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Posted: 17th Jul 2008
I'm not drunk, the room is. I've never seen a floor that kept falling up so much!



*Contineus to love khukri rhum*



*And hopes that nobody reads his vhmet post*

Bouncing Baby Pipe!

Posted: 18th Jul 2008
I haven't posted in this thread for over 2 months!

What's happening to me!?

Sobriety will ruin my hard-earned reputation*


*just cos it was hard earned doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every moment of it.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Posted: 15th Aug 2008
Im not drunk, my boss paid for the 5 beers and 2 tequilas i had so i didnt spend my money on it so im not drunk cause at the moment that kind of logic works in my mind although im pretty sure im just talking out of my ass but its ok cause im animating a sh*t daemon at work so im really in the zone for that sort of thing apart from the fact im scanning the net for things to do other than work but its ok cause my boss had that much to drink too so all i have to do is waste a little more time and we'll all play team fortress 2.

that and im very attracted to awaken but shhh!!!

Posted: 15th Aug 2008
wheeee im engaged to my mates flatmate who is also a irl who i met for 15mins before i profosed cos we share a shatred of men

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Posted: 20th Aug 2008
i've been drinkimggg cider in your pub Bar Rouge in halifax will get photo and post it maybe thers no dragons on the sign though ' i did see some inside vthough (i've had far to much)hooray for magners irish cider



just scrolled down page from top feel quite sick

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

Posted: 5th Sep 2008
it seems nobodyelse gets drunk around here , once again i have consumed far to much alchohol (kopperberg pear cider )mmmmmmmmmmmmm . but now i feel quite down coz i just want to be with the girl i love

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

Posted: 19th Sep 2008
noone else gets drunk? bod! i own this thread!

and omg guitar hero is awesome! and i now totally have Paint it Black by the Rollin Stones stuck in my head!!!

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.....

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Posted: 19th Sep 2008
I'm sober. I wont be this time next week!

Vodka?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 26th Sep 2008
You only own this thread because I pass put before I get the chance to post, I've been trying for years, I just keep falling asleep on the keyboasghnnnnhhh, shhh, nghhhhh, huh, wha... oh, right, keep falling asleep on the keyboard

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

Posted: 4th Oct 2008
back again . St.Helier pear cider is my weapon of choice this time . its great 500 ml bottles at 5% . I've had 4 and am now drinkimg my 5th as i typoe this . Aparently cider makers used to grow pears in a partb of their orchard to make pear cider for themselves , they considered it to be better than apple cider , i must agree . HOrah for St. Helier , whoever you maybe

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

Posted: 7th Oct 2008
I recommend everyone tries this

https://www.rupissed.com/

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Posted: 6th Nov 2008
My dada brought FOURTY EIGHT cans of coke at the same time I brought 700ml of Black Label - whoo!

Kupo!

Posted: 8th Nov 2008
Well I'm drunk and have been fairly constantly for the last 2 weeks, since I was laid off.

As I clearly can't be arsed to look for an 'official "I am drunk thread"', I wonder if someone could point me in the right direction.

Or failing that, does anyone want a drink?

wherever you go, there you are.

Posted: 8th Nov 2008
two pints of water = cure for hangover...

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn

Posted: 15th Nov 2008
I totally belong in this thread right now....ugh! Big night out with the girls!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

Posted: 12th Dec 2008
you know, there's nowt so good as a free bar at a works do... Bulmers and brandy FTW!

I'm also unable to form a cogent sentance and also ther is supernoodles downstairs... mmm...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 13th Dec 2008
I was drunk last night, but I'm not anymore.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Posted: 13th Dec 2008
Want!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 13th Dec 2008
Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant!

haha, you know you could make your own...

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

Posted: 14th Dec 2008
Yeah a trash can full of ice seems to do the trick

Posted: 14th Dec 2008
Originally Posted By: Mr MajestikOriginally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant!

haha, you know you could make your own...

Yup! Found a how to on that site. Me and my flatmates are adopting it as our little DIY project for next year.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 7th Mar 2009
Kerrrrrrrrr......BUMP!

not enough people socialising once inebriated on teh intraweb..

(*has not been out since yesterday and gone dun the whole day sesh scenario thing.....also is typing exceedingly well on the spelling front with minimal spelling errors..and thus - is chuffed..) :loco:

minus loco = grr
EDITED_BY: burningoftheclavey (1236470775)
EDIT_REASON: grr/loco/pfft

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn

Posted: 8th Mar 2009
i was disappointed to find the loco emoticon was gone too

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

Posted: 8th Mar 2009
they said i was drunk last night, i was just chemically off-balanced...

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

Posted: 14th Mar 2009
I'm "not" drunk...

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.

Posted: 20th Mar 2009
I'm not drunk, my friend is, he ran his own head into 2 poals and a sign tonight.

Posted: 24th Mar 2009
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

Posted: 24th Mar 2009
Dad asked me this morning why his car was alomost totaled and he asked if I was drunk last night. So I said, "Dad, I wasn't, I don't know but the car was kinda off-balanced and a pole was in the middle of the road and then it was too late. Hik!"

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!