).  I began spinning poi around 7 or 8 months ago.  Well sort of spinning poi then.  The truth is I bought a few glowsticks and tied some sting to them and began just swinging them around in the air with no rhyme or reason to it all.  This lasted for a few months I think. 
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
 Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
 The only luck is bad luck.
Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass 
sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.