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House_of_Poinmember
50 posts

Posted:
Perform with your Poi in it, man

ubblol weavesmiley ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
umm

umm

and

Double umm umm

And doesn't forget.... spank

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Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Thats appalling lol ubblol

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
i think there is a "really bad jokes" thread somewhere around here ubblol

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
ITs your intro thread isn't it wink nana

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
no thats the un-PG jokes thread wink

youthful_implantsnewbie
14 posts

Posted:
what a poi-ntless joke frown




poi_up_my_pocketnewbie
4 posts

Posted:
poi

House_of_Poinmember
50 posts

Posted:
I don't get it

peaceOutPoiPeepsmember
38 posts
Location: by here


Posted:
haha

poifpoifpoifpoif!

aRR!


pookupoinewbie
9 posts

Posted:
boo

DragosaniGOLD Member
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Posted:
that's just sick...

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pookupoinewbie
9 posts

Posted:
Why sick?

burninghamSecond wave. DIVE!
132 posts

Posted:
Hippy wink

Hello?


LondonIrishnewbie
15 posts

Posted:
I like that.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Now, if I said you arent allowed to write stupid meaningless posts, I'd be a Hippogriff... no wait.. the other one... Hippy.

Yeah thats the one. I'd be a hippy.



But one word posts are greatly frowned upon on Home of Poi.

Now, being new and all, you are allowed to make a mistake.

But only one. Any more, and you are strung up, smothered in nutella and have grapes force fed to you whilst having your toenails pulled gently, and your tummy tickled.



Scientists have found this to be the best way of getting people to stop making one word posts.

And its fairly easy not to.

Its easy to pad out a post without actually saying anything (just check the any of the threads in the poi moves forum wink )

For example, this message. I could have simply said "NO!"



ubbrollsmile

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ditto



for fear of making a one word post that the likes of UCOF has just frowned upon i will write this sentence. wink



but seriously, n00bs............or should i say "newbie"! ubblol ubbloco

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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peaceOutPoiPeepsmember
38 posts
Location: by here


Posted:
i apologise profusely in a way that will extend my apology all the way accross the page and therefore prevent me from making the same mistake again! ubbloco

aRR!


burninghamSecond wave. DIVE!
132 posts

Posted:
 Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace


Now, if I said you arent allowed to write stupid meaningless posts, I'd be a Hippogriff... no wait.. the other one... Hippy.
Yeah thats the one. I'd be a hippy.

But one word posts are greatly frowned upon on Home of Poi.
Now, being new and all, you are allowed to make a mistake.
But only one. Any more, and you are strung up, smothered in nutella and have grapes force fed to you whilst having your toenails pulled gently, and your tummy tickled.

Scientists have found this to be the best way of getting people to stop making one word posts.
And its fairly easy not to.
Its easy to pad out a post without actually saying anything (just check the any of the threads in the poi moves forum wink )
For example, this message. I could have simply said "NO!"

ubbrollsmile



Muchas gracias amigo.

I will endeavor or is it endevour. Well whatever it is, I'll make more of an effort to do it in future.

But nutella & grapes & tickling you say??? hmmmmmmmm ubbloco

Hello?


Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Mr M complaining about 1 word posts ubblol

Or are they only allowed in the hopper above forum wink

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
'hopper above' forum Pen wink , its where i spend the best parts of my life ubblol



and anyway, I started it there, these n00bs probably wouldnt even acknowledge they're stealing it off me cause they're so newbish. wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Ditto ubblol

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Mr Majestik


'hopper above' forum Pen wink , its where i spend the best parts of my life ubblol

and anyway, I started it there, these n00bs probably wouldnt even acknowledge they're stealing it off me cause they're so newbish. wink



LIES! I quite clearly remember doing that in an old thread that got shut down...hmmm what was it called....I remember pounce started it.... wink

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