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Posted: 19th Apr 2005
is this a thread dedicated to showtunes? how peculiar....

be prepared for a chance of a lifetime
be prepared for sensational news!
a shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer
and where do we feature?
just listen to teacher
i know it sounds sorted,
but you'll be rewarded
and see, what a wonder i am!
yes our teeth and amitions are bared
be prepared!!!

^best disney song ever, with the possible exception of Ursela the sea witch's 'poor unfortunate souls'

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted: 19th Apr 2005
Traditional Cabaret: Very long....

Money makes the world go around
The world go around
The world go around
Money makes the world go around
It makes the world go round.
A mark, a yen, a buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around
That clinking clanking sound
Can make the world go 'round.
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money
If you happen
To be rich,
.......Ooooh
And you feel like a
Night's enetertainment,
...Money

You can pay for a
Gay escapade.
Money money
Money money
Money money
Money money
If you happen to
To be rich,
.......Ooooh
And alone, and you
Need a companion
...Money
You can ring-ting-
A-ling for the maid.
If you happen
To be rich
.....Ooooh
And you find you are
Left by your lover,
...Money
Though you moan
And you groan
Quite a lot,
Money money
Money money
Money money
Money money
You can take it
On the chin,
.....Ooooh
Call a cab,
And begin
...Money
To recover
On your fourteen-
Carat yacht.
Money makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around,
Money makes the world go around,
Of that we can be sure.
(....) on being poor.
Money money money-
money money money
Money money money-
money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money

If you haven't any coal in the stove
And you freeze in the winter
And you curse on the wind
At your fate
When you haven't any shoes
On your feet
And your coat's thin as paper
And you look thirty pounds
Underweight.
When you go to get a word of advice
From the fat little pastor
He will tell you to love evermore.
But when hunger comes a rap,
Rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat at the window...
At the window...
Who's there?
Hunger!
Eugh, hunger!
See how love flies out the door...
For
Money makes
The world...
...Go around
The world...
...Go around
The world...
...Go around
Money makes the
.... Go around
....Go around
That clinking
Clanking sound of
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money

Get a little, Money money, Get a little, Money money
Money money
Money money
Money money
Money money
Mark, a yen, a buck
Get a little
Or a pound
Get a little
That clinking clanking
Get a little
Get a little
Clinking sound
Money money
Money money...
Is all that makes
The world go 'round
Money money
Money money
It makes the world go round!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
He had strength and she had none, but yet they both reached for the gun!

Oh yes oh yes oh yes they both oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes they both reached for the gun for the gun.

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
we've neglected annie get your gun

so.....................
MEN'S CHORUS:
The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
The audience that lifts you when you're down

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops
The sheriff who escorts you out of town

MEN'S CHORUS:
The opening when your heart beats like a drum

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The closing when the customers won't come

ALLS:
There's no business like show business
Like no business I know

MEN'S CHORUS:
Everything about it is appealing

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
Everything the traffic will allow

MEN'S CHORUS:
No where could you have that happy feeling

ALLL:
When you aren't stealing that extra bow
There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low

MEN'S CHORUS:
Yesterday they told you you would not go far

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
That night you opened and there you are

MEN'S CHORUS:
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star

ALL:
Let's go on with the show

MEN'S CHORUS:
The cowboys, the wrestlers, the tumblers, the clowns
The roustabouts that move the show at dawn

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The music, the spotlights, the people, the towns
Your baggage with the labels pasted on

MEN'S CHORUS:
The sawdust and the horses and the smell

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The towel you've taken from the last hotel

ALL:
There's no business like show business
If you tell me it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling
Standing out in front on opening nights
Smiling as you watch the benches filling
And see your billing up there in lights

There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know will fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn't trade it for a sack o' gold
Let's go on with the show
Let's go on with the show!
The show!
The show!

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
*prances in singing "money money money money money money money money money money".....oh....*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
omg we forgot phantom of the opera

in sleep he sang to me
in dreams he came
that voice which calls to me
and speaks my name
and do i dream again for now i find
the phantom of the opera is there
inside my mind...........

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
Thats opera...not musical of cabaret!!!!
lol
why not though?!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
phatom is a musical Andrew lloyd webber wrote it, so if cats, jesus christ superstar, chess are musicals so is phantom

did anyone else see the movie?

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
heheheh hun, i went and saw phantom when i was 7 yeras old, i know who its by
ehehehe i was a snobby kid

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
they did a remake of it that came out last year it was really good,
i think i fell in love briefly with christine dia

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
no point in neglecting our furry friend buggs:

"Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
We know every part by heart!
(cane flip)
Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We'll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we'll hit!
On with the show, this is it!
(character procession)
Tonight what heights we'll hit!
On with the show, this is it!"

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted: 20th Apr 2005
Jack and Sally...wooo

"this is halloween this is halloween..."

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 21st Apr 2005
"tomorrow belongs to meeeeeeeeee...."

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 21st Apr 2005
were of to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of....
aydelvice, the hills are alive with the sound of......
sing my angel of music........
if i were a rich man, matchmaker make me a match,
old deuteronomy.
this is the moment , i can to anything better than you can,
you cant get a fella wtih a gun, and all that jazz,

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 21st Apr 2005
OK, so I start this thread, and then I lose my computer, and when I jump into a lab to check in, it's been hijacked! and NOBODY continued with what I started *sniff* *sniff*



And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"



Pop

Six

squish

uh oh

cicero

Lipschitz





He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it



I betcha you would have done the same!



You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Bernie.

Bernie like to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,

And I am really irritated, and

looking for a little sympathy

and there's Bernie layin'

on the couch, drinkin' a beer

and chewin'. No, not chewin'.

Poppin'. So, I said to him,

I said, "You pop that

gum one more time..."

and he did.

So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots...

...into his head.



He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would

Have dome the same!



I met Ezekiel Young from

Salt Lake city about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

"Single" he told me?

Single, my ass. Not only

was he married

...oh, no, he had six wives.

One of those Mormons, you know. So that

night, when he came home, I fixed him

his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold

their arsenic.



He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime!



Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

minding my own business,

and in storms my husband Wilbur,

in a jealous rage.

"You been screwin' the milkman,"

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin',

"you been screwin the milkman."

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times!



If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!



Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg

lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan

vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja

Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam

a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...



Yeah, but did you do it?



UH UH, not guilty!



My sister, Veronica and

I did this double act

and my husband, Charlie,

used to travel round with us.

Now, for the last number in our act,

we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,

back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.

So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and

we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.

I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and

Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead.



I loved Al Lipschitz

more than I can possibly say.

He was a real artistic guy...

sensitive... a painter.

But he was always trying

to find himself.

He'd go out every night

looking for himself

and on the way

he found Ruth,

Gladys,

Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke

up because of artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead.



The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum



They had it comin'

They had it comin'

They had it comin'

All along

'Cause if they used us

And they abused us

How could you tell us that we were wrong?





You pop that gum one more time!

Single my ass.

Ten times!

Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

Artistic differences.



Pop

Six

Squish

Uh uh

Cicero

Lipschitz!

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

Posted: 21st Apr 2005
well that wrecks all the fun doesnt it

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Posted: 22nd Apr 2005
That was my fun...

So now on to a new one... but lets see who gets this one..


come in, come in my child, we musn't lurk in doorways, it's rude... one might question your upbringing...

Now you're here because you have a thing for this human, this prince fellow. Not that I blame you, he is quite a catch, isn't he?

Well sugar lips, the solution to your problem is obvious. In order to get what you want, you have to become a human yourself....

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

Posted: 22nd Apr 2005
The little Mermaid!

Gayle.....!

Posted: 23rd Apr 2005
Mein Herr!!!!!
Bye-bye, mein Lieber Herr,
Auf wiedersehen, mein Herr.
Es war sehr gut, mein Herr
Und vorbei.
Du kennst mich wohl, mein Herr,
Ach, lebe wohl, mein Herr.
Du sollst mich nicht mehr sehen,
Mein Herr.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 23rd Apr 2005
looking back to my days in Vermont Children's Theater, I have a small prayer:

For what you are about to receive,
may the Lord make you truly thankful.

Amen...

Please sir, I want some more.

What?

Please sir, I want some more.

More?

Catch him!
Snatch him!
Hold him!
Scold him!
Pounce him
Trounce him
Pick him up and
Bounce him

Wait
Before we put the boy to task
May I be so curious as to ask his name?

Oliver!

Oliver, Oliver
Never before has a boy wanted more.
Oliver, Oliver
Won't ask for more once he sees what's in store

There's a dark thin winding
Stairway without any banister
Which we'll throw him down and
Feed him on cockroaches served in a canister

Oliver, Oliver
What will he do when he's turned black and blue
He will curse the day
Somebody named him Oliver.

Oliver, Oliver
Never before has a boy wanted more.
Oliver, Oliver
He won't ask for more once he sees what's in store

There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up and
One day next year with the rats he'll be creeping out

Oliver, Oliver
What will he do in this terrible stew
He will rue the day
Somebody named him
Oliver!

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

Posted: 23rd Apr 2005
or maybe:

I have often walked down this street before;
But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before.
All at once am I sev'ral stories high,
Knowing I'm on the street where you live.

Are there lilac trees in the heart of town?
Can you hear a lark in any other part of town?
Does enchantment pour out of ev'ry door?
No, it's just on the street where you live.

And oh, the towering feeling
Just to know somehow you are near!
The very powering feeing
that any second you may suddenly appear!

People stop and stare. They don't bother me,
For there's nowhere else on earth that I would rather be.
Let the time go by; I won't care if I
Can be here on the street where you live.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

Posted: 23rd Apr 2005
or even, although overdone:

Singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain.
What a glorious feelin'.
I'm happy again.
I'm laughin' at clouds
So dark up above.
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love.

Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place.
Come on with the rain.
I've a smile on my face.
I'll walk down the lane
With a happy refrain,
And singin', just singin' in the rain.

and also, the best lines ever from another musical:

Don: "This is the proper setting."
Kathy: "Why it's just an empty stage."
Don: "At first glance, yes. But wait a second.... A beautiful sunset... mist from the distant mountains... coloured lights in a garden... a lady is standing on her balcony... in a rose trellised bower... flooded with moonlight... we add five hundred thousand kilowatts of stardust... a soft summer breeze... and... you sure look lovely in the moonlight, Kathy."

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

Posted: 23rd Apr 2005
hehehehehe Piper...



One of the reasons I love My Fair Lady... the most romantic song about stalking ever written

Getting to the other side