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Location: Canterbury, UK
only cuz i go to bording skool and i want to defend against the bugger boys and late nite pranks...
yes here i am again, posting
im 17, and i cant be arsed to type out the story of my name, but a lot of peeps in the real world actually call me dyke. tho my real names dave...
basically i started having this thing with this girl, only to find out shes like the queen dyke of her dyke community. and i cant help but hit on girls who i later find out are vaginatarians...
anyway i live in Hackney, East London and go to bording skool in Hertfordshire, 1hr north of London, hence the thing bout bugger boys, no offence meant or anything, beliee me im a guy who was so bent he did a 360...
so again, FREE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Whoo! Free hugs!
Well, erm, can't really say welcome, cuz you're definately not new
But, yeeeaaaahhhh....
*really has nothing much to say*
Oh! get yer cam to pounce!!
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
woo hoo! hugs!!
ya and dammit, get your camera on over to my thread. birdsanctuary has had to pick up your slack!
lovies!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
hehe, all that footage and its mine, all mine!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
yes dyke boy you really are slacking in your porno duties!!! so get back on over to pounces room! ...oh and if you could make another action movie entrance it would be most exciting
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Free hugs??? Whats the catch
Ah what the hell, I'll take some of them anyhow. Cheers!
Here are some for you to replenish your stock
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ah yes, action movie entrance would be just fine. i won't mind! in fact i'll even give you a spanking!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
theres no catch on the hugs THEYRE FREE!!!! IM NOT AMERICAN!!! (no offence meant)
erm, im a better editor than birdsanctury, so hed best hand them over so i can play with them in the editing room...
HEY IT HAS TO BE DARK OKAY? NO FUNNY IDEAS!
okay im on my way...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
sweet....i'll be on the look out for ya!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
did u like the intro huh huh???? twas funky wsnt it?
i knew those bolot charges would come i handy, though i dunno how I ever got to get hold of them...
anyway, tell eveyone about the free hug program!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yes it was a beautiful entrance. my favorite. and i'll spread the word on the free hugs. i am, afterall, part of the official HOP welcome wagon
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
Hello! Just popping in for a hug. E pluribus unum, baby.
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
ere yee go me yankeee chum!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Quote:
and i cant help but hit on girls who i later find out are vaginatarians...
I liked that one.
now..anyway..as i came here to say.
[CENSORED] YOU!
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
maybe later...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
I NEED A HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm feeling lonely
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
here, pouncey:
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yay!!!! i feel much better now!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
soz hun, been ata squat rave, here ur hugs!!!!
erm, ive just met the most incredible female EVER! shes as random and mad as me and UCOF combined, drop dead gorgeous, incredible personality, and a great kisser.
just one problem.
my girlfriend.
its been nedding to happen for a while, but i didnt really want to dump her for someone else cuz thats worse then jsut straight dumping her. but it looks like thats what will ahppen now...
help
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Hi, I'm was here for the hug's but i think you need'em more. here.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
aawwwwwww thank you!
but have more
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No advice. Just hugz:
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
i just wanna say THANK YOU and YAY to pounce for picking Ines over Rosa on the either/or thread, it has made my life SOOOOO much lighter, not sure why tho.....
have some hugs
AND MORE FREE HUGS FOR ALL, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HELP ME IN MY PICKLE
EDITED_BY: Dyke Boy (1070318548)
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
940 posts
Well, I want to feel bad for you, but you just met this amazing girl, so I'm happy for you, you silly boy!
Sympathy you get, though. If the end was inevitable, your current gf will realize that eventually.
E pluribus unum, baby.
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
i know, but i feel so bad about Rosa, cuz tho i care for her deeply, i now this is gonna hurt her sooo much, and im spending reminding myself of the fact that if we stayed together it would never be the same, cuz theres a new light in me life...
i cant help but feel like a [censored] for doing this, though im extatic for finding this insanely lovely laydee whos just SOOO gorgeous and funny and smart and mind blowingly unique....
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
um, you're welcome? i really had no idea who i was picking, but it must be my amazing good sense that i picked the right one
HUGS!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
well it must have been the stars telling you who to pick!
see u guys are making me feel all happy and loved up! THANK YOU
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
try see it from her point of view would you rather be dumped for someone else OR be two timed?? i think id go for the first, either way its gonna be hurtful to her but the sooner its done the better my little pickle
come relax in my jacuzzi it bubbles away all your worries
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
ha funny u shud say pickle, i first kissed Ines at a pickle squat rave on sat nite! ur rite bout the two timing too... god this is so hard...
ok i come to chill in bubbling bath of relax
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
just wanna say thank you to those who know who they are
thank you
i love you
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
You are an ickle sweetie DB...take care and hope your head gets sorted soon
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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