget it marge..its china town"
aarrrhahahhahahah my favourite!!!!!
(ps im a simpsonist)
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Posted:
Chief Wiggum answering the Phone
Errr, youve dialled the wrong number. This is 9 -1 ....errr... 2
Chief Wiggum answering the Phone
Errr, youve dialled the wrong number. This is 9 -1 ....errr... 2
So much fire, so little body hair...
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
I think thomas has the best quotes !.
I think thomas has the best quotes !.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Posted:
Homer: Now you all stay here for a minute while I go over this way and try to get my bearings.......
What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all!
Echo: murdered us all, murdered us all...
Shut up!
Echo: shut up, shut up...
D'oh!
Echo: d'oh, d'oh!...
Homer: Now you all stay here for a minute while I go over this way and try to get my bearings.......
What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all!
Echo: murdered us all, murdered us all...
Shut up!
Echo: shut up, shut up...
D'oh!
Echo: d'oh, d'oh!...
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
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Posted:
Bart: First dibs, I get to lick the beaters.... woah, ah ah ah.. liza, by tung iz tuck in de beeterz. by tung!
Bart: First dibs, I get to lick the beaters.... woah, ah ah ah.. liza, by tung iz tuck in de beeterz. by tung!
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
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Posted:
Futurama
space invaders need to do laundry too... I mean... look at donkey kong here... have you smelled his loin cloth? (I can't remember who said it though so does it still count?)
Simpsons
When Cecil tries to blow up the dam that
Bart and Sideshow Bob are hanging from:
And now, to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears.... Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.
Futurama
space invaders need to do laundry too... I mean... look at donkey kong here... have you smelled his loin cloth? (I can't remember who said it though so does it still count?)
Simpsons
When Cecil tries to blow up the dam that
Bart and Sideshow Bob are hanging from:
And now, to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears.... Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
"My teacher said she's tired of crying"
-Ralph, on why he isn't in school today.
"My teacher said she's tired of crying"
-Ralph, on why he isn't in school today.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
kent brokeman: "tonight we meet a man who has been hicuping for 37 yrs"
man: hic "kill me" hic "kill me" hic "kill me"
kent brokeman: "tonight we meet a man who has been hicuping for 37 yrs"
man: hic "kill me" hic "kill me" hic "kill me"
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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Marge: Grampa, are you sitting in the apple pie?
Grampa: I sure hope so.
Marge: Grampa, are you sitting in the apple pie?
Grampa: I sure hope so.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet!
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Leela: "Look at that 5 o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?"
Bender: "Hey, what I don't do is none of your business."
Leela: "Please, Bender, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself, then for the people who love you."
Bender: "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"
---
Fry: "Bender! You're blind stinking sober!"
Bender: "That's right, I'm sober and crazy and I dunno what I might do!"
Fry: "Don't do it!"
Bender: "I dunno what it is yet! ...Oh yeah, now I remember."
geeze i love bender! (and bender)
[ 23. January 2003, 04:29: Message edited by: bender™ ]
Leela: "Look at that 5 o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?"
Bender: "Hey, what I don't do is none of your business."
Leela: "Please, Bender, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself, then for the people who love you."
Bender: "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"
---
Fry: "Bender! You're blind stinking sober!"
Bender: "That's right, I'm sober and crazy and I dunno what I might do!"
Fry: "Don't do it!"
Bender: "I dunno what it is yet! ...Oh yeah, now I remember."
geeze i love bender! (and bender)
[ 23. January 2003, 04:29: Message edited by: bender™ ]
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Marge: I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us!
Homer: Sorry Marge, some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
Marge: I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us!
Homer: Sorry Marge, some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
ambiguous
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Location: Mpls, MN, USA
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Location: Mpls, MN, USA
Posted:
Not a quote, just part of an episode, but the one where they looked into each simpsons day. Where homer got his finger cut off, bart and milhouse got in trouble with the fireworks, yeah, that one.
I love the scene where lisa is running trying to turn in her gramar robot and they have the Run Lola Run soundtrack going.
that rocks
Not a quote, just part of an episode, but the one where they looked into each simpsons day. Where homer got his finger cut off, bart and milhouse got in trouble with the fireworks, yeah, that one.
I love the scene where lisa is running trying to turn in her gramar robot and they have the Run Lola Run soundtrack going.
that rocks
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the man with the flaming pants
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Location: Brisvegas, Aust
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Location: Brisvegas, Aust
Posted:
I havent read all of them but i hope noone has this one already
Ralph in the play for Mr Burns.
Hi I'm Doctor Stupid Head, I'm going to cut your liver bones out.
whoops your dead.
I havent read all of them but i hope noone has this one already
Ralph in the play for Mr Burns.
Hi I'm Doctor Stupid Head, I'm going to cut your liver bones out.
whoops your dead.
It's all good
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Posted:
Futurama
FRY: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Simpsons
HOMER: A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Futurama
FRY: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Simpsons
HOMER: A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Location: Queensland
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Posted:
ok another great......
Homer "Oh Margey, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workey"!!!!!!
eeeeehhheheheheheheheh
ok another great......
Homer "Oh Margey, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workey"!!!!!!
eeeeehhheheheheheheheh
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
"Oh squishy lady, you've had less than 8 kids, haven't you?!" -Apu, while in the back room with the squishy lady.
And yes Jello, that episode, a take off on the movie "Go" is pretty dang funny...
"Oh squishy lady, you've had less than 8 kids, haven't you?!" -Apu, while in the back room with the squishy lady.
And yes Jello, that episode, a take off on the movie "Go" is pretty dang funny...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
Thanks Ivan,
Homer Simpson singing with the Flintsons theme " Yabba Dabba dooo, Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's just about to hit a chest nut tree... arghhhh"
Thanks Ivan,
Homer Simpson singing with the Flintsons theme " Yabba Dabba dooo, Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's just about to hit a chest nut tree... arghhhh"
Thomas
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Now with extra strawberries
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Now with extra strawberries
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Location: Canberra, Australia
Posted:
i think that this was used in both futureama and the simpsons but im not sure and i don;t know who said it
"it feels like theres a party in my mouth and every ones throwing up"
Missie
i think that this was used in both futureama and the simpsons but im not sure and i don;t know who said it
"it feels like theres a party in my mouth and every ones throwing up"
Missie
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Posted:
i can't believe it hasn't been said yet....
"Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're big, they're about 400 pounds...they make ice... No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you have to drink another woman."
i can't believe it hasn't been said yet....
"Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're big, they're about 400 pounds...they make ice... No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you have to drink another woman."
~Mars The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. -- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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Location: Brisnyland
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Posted:
so all you simpson faanatics can put a face to the conseeded mind of the conjurer of this competition, here i am.. very proud of my first set of pics i am...
https://only-viewable-at.homeofpoi.com/mycgi/album.cgi?album=primate
so all you simpson faanatics can put a face to the conseeded mind of the conjurer of this competition, here i am.. very proud of my first set of pics i am...
https://only-viewable-at.homeofpoi.com/mycgi/album.cgi?album=primate
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Posted:
Lisa: It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us, you can't help feeling a little rejected
Lisa: It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us, you can't help feeling a little rejected
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
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Posted:
HEY MARS ...... That was mine... OK so I didn't put the whole thing up but that was mine....
TODAYS DELIGHTS
Futurama
Bender : compare your life to mine then kill yourselves
Simpsons
Marge : Homer, the plant called and said if you don't go in today then not to bother going in on monday
Homer : WOOHOO.. 4 day weekend!!!!
HEY MARS ...... That was mine... OK so I didn't put the whole thing up but that was mine....
TODAYS DELIGHTS
Futurama
Bender : compare your life to mine then kill yourselves
Simpsons
Marge : Homer, the plant called and said if you don't go in today then not to bother going in on monday
Homer : WOOHOO.. 4 day weekend!!!!
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
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Posted:
Bart: (mumbles)
Homer: Whats the matter, boy?
Bart: He wouldn't sign my ball!
Marge: Well, he's a fine role model! Bart, gimmie that ball!
Guy: Hey, Flash, check out the mature quail heading this way!
Flash: Hey there little lady, what could Flash do for you!
Marge: Here you go, Bart!
Bart: Springfield Cosy Court Motel, room 26, how bout it?
Bart: (mumbles)
Homer: Whats the matter, boy?
Bart: He wouldn't sign my ball!
Marge: Well, he's a fine role model! Bart, gimmie that ball!
Guy: Hey, Flash, check out the mature quail heading this way!
Flash: Hey there little lady, what could Flash do for you!
Marge: Here you go, Bart!
Bart: Springfield Cosy Court Motel, room 26, how bout it?
Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.
member
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Location: Queensland
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Location: Queensland
Posted:
Homer prances around the bed room............
Homer "OOOHHHH im making people happy, im a gum-drop fairy from lollipop lllaaannnnnneeee.....by the way i was being sarcastic"
Marge "well duhh"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehhehehehehee
Homer prances around the bed room............
Homer "OOOHHHH im making people happy, im a gum-drop fairy from lollipop lllaaannnnnneeee.....by the way i was being sarcastic"
Marge "well duhh"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehhehehehehee
Deep into the darkness peering, long i stood there wondering, fearing!
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Posted:
"C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two
degrees, engage rotors...." -Bender
There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of Karaoke. - Zapp
"C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two
degrees, engage rotors...." -Bender
There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of Karaoke. - Zapp
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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