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Similar to Skul's thread, which existing superhero best suits you?
My friends call me Spiderman on account of me climbing in to a pub via a very difficult climb up a lamppost, jumping on to a wall, pulling myself up, accross a glass roof (well, along the beam), jumping up another wall and over a pipe. Up another wall and in through an open window - the poor buggers never knew what hit them
- okay I did hurt myself and ended up in A&E but it's all good. Oh, and I'm a sarcastic, arrogant f
erPersonally, I'd like to be Gambit or Nightcrawler.
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Pooh-Bah
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Ohh, Wolverine!
Actually, I'd like to be a Jedi but I don't think that counts...
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Pasta of Muppets
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Spiderman, any day...
Or Wolverine...
Damn. I just can't be original...
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Lol, but then there's always either Venom or Sabre tooth
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Pasta of Muppets
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Sabretooth sux. So does venom, he's just eeeeeeeeeevil.
I might like to be Galactus tho...
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I'm aweful fond of Magnito, he's just a groovy kid.
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Wolverine. Unbreakable does it for me.
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i beat my inner child
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Location: manchester UK
superheros dont exist ... theyre made up ... imaginary ... just like the easter bunny and jesus.
but i think im most like duffman ... "oh yeh!"
"duffman never dies! only the actors who play him"
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veteran
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Is it Jean Grey from X-Men....she turns in to pheonix so definintely her....
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No way, Venom's blatantly got potential in the way of super heros (provided he can stop being evil I mean). He matches Spiderman's abilities but lacks his humanity - so always gets his man.
Sabretooth is an easy match for Wolverine, just lacking in the brains department.
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Pasta of Muppets
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Hold on, Sabretooth vs Wolverine? Isn't Wolverine technically indestructable? As his skelington is coated with Adamantium? And Sabretooth isn't? Wolverine would chop him up into cat food...
I just thought of another... Captain Scarlet!
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batman.
no doubt about it.
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i'd get to wear black (all the time), own all those wonderful toys, i'd be able to kill people and still be touted by the media as a 'good person'...
but the clincher is that batman has no powers at all but still manages to keep up with all the other superheroes - he's the most hardcore of them all.
not to mention that batman's secret identity is absolutely loaded so on the weekends i could get alfred to pack me a bag and i could take the old batsnowboard and batskidoo up to alaska for a bit of batheliboarding.
sweet.
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True Coleman, in the Justice League, Batman is indeed the only superhero without any "powers".
He also seems to be the more dominant of said heroes.
Point noted, recorded and actioned
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sif batman!
the Joker, or the riddler!(the riddler was jims best role ever!)
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i have to say Ron Burgendy all the way
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Rouge or Mysteic (so i cant spell, you all know what i mean)
or both, aquire peoples minds and then become them. You could be all of the super heros then.
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have to be the Flash..when your so fast no-one can see you, you can get away with anything...and imagine how many balls you could juggle..*dribble* you'd be god like.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
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or...johnny wossname "the torch" come on fire spinners and no one thought of the dude that sets himself on fire. (could melt wolverines flesh off his adamantium skeleton faster than he could heal himself. and spiderman would be just as screwed.)
Up the original firestarter..
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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buzz lightyear!
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I have a friend called flash, but not because he can run fast
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