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There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who dont.
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'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than they hide.'
Jesus helps me trick people.
Distorted sex drive in space was already known to be a sticky knoblem - BRASS EYE
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'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
quote:Brilliant! Oh, cut them up a bit and they must smell fantastic when you wrap or whack yourself.
Originally posted by Mark P:
I have been known to spin with a couple of real lemons on some string
E pluribus unum, baby.
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
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My friend Brillo spun his pet ferrets a few times
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